She is a nobody. I hate her. She tried to sue me. It is personal. So I know I shouldn’t be giving her attention.

But I do have a little ski bunny fetish, only because I live in Canada and have been to the ski hill many times, only to see girls getting in and out of snowsuits and girls who think are horrible looking while bundled up on the slopes, actually have amazing bodies they are just hiding in ill-fitting snowsuits while trying to keep warm….making trying to seduce them like playing the lottery, never knowing what you are going to get….making the whole ski scene one I was too poor to ever be a part of, but a solid place to work as a janitor who cleans out the girl’s locker room where they all change and walk around in their long underwear….

I’m just using Victoria Silvstedt to prove a point…not because I think she’s one of those snow bunnies I want to fuck, cuz I know she’s just a high paid escort and there’s nothing exciting about bitches who jump through hoops for money…I guess unless they are jumping through my hoops….

Pics via LFI

I guess I don’t hate Victoria Silvstedt as much as I say that I do, because I still manage to post on her when she is in her bikini, sure she’s the only person the paparazzi are getting pictures of in her bikini because everyone else has gone back to work….So despite her trying to sue me and ruin me early on in the life of this site and years of bitter commentary about her, I think I’ve finally got over the anger because I know she knows she is old and her plastic surgery is aging weirdly, that she doesn’t have talent or a real career, I know she knows all she has going for her is her body and even that is getting older and less relevant, I know she’s decided to be a whore on salary for some midget billionaire who uses her for his weird fetishes he can’t pull on his wife and I guess that means she realizes that she’s nothin’ special, the worthless bottom of the barrel, so talking about her or letting you jerk off to her is more about me doing community service, you know saving a broken soul and reminding her that despite not getting jobs, people still care enough to jerk off to her and I guess that’s my way of thanking her for ruining herself and becoming a little more humble. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still a fuckin’ cunt, just a broken one and I’ve always loved broken cunt….and here she is showing off hers in a white bikini…my favorite…

Pics via INF

There are so many things wrong in these pictures, from her weird implant trying to pull away from her tit in one of the pictures, to her ass slowly flattening and getting dumpy, to her pussy scratch that would be hot if I knew it wasn’t because of a yeast infection, but despite all those things, coupled with my severe hatred for this cunt and her wallet fucking, attention seeking, garbage life….but I know that if I was a Greek midget billionaire, I’d still put her on salary and take her on vacations to take total advantage of her pussy cuz its her job as my whore on retainer who is not allowed to sleep with anyone else because it’s in the contract, making her exclusive pussy I can disrepect, while leaving my wife – the woman I do respect and the mother of my kids back home in Greece….cuz if I had a wallet that had more than a bottle cap in it, I’d totally let her fuck it….before punching her in the fuckin’ nose…..

Pics via Bauer

I get a lot of hate mail suprisingly about Victoria Silvstedt because you’d think she’d be hardly known by now, a decade after her stint as a Playboy centerfold, but commited virgins prove yet again that they can never get over that obsession with that one girl, like they are monogamous fantasizers, whether it is someone from High School or a blue person in Avatar, they take their love seriously and they get offended that someone doesn’t see the vision of beauty they see everytime they look at their chosen whore, so they make it their personal plight to fight for her honor, even though she doesn’t know they exist and either do people they went to high school, cuz they are just that memorable. You know the kind of guy I’m talking about, cuz you’re probably that kind of guy.

Here’s one of those emails:

Hello Sir,
 
I watch a lot of Victoria Silvstedt news on your website and I read to each time you hate Victoria Silvstedt who attack to you with her lawer when you put sex party pictures in Sardaigna on your website.
 
Why do you hate Victoria Silvstedt, you had meeting Victoria Silvstedt for your job, in the street please ?
 
Thank you in advance.
 
Christian.

