Jessica Simpson wore a corset to show off her tits to the LA County Fair, which is probably an LA rendition of a county fair that actually mocks real county fairs, as mothers and their bratty kids walk around for the novelty of being at a county fair and to feel like their really at a county fair on some Disneyland level, in their designer outfits and fake tit exposing tops after stepping out of their Range Rovers because they feel rugged today and their convertible is not County Fair quality. It’s like the time I met a Jewish girl, who dressed like a typical suburban girl on a daily basis, but who decided she wanted to live a little and get a piercing, so she dressed in punk/emo gear because she thought that she’d be taken more seriously and because she treated her piercing adventure like Halloween or a bad bar mitzvah activity, without realizing that she was being offensive to the piercer.

I guess that is fitting for Jessica Simson, considering she is the LA rendition of country music, what is also fitting for Jessica Simpson, her top, because she’s busting out of it, and you that is how we like it.

BONUS - Jessica Simpson Sucks Up To Her Boyfriend in Hopes That He’ll Cave In and Knock Her Up By Wearing His Jersey at the Airport…Without Realizing that Guys Hate it When Girls Like Us Enough to Be Our Cheerleaders and Prefer the Struggle of Trying to Make Them Think We’re Cool….This is the Kind of Behavior That Will Get her Ass Dumped….