I already posted some of the pictures of Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Effron’s bikini clad romantic vacation that was really just another acting job commissioned by Disney to help properly promote the couple as being wholesome and legit. So there’s no real reason to go off saying the same shit over again with these added pictures. The truth is I am tired of reading about how Effron’s a fag, or a girl, or whatever everyone is saying about him, not because I feel like the media is being mean to him, but because it is possible that dude’s just into singing, dancing, shopping, doing his hair and counting all the fucking money he makes by having teenage girls everywhere learn how to masturbate thinking of him. The truth is that he could be railing this Hudgens bitch, he may be the dude who popped her cherry both vaginally and anally, maybe he makes her eat pussy for him, maybe he makes her fuck black dudes while he jerks off, maybe they aren’t wholesome at all, and are in fact teenage perverts and have had 15 abortions like they were the black chick on The View and it could be all be because he is corrupting her into being the slut that she is.
Until I see pictures of dick in this dude’s mouth, I am going to just focus on the fact that dude’s doin’ something right by playing the feminine guy girls can relate to, and it’s opened lots of legs for him, not that I like Hudgens, but because I like teenage girls masturbating thinking of me.
I thought that I was the only one who lost interest and moved on from Jailbait Disney immigrant lookin’ pussy after I saw it in nude pictures, but it turned out the rest of the world did too because she’s been pretty much no where to be found.
I heard there’s a High School Musical 3 in the works, so I am guessing the producers are still getting into her, but that’s just beause Ashley Tisdale reminds them too much of their Jew wives, while Miley Cyrus’ ego and success has made her less ambitious on making them cum with her mouth, while Vanessa Hudgens is holding on as hard as she can to the dream and is willing to do whatever it takes to not have the producers go through with their threats of firing her.
Here she is in some staged bikini pictures with her “boyfriend” to help prove they are real wholesome Disney couple, and decided to have her mount Effron like a good little virgin who only dry fucks you til your dick falls off, because they felt the negative press of these kids being inappropriate didn’t outweigh the struggle they are having to prove Effron’s not Faggot, because Gay teen heart throbs are bad for business. When all the little girls realize they are being lied to and that the Effron fantasy won’t ever come true because they don’t have a penis and that will lead to them realizing that all the Disney dudes who sing and dance all light on their feet are also poofters and they won’t buy tickets to the movies, any of the merch or even cut out posters of the heathen from Teen Beat, to hang above their bed because their minister told them that homos are a product of Satan.
On a side note, I heard it took them 3 weeks to cooridinate this shoot because they couldn’t seem to get all the cock out of Effron’s mouth, but that could just be rumors.
Dating a gay dude isn’t all that fuckin’ bad for a girl. It’s like the closest thing to lesbianism they can get without actually admitting that they like pussy. They always have someone to shop with, to talk about boys with and to get their hair, make-up and spa treatments with. The only problem with dating a gay dude is that they are generally scared of pussy or disgusted by pussy and having a pussy running around naked in front of them doesn’t turn them into rabid beasts ready to rape the bitch if she resists your love-making offerings. Leaving Vanessa Hudgens feeling lonely enough to take naked pics of herself for some guy she met online because she needs some kind of sexual satisfaction that won’t damage her career and the future of High School Musical because the kids rely heavily on this fabricated relationship.
The good news is that in living the lie for Disney they can always introduce straight dudes into their bedroom that Zac Effron can seduce in the heat of the moment to get some dick in his mouth as he and Hudgens give a double blowjob. Bi-Sexual porn may confuse me, but it seems to be more popular than ever as everyone becomes bi-sexual and if it’s all for keeping up appearances out of fear of losing a well paying job that will lead to spending all their hard earned High School Musical money because the paycheck stops and no one wants to hire useless punks, then it makes total sense.
Vanessa Hudgens isn’t necessarily a slut, she’s more of an exhibitionist who took a few naked pics for some guy she wanted to get jerking off to her and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that and clearly, in fact, I encourage it. I guess Disney feels the same way because they didn’t fire her but then again, Disney doesn’t seem to mind teenage pregnancy either so I guess they are just evolving with the times and know a good publicity stunt when they see one or maybe even stage one.