Either way, I know she’s got a good body, it’s really all she’s got going for her, and it’s also all that she has to maintain in her life, so working out all year and getting her fake tits upgraded and her face jacked up with silicone with her billionare boyfriend’s money doesn’t really impress me and shouldn’t be all that that shocking or worth celebrating, because in actual fact, she’s just a fuckin’ waste of space nobody who people shouldn’t even know her name and I shouldn’t even bother posting on her, but I can’t help it because I passionately hate this cunt her for trying to bring me down with her lawyers 5 years ago. I have issues moving on…and if you don’t believe me just reference my criminal record……

Pics via Fame

If you haven’t been keeping up on your Victoria Silvstedt news, which I am hoping you haven’t, because she is a total fucking useless whore who hasn’t been relevant in 10 years and even 10 years ago she was barely relevant, but just relevant enough to get her married mini-billionaire to fall for her, eat her out on the beach, and offer her the good life now that everyone knew about his love affair with this whore, which I am sure was her original goal, cuz working is too hard for a lazy bitch who thinks she’s hotter, better and more important than she actually is. Here she is on the beach spending homeboy’s money and pretending to be into his 5 foot 2 ass, cuz that shit pays the fucking bills….

Pics via INF
Pics via Bauer

If I were you, I wouldn’t visit this site anymore, because I have wronged you by not noticing these Victoria Silvstedt pussy grabbing in her bikini pictures, you know because I’ve failed as a blogger in getting these up 2 days late, but in my defense, I fail at everything I do, and you should no this already, not to mention Silvstedt tried to sue me last time she was getting her pussy stimulated in public, but that’s probably because she was getting it stimulated by a married midget billionaire who anyone would be ashamed of having sex with because the only reason anyone would be letting him suck on their pussy is because he’s a billionaire.

Either way, she’s a washed up whore, you’d expect to see her pussy in various states of rest, so I guess this isn’t that big of deal and you shouldn’t hate me for not posting it, but you should hate me for being a disgrace to humanity.

Pics via Fame

I figured I’d post these pictures of Victoria Silvstedt because fake tits are so fucking impresses, not only does all it take is 5,000 dollars to have a pair of your own, an amount of money that even a hurtbag like me could muster up if I really felt insecure about my tits, but they also give a false sense of confidence that propels girls into some next level whore behavior that usually leaves them getting their tits grabbed by strangers but sometimes if they are lucky they get jobs working for really rich dudes as a paid pussy….

If you’re a short dude lookin’ for a tall chick to over-compensate for being a short dude follow this dude’s lead and become a billionaire, because short dudes or really any dude who has money is like fuckin’ porn to bitches.
Seriously, you can have be missing limbs, a severe retardation, no teeth and dick that doesn’t work, and you can still find a pussy hot enough to hold your retard hand as you walk down the fuckin’ street, as long as you got fuckin’ money, because you guessed it, all women are whores.

Here is Victoria Silvstedt Gold Diggin’ and the dude she’s with giving us a lesson in hiring prostitutes properly – so you don’t get arrested.

The funny thing is that I think this dude is still married, but the wife doesn’t leave him cuz she’s addicted to the lifestyle, because you guessed it, she’s a whore with no self-respect too.

I hate this useless whore of a woman and everything she does. I don’t know how I can post more bikini pictures of her because they all kinda spill into each other and are exactly the fucking same, except when she’s whoring herself for her greek shipping billionaire who she wallet fucks because the world has no room for a 40 year old fake titty Swedish girl anymore, well at least not this played out 40 year old fake titty Swedish girl, because Swedish girls are supposed to naturally have big tits, and maybe that’s where her insecurity all started back when she lost Miss Sweden pageant to a real Swedish girl, and she had to rush to the plastic surgeon to make good and I guess who really cares….

If a bitch is in a bikini, I might as well be staring at her ass, because I like a good ass better than good tits any day, especially when the bitch in the bikini is rockin’ fake tits, cuz anyone can have fake tits, they don’t impress me at all, they cost 5,000 dollars and I’m sure even I could find 5,000 dollars to get fake tits if I really wanted them, it’s nothing exclusive, if anything, it’s only desperate and pathetic, you know the girl all insecure, thinking tits will make her happy and take her out of the shitty life she’s living, because without fake tits they can’t fuck their boyfriends topless, they can’t wear bikinis or revealing clothes and they can’t make a solid 10 dollars a song at the strip club cuz there aren’t enough closet faggots there to pay to rub their little boy nipples, until one day cracking and deciding it’s time to put an end to the superficial suffering…..it is time to be respected for what they are meant to be respected for and that is not their mind or ideas…but the size of their bra…

