I think her Canadian keeper has really succeeded at making Rachel Bilson boring as fuck. It’s like he’s kidnapped her sex appeal and locked it up in his fucking igloo or someshit so that no other guy looks at her or tries to fuck her. He’s even gone so far as to dress her in some native influenced sweater that you may or may not have seen every dyke wear this winter and when lesbians wear the shit, you know it’s not really something that girls are wearing to give boners. Good job Darth Vader…what don’t you fucking ruin? I guess we can only hope he gets in a snowmobile accident, or that he drives into a fucking moose or something while she’s in LA working, so that he’ll officially back the fuck off.
Rachel Bilson is engaged to that annoying emo bitch of an actor from Star Wars, and he has kidnapped her, brainwashed her, surpressed her potential in being interesting by scaring her into thinking he will leave her, despite the fact that she can do better than him, but she doesn’t know that, thanks to his strategic lowering of her self-esteem, that’s left her feeling like she’s nothing without him. It has lead to a whole lot of boring out of her, so much boring that this outfit is probably her best, and all you can barely see her cleavage, making it really not that great, so everyone thank the new Darth Vader for ruining not only ruining Star Wars for the geeks, but also Rachel Bilson for everyone, you cunt…
Fuck you Rachel Bilson, for seducing me early on in your career, and giving me hope that you’d be naked in movies, or at least in the party scene, feeding my fantasies at least a little, but instead you just got engaged, got boring and mock me with your conservative outfits, when I know under all that bullshit is a pussy that likes to be ravaged…it’s really insulting that she can live the good life off a cocktease….we need to start a revolt and make the bitch regain our trust to deserve our attention…any more of these boring bullshit pictures and I’m going to be forced to start putting all my energy in ruining this girl. First, I will be applying for a restraining order against her because my sex drive feels threatened by her constant boring pictures and then I am going to start a strongly worded petition that every man who likes fucking pussy will sign because this is seriously a waste of a perfectly good vagina…..and then someone should make her Canadian husband from Star Wars cheat on her so she can move on, the only access I have to him is through his sister who my friend fucked on a carpeted apartment floor in Toronto and humiliated her enough to make her hate both him and me, so we need another insider to start sending whores his way…then we’ll get Bilson back where she belongs, only with more emotional damage, something that always makes a bitch more slutty but until that happens, I hate her…
Rachel Bilson bores the fuck out of me. She’s one of those young actors who I wanted to fuck when she was on the OC because of her cute little voice I wanted to muffle by shoving my balls in her mouth, but instead of turning into an attention whore addicted to fame and cocaine and partying, she got engaged to some boring dude from Star Wars to live a simple life in Canada on a farm and when she does make appearances, because I assume she still works as an actor and spends time in LA, she looks like this, boring and plain and the only thing she gives us to try to jerk off to the memory of her, is a fuckin ass check barely visible and that’s real fucking shitty of her. She needs to give more to the people who gave her a fucking career and the good life her bank account reminds her about daily. Cunt.
Rachel Bilson is pretty fucking boring. She could have really done something with her life like publically humilate herself – develop a drug addiction – release a sex tape – turn to porn – show up to events half naked or flash the world her little brunette pussy…The world was her fucking oyster and instead she ran off and got engaged or married to fucking Luke Skywalker and live a quiet life on a farm in Canada, under the radar and not in the party scene making her waste of fucking time….
I figure Rachel BIlson is worth fucking, despite the whole marrying that dude from Star Wars glitch in her life, but I was down with her on The OC, but in my defense, compared to Mischa Barton and her sloppy fucking ass the jewish dude and his dad from LA Law were second in line…..
Either way, this sex tape scene for Funny or Die to promote the new Rachel Bilson movie was probably the best Funny or Die video to date, which may not be saying much because I fucking hate Funny or Die, WIll Farrell and their marketing guy who never links to me even after begging me to post his videos….but it is a sign that maybe they are moving away from candy-coated Saturday Night Live boring humor and into the right direction into smuttier, racier shit the internet wants. See they’ve got the celebrity hook-ups and big budgets….they just need the balls to push the fucking limits a little….
That said, they should probably offer me a job as a consultant. I could use the constant income.
The good thing about this photoshoot of Rachel Bilson for Flaunt magazine is that they photoshopped her fat, gonna be married, saddle bags off and made her look, thin long and luxurious like celebrity pussy is supposed to look….
