So I ask this girl on facebook chat, who never shuts up, if she ever sucks asshole when sucking dick. It’s a pretty fucking standard question and according to my friend who goes out and parties a lot and hustles lots of random girls, getting your asshole licked has made it’s way into the mainstream and is a pretty fucking standard thing. I remember a time when a girl tried to lick my asshole in the 90s and I freaked the fuck out because I didn’t get what she was doing, but now it is up there with playing with balls or using hand and that’s crazy to me, I blame the gays, so I ask around to see if my friend is telling me the truth. Her response:

you ever eat an ice cream cone while douching?

I hate when people try to be funny by saying totally retarded shit. It’s like let’s think of the most random acts that we think of that would be funny, put them together and we get a fuckin’ comeback. I didn’t ask for her to act the fuck up, I asked a real question and I expected a real answer and that is why someone in her home town better gag this bitch with their dick she deserves it, even though she is probably a lesbian, because only lesbians try to be funny.

Speaking of gagging, here’s some pics of Jodie Marsh’s tits in some dominatrix type outfit, because no gag reflex is what got her where she is today, even though we haven’t quite figured out where she is today, but we do see a lot of pictures of her, so it must be somewhere.

Rihanna seems to know how to put on a performance that reminds me of the time I accidentally walked into a fetish night party at a bar I used to frequent. I wasn’t too thrown off by all the nasty lookin’ people in their latex assless pants being dragged around on leashes, until I realized that it was a gay party and that the only girl in the place who had amazingly huge tits, and who I just let suck me off was actually I tranny packin heat. I didn’t mind too much, she was wearing lipstick and that’s all I really look for in a woman and she gave a really good blow job too, I guess she was just overcompensating for not having a vagina….

Speakin’ of suckin dick to overcompensate, we saw that Rihanna sucked a singing - proving she sucked dick to get to the top and is still suckin’ dick with some popstar dancing kid named Chris Brown , who has more money and vagina than you ever will and he’s only 18, so it’s only natural that she takes that attitude of overcompensating to the stage and since she can’t suck our dicks, she dresses sluttier than any other performer and that makes her the highest paid stripper who doesn’t get naked out there and these are the pics of her in Ireland last night.