Here she is in some sloppy sweat pants that remind me of my shit I wear because I’ve pretty much given up on exterior appearance and jogging pants were always what the poor weird kid who always got a boner and never showered wore in high school even after constantly getting “pantsed”, so I am just trying to dress appropriately, it’s my kind of uniform. So I’ll never fully grasp when it became acceptable for anyone to wear these things outside of gym class, especially when those people are chicks you’d all fuck if she gave you the time of day. The good news is that she’s kinda pantsing herself and that’s good enough for me, but I am easily impressed like that.
The good news for you guys is that Vanessa Hudgens dates fags and since you’re pretty much as big a fag as they come, that should give you hope, because I know that you still like girls deep down inside, they are just so much less willing to have sex with you than a barebackin’ bear in the bathouse who pretty much has no standards and a raging boner.
Either way, this is her ass crack at the airport and I am not sure where she’s going, but I wish I did so that I could let you know so that you can go hang outside her hotel room and make her sing your dick just because he’s a huge fan of her work and High School Musical changed your life by making you want to go back to High School but only if you could do it in song.
I don’t know why I am posting these since seeing ass crack makes me think of fat men in jeans that are a couple sizes too small but haven’t accepted that they are fat fucks yet and insist on wearing them and not of the gateway to a young, willing 18 year old nude model/actress/singer triple threat in no panties because just a few inches away is her box. But that’s just because I don’t find Hudgens anything special, she looks like a monkey and I’d still let her throw feces at me from her cage while I jerk off, but that’s pretty much it. I may not have standards but I don’t do beastiality….
Nothing says a useless Disney star is finally a fuckin’ rockstar like seeing her on stage with a guitar. There is no way in hell that this is some corporate fabricated bullshit that has a team of writers and huge marketing budget behind it, this is definitely Vanessa Hudgens just doing her one true love and that’s pretty much just rock….I am sure she’s one of those child prodigy guitar virtuoso and not someone who spend a month with a guitar coach learning a handful of chords and songs so that she doesn’t look like a total asshole on stage. I guess throwing in the most hardcore lookin’ Heavy Metal guitar helps her case.
Either way, I don’t think she’s hot, but I’d still like to see her doing what she does best and that’s not embarrassing herself on stage it’s taking more underage amateur panty shots with her friends, like a typical slut in her room alone for her internet boyfriends because I am not going to lie….I’m a pervert and think all girls can be successful at that.
I didn’t watch the American Music Awards because they are a waste of fucking time, even though every acceptance speech is about how shit changes lives, but unfortunately my life wasn’t one of those lives changed today, because I don’t own a TV, but if I did, I’d be living the fuckin’ dream and I am pretty sure I’d be watching scrambled porn, not because I like porn, but because distorted blue and green sex scenes excite me more than Dick Clark’s bullshit award show.
I tried getting someone in LA to crash red carpet for this event for stepTV, but I have no real pull, I couldn’t get press access and security’s a bitch, not to mention the dude I know in LA doesn’t have a camera and can barely speak english, but it still would have been better coverage than the actually award show, but that’s just like comparing a hot girl to some fat one night stand you once brought home when drunk because she was willing and you are an opportunist who doesn’t turn down a girl when she offers you creampie, unfortunately when you got back to her place, you realized that by creampie bitch actually meant a cream pie and you sat there eating whip cream and watching reruns of Seinfeld, because that’s all that was on at 4 am, until you sobered up and had to peace the fuck out because you realized that her elastic waistband on her sweat pants wasn’t something that could really get you off and for the record stepTV is that fat chick because it’s lower quality but makes for a better fuckin’ story.
I am recovering from binge drinking like a sorority girl during Homecoming week, and I don’t remember all that much of the last two nights, but I do know I laughed a lot so if you’re lucky I’ll bring some of that to you here, it happens sometimes, just not in this post.
Here are the arrival pictures from the AMAs.
