Rumer WIllis is fucking disgusting looking and even more disgusting looking now that she’s got her pants off. Despite having rich and famous parents, I still wouldn’t notice her, even if we were the only two people sitting in the plastic surgeon’s waiting room. I only like to hang outside plastic surgeon’s offices to meet strippers and to tell them encouraging words of wisdom like to go big or go home, but what I am trying to get at is that she’s got so little sex appeal, that she would just kinda blend into the wall and my brain wouldn’t pick her up.

That said, I am sure when Demi Moore had her she tried to get the doctor to push her back into the room, like convinced that she hadn’t finished developing and needed more time, like when you back muffins for your mom and shit’s raw on the inside….but when the doctor didn’t go through with it she was forced to raise her as her own, always resenting her for being so ugly while throwing up on her everytime she breast fed, because never in her life did she think she’d ever let anything this gross that close to her tits, unless he was of course a movie producer, offering her her first job.,…

I guess it’s kinda mean to make fun of someone’s birth defect, even when that birth defect is them. I should try to work on being nicer but with all this anger inside me, I don’t know if I can….

Last I checked, My So Called Life was canceled over a decade ago. I know all the grunge kids related to this intense bitch and all her drama and flannel because no one knew what cutting was in the 90s. Her fan base should be grown up by now and over it, you know working and taking care of their kids and shit. But I guess this is a Megan Fox dating the dude from 90210 situation, because it looks like someone is asking Claire Danes for an autograph like she matters. I guess people are just into celebrities and her being asked for an autograph is the same reason dudes like Dane Cook or Jamie Kennedy or any motherfucker who’s been on TV at least once fuck groupie bitches when they roll through your hometown, even though dudes like that aren’t relevant enough to have groupies, because local girls think it’s a status symbol because they are idiots.

I can only assume that she’s either got some dude on payroll who pretends to be a fan to make her feel famous, or maybe she’s signing it for some blind kid, because anyone who have eyes that work will notice that bitch is so fucking busted that she reminds me of my childhood Christmas when all I’d get was broken toys and she has some green fucking teeth like she’s been sucking off the Grinch or maybe just not brushing because she’s too busy not having a career anymore.