The thing I like about Brody Jenner is that he realizes no one gives a fuck about him and has gone so far as to brand his entire body with his name as some kind of billboard in hopes that the name resonates with some people and they turn to each other and say “Jenner, that sounds familiar, isn’t there someone on TV named Jenner” causing some kind of disagreement that leads them approaching the motherfucker to settle the bet they are having and sometimes that means vagina gets thrown his way because girls seem to care about that shit more than dudes do.

Yesterday, you saw him with his robot corpse looking plastic surgery ridden mother and his hot bikini model he’s fucking, and here are some more pics of them day 2 only she’s in a white bikini which is pretty much my favorite kind of bikini because they usually are semi-see through while the girl wearing it has no idea and unsuspecting flashing is the best kind of flashing, like all the times I drop my pen at Starbucks to crawl around under the tables when really I am just panty hunting. I am deceiving like that.

Brody Jenner has a mother and she’s got a fuckin’ tight body. I am not sure if it’s a side-effect of the valium popping and an addiction to cocaine like most classy chicks, but I like to think she’s just natural beauty with a rock solid face that cares about her health enough to schedule 4 hour workout sessions with her 20-something personal trainer who she’s fucking and by personal trainer, I mean plastic surgeon.

I kinda feel bad for Brody Jenner, because having a mom this solid is a fucking curse because your first masturbation fantasies take place with a pair of her dirty panties on your face and your recent memories of walking in on her in the shower and that’s gotta fuck with your head a bit, something I am sure you know a lot about since your mom’s tits are bother the first and last set of tits you’ve sucked.

BONUS - Some Pictures of his Girlfriend Cora Skinner in a Bikini, But Why Would You Want to See Her After You’ve Just Seen His Mom, That’s Like choosing cheese in a can to top your cracker instead of the caviar…..you ghetto fuck.