Beyonce’s Got Some Insane Cleavage Going On….I Guess Someone’s Been Eating Her Fried Chicken
Alicia Keys Did Some Choreographed Dance Routine I Didn’t Understand
Amanda Bynes Got Some Fucking Legs
Ashley Tisdale is Hot Right Now, Like a Busted Old Pick-Up Truck In Your Front Lawn on a Hot Summer’s Day…
Avril Lavigne Dressed Like an Academy Award, If Academy Awards Had Stupid Hair
Some Carrie Underwood Wearing Curtains
Jennie Garth Dancing With Her Old Face…Which She Thinks is a Star…But Really Isn’t
Rihanna in Some Halloween Costume Shit Still Lookin’ Hot…
Vanessa Hudgens Because We’ve All Seen Her Naked and I Like to Show Love To Bitches Who Get Naked….
Fergie because Her Body is Too Good to be a Man
Nicole Scherzinger Because Her Dress Reminds Me of This Retarded Kids Art Project But Less Attractive….
Kellie Pickler Because We Like to Support Her Fake Tits
Miley Cyrus Because She’s Jailbait and has the Coolest Fuckin’ Father to Ever Grace the Radio With His Fucking Annoying Song….
I love girls who love lingerie and it seems like all girls I ever met have huge collections of it, other than drug addicts with no money and who sell or soil their 2 pairs of underwear that they wash in public bathrooms to stay fresh but beyond the addiction love lingerie. Girls tend to have more panty drawers in their dresser than they have dude’s who want to fuck them in their phone and I am all for watching them try on every single piece they own. The shit makes them feel sexy and glamorous and makes me feel like the creep that I am, because I’m watching from the tree in their backyard with a set of binoculars, but I can still make out what’s going down and I am all for that, at least when they are rockin’ it for me and not for some other homeboy.
Jessica Simpson was there lookin hot….because she’s a Christian girl gone bad….and I love those.
Vanessa Hudgens was there researching what to wear next in her sleazy self-shot pictures with Zac Efron who was there pretending he likes women in lingerie when he’s more into wearing it himself cuz he’s gay.
Joanna Krupa was there…..because she actually gets paid to wear lingerie because she is hot….
Dita Von Teese was there….even though no one wants to see her in lingerie…but she is strips down into lingerie every chance she gets….
Kristen Bell was there but I still don’t know who she is….
Some dude who is serving your country emailed me to tell me that he loves my stepLINKS. I was offended that he didn’t read my actually posts, but remembered that either does anyone else so I tried to look at the positive and felt like I was doing my part for the poor fuckers fighting for your government in Iraq and dying for some war that is putting your country into bankruptcy. Reality is that Bankruptcy isn’t so bad. I knew a guy who racked up 60,000 dollars of credit card debt and loans and shit and decided to not pay his bills and the only thing he lost was his car because he spent all that money on drinking and gambling and couldn’t get a credit card for 7 years, so it’s not a big deal and an easy way to party hard for a few months, but I guess people dying is and I hope my stepLINK fan isn’t one of them, because he’s obviously the coolest motherfucker out there.
Anyway, Vanessa Hudgens is out pretending she’s with it and cares about the world by wearing some Peace Now shirt, when her real concerns are making her hair appointment and trying to get her gay boyfriend hard for her when she’s not too busy taking naked pictures of herself for people who release that shit to the internet. She’s acting all high and mighty when she’s probably an uneducated high school drop out even though she’s on a show about high school which means that there is irony in her t-shirt and in her career and in her relationship, making this Vanessa Hudgens slut way more complex than I ever thought.
Point of all this is to say, Support Your Troops because there will never be peace, this war will be going on for the rest of all of our lives. Good times.
I was just in the process of fighting with my wife for the last 3 hours. I don’t really know what it was all about but it did involve me telling her to get her fat ass outside to go on a fucking walk because she is going to die and despite that making all of our lives more peaceful, we’d rather have her around because we are self-destructive like that. See I am not always mean.
Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens floating around the internet that you have probably already seen. Someone told me she is 17 in them and that makes this shit illegal to post. I figure if I get sued maybe it will get me famous and despite trying to only post pictures of 18 and older girls the line is so grey that you just never know.
