I had an argument with a friend of mine about whether pregnant chicks are sexy. I was arguing that it is nice to see a girl doing what she’s supposed to in a generation where they think they have the right to be doctors and lawyers and career women, and a lot of chicks seem to be neglecting that they are built to make babies not make money, and he was arguing that it is creepy like she’s got an alien growing inside her and in the event he ever got a girl pregnant, he’d join the army to not have to deal with the pressure of her trying to fuck him while she’s all hormonal and bloated.

I guess these Minnie Driver pictures don’t really prove either side of the equation considering she wasn’t hot before she was pregnant ad sure as hell isn’t hot while pregnant, but she’s wearing a bikini and that’s good enough for me to overlook things like disgusting growths inside her disgusting, cum filled pregnant body.

Whoever said the miracle of life is a beautiful thing was wrong. That’s all I have to say about that.

I’m all for women wearing see through clothing because see through clothing is the closest thing to naked. I never understood dudes who would say that they find girls in clothing hotter than when they get naked, because when they are naked you see everything and it’s very clinical, whereas when they are clothed it leaves everything up to the imagination. I was never one of those guys. The more naked the better for me, even when the bitch is like that busted old pick-up truck rotting away in your backyard. But I am not interested in her wearing a see through shirt in attempts to tease me into her pants. I live by the philosophy of if you’re infront of me naked I’ll do it, but if you’re trying to be sexy in spandex or lace, I am not going to try to get you naked, I am just going to laugh at you.

My wife doesn’t agree. Last summer, she dragged me to her family reunion that was at some welfare park on the lake. I wasn’t interested in going, but with the free booze, food and teens in bikinis. We get to the lake, and my fat whore of a wife decides to reaveal her new bathing suit to the whole fucking family. Now bitch is 350 pounds and they don’t make bathing suits her size so when she put the mother fucking thing on it stretched out so much the thing turned see through. I am talking every thread on that fucking thing was doing all it fucking could to support the heavy load, so everyone in the family got to see what I get to see every fucking night…..and they weren’t too impressed, I think her brother left the party with his 3 kids because of it….

Point of the story is, if you are fat, if you are ugly, if you have never had many sober guys try to sleep with you, the whole less is more does not apply to you. Here’s some shots of Mini Driver in her bra and some see-through shirt action….

I don’t remember who Minnie Driver is, but I know she’s in movies. I am more into knowing shit about the underbelly of the world than knowing about who starred in what. I guess seeing her in a bikini is alright, cuz I live in Canada and girls don’t own bikinis up here, at least girls I know don’t own bathing suits, or at least tell me that they don’t have bathing suits because they know I won’t start hassling them to get in them for me…I don’t know what I am talking about because I don’t actually know girls but if I did I am pretty sure that would it come down to. There’s been a few times where I’ve begged my stepdaughter to clean in her panties and it didn’t go over so well…

Anyway, I met a total crackhead tonight and we had great conversation. He was telling me how he’s not well and needs money for crack and how he’s been smokin it for 25 years. He told me that he was born in a mental institution to a crazy mother and even though I barely understood a word out of his mouth, I feel like his career and life is more appealing to talk about than this slut Minnie driver, but since you come here for celebrity posts and not stories about my friend Tommy, I’ll just stop writing now….Remember these pics may be old.