I am not a stylist, but I do have a penis, and my penis tells me that this pig of a woman needs to rock a pair of baggier pants or at least develop an eating disoder, because she is reminding me of my early childhood back in Mexico when the local vendor would pile up all his clay on the back of a fucking donkey, the same donkey my mom’s friends would fuck on stage for gringos, and I’ll tell you it’s not leaving a good taste in my mouth.
Sure, I know, hips and curves are supposed to be sexy and erotic, but I think that’s just propoganda the junk food and fast food companies are pushing on bitches so that they keep buying and sales don’t go to shit….or maybe this is just the product of aging and being engaged, a sign of what is to come, another bitch I wanted to fuck when she was on TV bites the dust kind of thing….
So this is what Rachel Bilson actually looks like….interesting…..
She’s go short pasty legs, looks pretty sloppy and unshowered like a bitch suffering from some kind of depression cuz she can’t get work and hates her life, she may even be a little chubby….but I can’t really tell because I am blinded by brightness of her white legs, like she’s shining a fucking flashlight in my eyes or some shit…..
I guess some people like to call this the look of someone who has given up, I like to call it the look of someone about to get marriage and the point of all this is to say, I’d still fuck her.
Here are some pictures of Rachel Bilson looking real fucking horrible sticking her tongue out. If you’re wondering why she’s doing it, it is doctor’s orders, she has to air the shit out because she’s spent the last few years rimming her faggot fiance’s ass cuz that’s the only way he can get off with a girl, you know cuz he’s a homo which is probably good for all you Star Wars weirdos who have been fantasizing about tag teaming Bilson with him, because now you that dream is almost a possible reality…
I am all for girls with curves. I think it’s scientific for guys to want to fuck a girl with some hips, but looking at these pictures of Rachel Bilson in her tight pants all I see is something that is definitely not going to age well. Sure she’s still young and probably relatively fit, since her career depends on it, but the second she stops, or has kids, these hips won’t lie, and will look like she’s transporting supplies from prospecting town to prospecting town on the back of her big horse ass….a horse ass I’d like to insert my fist in to massage the cervix when inseminating her.
On a side note, why did 180,000 people watch that video before us? Here are the pics…
Rachel Bilson was the only thing I could stomach back when I watched the OC on Thursday nights before going to local college bars where I’d use some of the typical drama that happened on the show to strike up conversation with the dumb bitches in the bar who were hooked on the shit a bunch of years ago, tricking them into thinking we had something in common, but the truth is it was all a tactic to see them naked, which for the recond, never worked.
Speaking of never working, I don’t remember the last thing I saw this bitch in, but at least she’s working her tits by showing off some bra in these pictures, because that’s really the only work she needs to be a success in my books, not that my opinion of success is something she cares about since she doesn’t know I exist…
You know what sucks? Trying to write two posts on Rachel Bilson in two days. I mean bitch hasn’t really done anything worth talking about, unless being engaged to the cunt who played Darth Vader in the Star Wars the Next Generation is something worth talking about, and I don’t think it really is. What is worth talking about is how a friend of mine fucked the dude from Star Wars the Next Generation’s sister, because she lives in Toronto and is pretty fucking accessible, but I don’t remember the details of the story and shit’s posted somewhere on the site from years ago, but I think it has something to do with her diggin’ anal, which could be a lie, and I’m just basing it on what I assume her older brother likes, because he’s gotta be gay…
Remember Rachel Bilson, the hightlight of the OC, if you were like me and not down with the bitch who looked like a lesbian, or the troubled one with the sloppy skinny body. Yeah, I watched the shit the first season, because I’d go to college bars and being the old fuck in the room, had to let the girls know I was down.
I’d be like bitches, you watch the new OC, shit that Ryan’s nuts, I can’t wait til he takes Seth back to the Pool House and fucks him, cuz there’s no way Seth is straight, I mean someone’s gotta do him the favor of shoving their dick in his ass, he’s too emotionally and clearly jerks off to Ryan’s fight scenes, and Rachel Bilson is just a front….
Usually didn’t get any laughs, cuz college girls took that shit seriously, but Rachel Bilson was never a front for me, until today, what the fuck happened to her….actually I already know the answer….engagement to be married….
The good news is that they are getting married in Canada, so I’ll send some homeless dudes to crash that shit. It will be my big break.
