These pictures remind me of a time my stepdaughter was still young and vibrant, before she became a cocksucking club slut and taking her out to get ice cream was all she needed to know that her stepfather cared, what she didn’t realize was that I was too distracted to listen to her lame fucking stories about her friends and her day, by lookin at the 18 year old girls and new moms sucking their ice cream cones while imagining it was a cock, but not just any cock, my cock.

Unfortunately, my fat wife has ruined this ice cream fantasy for me by eating a tub of the shit every couple of days in one sitting. I just sit and watch her go at that motherfucker like it’s her last meal and see her slowly get fatter and fatter and realize why people who work in ice cream shops don’t eat the shit ever because of how disgusting it is.

I guess watching Hilary Duff eat ice cream is interesting for some of you perverts who are into watching girls with horse heads eat ice cream, but I am more interested in the diary she has stuck to her wrist. Could she be writing a book or a movie, or is she just writing about her useless day like keeping track of how many tampons she’s gone through, or maybe even how many dudes tried to stick their dick in her that week.

I guess none of that matters and you should just watch the creamy white drip down her chin, you sick fuck.