I walked into a Chinese restaurant drunk to take a piss around midnight last night. Not only did a street kid with rotting teeth and a serious drug addiction ask me for change and when I said no, offered me a blow job and when I laughed at the offer, she said she was being serious, putting me in an awkward position cuz I had to turn down a fucking blowjob and I am trained to never do that….but a group of college kids made fun about how fat I was when I walked in saying shit like “you really think it’s a good idea for that guy to eat here” and “I hope they stocked up on food cuz they are about to get cleared out” and realized that shit I must be pretty fucking fat to get mocked walking into a restaurant, maybe I should stop eating chips….unfortunately, Lady Gaga doesn’t have the same thought process no matter how times I write how fat and shitty her body is but she still wears these outits…..It is probably because she’s on drugs, at the skinnest she’s ever been, working out by performing her ugly face off everynight, which unfortunatley is just an expression and not reality, because if she could perform her face off, we’d all be in a better place since she’s always in the media….and here is her sloppy ass…
And as a bonuse her outfit gave some serious vagina definition. She’s definitely not a tranny, that is definitely a pussy. She’s just got the external kind of pussy that looks like it is stickin’ its tongue out at you. I used to find them disgusting and scary, but sinceI have tried them many times and have come to terms with them, I am just confused why they exist and what makes pussy grow out like that, but all I’ve come up with is genetics cuz external pussy is kinda funny look, like some kind of sea creature attached to a woman that I stick my dick in and who really cares…just look at the pics…
I’ve been saying that Rihanna’s lost her allure the last few months. It all started when my dog started parking at her on TV when he only barks at other dogs and from there it has gone all down hill, which is too bad, because I used to be a serious fan.
I guess she’s storing up fat because she’s entering a fertile time in her life and her body is adjusting to it by storing backup nutrients for the baby in her legs like I saw on Discovery Channel once, or maybe she’s just lazy as fuck and getting fat. Or maybe now that she can afford real American chocolate bars, unlike back home in Barbados when her garbage man dad could barely pay for fresh meat, that she’s gone fuckin’ mental on the shit. Or maybe she’s just disgusting and her trick of wearing super high heels is finally not working for her, because there’s only so much illusion a shoe can handle.
No matter what this pig is into, no matter why her legs look like they were raped by a fuckin blender, I can only assume this sloppy mess is all part of the reason Chris Brown was beating her. I mean dude was at the top of his game and can’t be seen in public with some fat whore in a miniskirt when she should be in sweatpants back home eating Haagan Daz watching romantic comedies, or in Rihanna’s case back home cleaning up used condoms off the floor and diarrhea smears off the floor of some two star hotel room where British college kids stayed but more importantly where she works.
These videos are always hit or miss, sometimes they work and sometimes they crash my website, but I figured this one was worth posting because it’s from the Kardashian show and its Kim getting her Laser Treatment that she’s coincidentally a spokesperson for. It’s like this whore will do anything for an easy dollar, she’d probably even fuck a black dude on video if the opportunity came around and if it meant gettin’ paid. She’s got some kind of lifestyle that she’s trying to keep up, like this dude I saw on Cold Case Files who took out life insurance on 2 sets of wives after staging “accidental” deaths to cash out that shit. Makin’ easy money was his priority and didn’t mind how the fuck he did it. It was pretty sick but not quite as sick as Kardashian talking about how the cellulite machine feels like someone is suckin’ her thigh and makin’ faces like she’s cumming while her sisters watch compelled and uncomfortable because even family knows that no one wants to see her fat ass getting fondled by a machine. I guess the highlight of the
I am on a 3 day hangover and these pictures of Mischa Barton’s disgusting legs and ass aren’t really helping me get over it. The truth is that I am good friend of cellulite because every girl I’ve banged has had some. It’s kinda what you sign-up for when you have no standards and fuck fat chicks, whether obese or just bottom heavy they always seem to be packing enough pounds to be cottage cheesy, so hating on cellulite would pretty much equate to hating chicks, and I’m not homo here.
What I do think is that Mischa is too skinny and young to have this going on. She’s some kind of slim fat, and the second you get her naked she looks like he’s been horribly burnt in some childhood fire and they just couldn’t get the skin graft done proper so the rest of her life her ass and legs will just be damaged skin just hanging off her like a bad fitting pair of pants, because it’s really the only thing that would make sense of this mess in her pants.
Here are some pictures of Mariah Carey’s cleavage because she has big tits and I figured you like to feel like you were in the room with her, lookin’ down her shirt because you are a pervert and wouldn’t actually be with a girl who looks like this. That’s not saying that Mariah Carey is hot, it’s saying that you’re a loser.
Speaking of losers, I used to hang out with a girl who was built like Mariah. She had a weak chin, big boobs and a pretty curvy body. She was an alcoholic, so we’d get drunk pretty much everyday for the month we hung out together. I wanted to bang her from day one, but she thought she was hotter than she was and liked having me around because I could drink as much as she could and I didn’t look down on her for being a slut who ended up going home everynight with a different dude. I took on the shitty friend role who had to listen to all her sexual conquests about how guys stuffed her and how she’d have to get rid of them then next day and shit, and it made me want to take her for a round. No matter how drunk we got she would never give me any pussy. She would always leave with a random because she had some theory that she only bangs dudes she doesn’t know.
Either way, I went out with her on an off night and she ended up leaving the bar alone. She invited me back to her place so I figured I’d be banging her. We put on a movie and I grabber her pussy, that’s my move. If they throw off the hand it means they don’t want it. I am pretty romantic like that especially when I know the girl I am dealing with is a slut. Anyway, we end up fooling around, I finger bang her, suck her tits all the standard shit and like an idiot pull pants off. That shit was like the alarm sounding in her head and she put a stop to everything and sent me home never to talk to me again.
Whenever I see Mariah Cary pictures, I remember that night, that girl and how I can turn off girls quicker than anyone I know and here are those Mariah pics.
