I am a huge Davina Taylor fan and have been one for as long as I can remember, which is about 3 minutes. Not only is she a slut who starred on the UK Soap Hollyoaks, but she’s also the daughter of one of the richest men in the UK, she married David Beckham’s best soccer playing friend, and had a drug problem that let her to cocaine fueled sex orgies with Kate Moss and Sadie Frost and rehab and now topless tanning, something all rich girls should do once a week and send me pictures of because it reminds me of all the ways I went wrong in my life. Like watching porn until 8 am last night because I didn’t want to go to bed with my wife and had nothing better to do, unable to get hard because of the broken penis and being pretty desensitized to everything thus unable to jerk off taking away from the whole point of watching porn, and deciding to write this site instead of going to sleep making me really fucking tired right now.