The Christmas miracle of the day, one month after Christmas, is that Gemma Atkinson still gets work and that works is doing some launch of some in-store month after Christmas sale. This is like the local radio host broadcasting live from the furniture store or some shit and that’s one step away of sprawling your big fat tits across new mid-range cars on display in the Mall or even handing out samples of new flavors of pickles at the discount store.

None of that really matters, when you are a useless bitch with big tits you take any job you can get because work is work and that’s more than I can say for myself. I think the fact that Gemma got all done up in red is just a sign of how committed she is to the task no matter how how insignificant or embarrassing it is and that’s the kind of work ethic that leads a girl to showing off her huge tits to get ahead by not having to work the pole in the local strip club to pay the rent and in my boring internet based life, there’s nothing wrong with that, because it gives me something to look at.

Here are some pictures of Ashley Tisdale at the Starlight Starbright Children’s Foundation yesterday and she’s looking pretty fucking obnoxious. I am guessing that is just because we all know that she doesn’t want to be there and that this is pulling one of her shitty performances like she does on shitty TV shows or shitty Music Videos and that she’d probably rather be sleeping in, or practicing new shitty songs for her shitty solo career, or sucking executive cock to get her to the next level so that her attempt of being the shitty version of Britney Spears 3 years ago all works out.

Helping the kids or giving back to people less fortunate on her, just pisses her off and inconveniences her shitty spoiled personality and her smiling bulldozer of a face isn’t going trick us or save her publicist from the lash out she gives him for setting all this up.

I am just making assumptions here, but I can tell bitch is a phony and I’m not just talking about her nose.