Everyone likes having a good time and here she is stickin’ her tongue out with her friends, it’s on the same level as doing booty dances with her friend or simulating sucking a dick with their friends. It standard shit, it’s not a big deal and you shouldn’t be making a big deal out of it.
I was in a bar last night drinking til 6 am because that’s what life is all about, you assholes who are asleep at 1 to be fresh for work the next day are really missing out. There were two college kids making out so fucking hardcore that it was pretty much dry fucking…At first I thought it was 2 chicks because kids these days are kinda looking like one gender. The dudes are skinny, wear spandex and have long hair and the girls are dress like dudes .I checked it out from a couple of angles because I wanted to see what was going on and that’s when I realized it was a dude and that’s when dude realized I was watching them a little too closely. but his chicks ass was fully exposed and I wasn’t going anywhere and that’s pretty much the same reason I am posting these pictures….
Bonus - Vanessa Hudgens Leaving the Gym to Get into Porn Shape
I didn’t know who this bitch was before a week or 2 ago so I have no idea when they were taken and that means that they could be old or they could be new but one thing I am sure about is that they are fucking shitty.
This Vanessa Hudgen’s bitch is doing what almost every girl in my life has done. She’s given us a taste of her nakedness, because one night she had poor judgment and now that we want more she’s keeping shit covered up. My logic is that since we’ve already seen it, you should be naked every time we’re together, and since I don’t get out much, being together is you in pictures on my computer.
I remember after almost every girl I ever hooked up with on any level, I’m talking them topless, them bottomless, them flashing me, them showering for me, me finger-banging them, me going down on them, them going down on me, anal sex, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, dry sex, heavy petting, drunk sex, sober sex, lesbian sex… it was always a one time deal. They’d give me a taste and I never had what it took to get them doing it again. The shame and embarrassment outweighed the fun in doing it and since they knew that I wasn’t up to their standards, they could easily find a better guy to share their goods with. I predict that’s what you can expect from this High School Musical slut, we’ve got a taste and you won’t be seeing her naked for a little while.
But we will see her in shitty bikini pictures.
Bonus - I found some Better Quality Pics of Her With the Fag Efron….
There is nothing sexier than an ugly chick who is barely 18 naked on camera for her gay boyfriend who she doesn’t now is faggot yet, because her publicist told her not to ask any question when he asks her to stick inanimate objects his ass cuz that’s the only way he cums….Except for maybe an ugly chick in a shitty movie and TV show that is probably one of the lamest concepts of all time and people everywhere are buying into it making me realize that we have no hope as a species.
There’s something really funny about girls who get naked for their boyfriends on camera, sure it almost makes sense when you are in a long distance relationship and dude needs to get off to his baby who is across the country or some shit, but for the most part, it’s not done for that reason.
Naked pics of a girlfriend are only of use to anyone when the relationship is over, when you are together with your significant other, he’s not going to jerk off to your pics, he’s going to jerk off on your face, and when you leave him for his best friend, he’s going to take those pics to the internet….or will use them to jerk off remembering the pussy that once was now that he’s not getting any and he’s out of a best friend. So my theory is that naked pics is something dudes manipulate their girls into doing as leverage, or as a back-up plan for when her vagina isn’t around anymore and I think girls go along with it because it’s this whole wanting to be the object of desire, wanted to be the hottest piece of ass, wanting guys to jerk off to you, and it’s pretty much the basis of our existance. If bitches didn’t compete to be the hottest, sexiest, most fertile, we’d live in a world of flannel pajamas, tubs of empty ice cream pints and fat asses with big mangled stinky bush…something that Vanessa Hudgens is pretty used to, I wonder if she had known this was going to hit the net if she would have made a different pubic decision, or if she’s confident in he little badger of a cunt that she’s delivered….which to me shows laziness and lack of commitment to the cause, except for maybe the candles she lit up, but that’s only because deep down inside I am a romantic…
Girls if you’re out there, lets do a little game called recreate the Vanessa Hudgens pics, and show her that you’re way more worth jerking off too, and remember all that shit I said about guys taking pics of their girls naked to exploit them is just jokes baby, anything you send me will stay between you and me, I promise….