This cunt tried to sue me years because there was a time when pictures were fuckin scandalous and not played out, repetitive and boring, where you’d get leaked pussy pictures, or tit pictures and you’d be excited to share them with the rest of the internet, because let’s face it, some of us don’t have much going on in our lives, but now, it’s all been seen, it’s all been done, and no one sends me lawyer’s letters anymore, because there are too many sites out there spewing the same shit and these d-listers don’t get all sensitive anymore, but instead appreciate being talked about. There’s no fun when you’re just a tool in their toolbox of fame, I did this to slander these people and not help them, and on that note, I’m going to go show teen girls my dick to remind myself that I’ve still got creep in my pants….

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A couple of years ago when Victoria Silvstedt went to Cannes with this midget Greek shipping troll, they got caught with his head in her vagina, sure it may have been an accident because that's his billionaire Greek shipping troll claim to fame with the ladies, you know the only really benefit of dating him, I mean other than the fact that he's a fucking billionaire and she's nothing but a fuckin' whore clinging onto the celebrity lifestyle but not successful enough to support that shit for herself but capable of luring a rich motherfucker in stupid shoes to open up his wallet for her pussy and the whole thing is so fuckin' typical, especially when dealing with this kind of fake titty whore.

Victoria Silvstedt was never really relevant, she was just a Playboy model years ago, when Playboy was into this look. I guess they still are, but Silvstedt attempt to hang onto it, isn’t workin out too well for her, the older she gets and the more surgery she gets to put things back in place and I am talking about her penis, the weirder she fuckin’ looks, like a half eaten Jello tray at the ghetto buffet after it was raped by my wife

Here she is trying to get attention by flashing some panty with her watch, possibly hoping the watch company appreciates the plug and send her a couple free watches that she can pawn off to pay her rent like the common whore that she is.

Silvstedt remains my enemy for trying to sue me, but I think aging is her enemy and we all know who’s gonna win this one. Cunt.

Victoria Silvstedt is the enemy because she tried to sue me for posting pics of her getting eaten out by a midget, I am not fuckin’ joking, and unfortunately, I don’t have those pictures anymore and don’t think they are anywhere to be found on the internet, but I do know that despite all the trouble she’s caused me, I still think she’s hot and I can’t help but let her whore ass back on my site, even though I know I shouldn’t bother with her. Again, the internet immitates reality, you know because I still let my fat wife in my bed despite hating her, I mean sure, she paid for the bed and the rent and I am the freeloader, but as the man, that makes me the boss.

So Tommy Lee is another one of these celebrity DJs who goes out to clubs because they offer him a lot of fucking money to get behind the turntables and let his ipod do the talking.

Now I don’t really give a shit about this whole celebrity DJ movement, I think it’s a huge fucking joke, but that’s probably because I don’t think DJing really takes all that much talent, I figure if you have any level of rhythm, like if you were a drummer or something, mixing other people’s songs into one another would be pretty fucking easy.

What I don’t fucking understand why he’d want to DJ. Isn’t he rich and famous? Maybe it is because his band isn’t making moves or money because he’s settled all those lawsuits out of court with girls he gave STDs to. Maybe it is because it is the only way he can convince a club to hire him to attend, and he figures he might as well make stupid money to get drunk, then not and it lets him be the center of attention and source of the music all the sluts in the club are dancing to.

No matter what it is, it’s a fucking scam and cunt Victoria Silvstedt is feeding right into it, but that’s okay, because she’s a fucking idiot, and idiots are expected to suck up to an overpaid, ex rockstar DJ, because they are more famous that her mooching ass and she’s willing to do anything possible, as long as it involves getting dick in her mouth/ass/pussy, to climb up the ladder, even though she’s old, washed up, and disgusting.

Bonus – A Picture of Tommy Lee Advertising to the World That He’s Tricked Us All Into Making Him Famous. Thanks Asshole.

Here are some more pictures of Victoria Silvstedt and whatever the fuck this event was….because she’s a fucking whore.