I’ve got myself a case of Jungle Fuckin Fever today because of last nights experience with the best lap dance I’ve ever had in my life and it came from a black chick.

I don’t know what they teach these girls in Africa, but it’s definitely got something to do with Rhythm and Dance. I’ll admit that I was kinda skeptical at first, you know with the whole AIDS epidemic over there but then I remembered that God invented AIDS to kill the gays and that means I can’t catch it.

So to follow-up to my Naomi Campbell post, here’s some black titty action for you with a little Eve on the beach in a bikini showing off her shitty paw tattoos that I don’t understand, but they do remind me of the zoo, or the nature channel, or the jungle but that could be unrelated.

I got some hate mail that I don’t post enough black girls, because apparently some of you people are black or into black chicks an I am for welcoming different ethnicities because drunenstepfather is a worldly organization that doesn’t close it’s doors on anyone, because I can’t. It’s the internet and you can’t tell who’s who or what’s what and that’s why I don’t have enough hot girls reading this shit.

Either way, here are some pictures of Eve’s cleavage because rumor has it that she’s black and not just wearing make-up, even though she probably hopes those shitty tattoos were make up, because now they are there for life. I asked this black dude I know from the building what he thought of Eve’s tits and he told me they were small, so she’s obviously rockin’ a push-up bra, and despite it being misleading as shit, I’ll never bang Eve, so I’m happy lookin’ at her cleavage no matter where shit came from.

I knew a girl who had these massive fuckin’ tits. She told me that she wasn’t always stacked like that and that she had a choice to make when she was in her 20s whether to save up for breast implants or eat junk food and fast food as much as possible, knowing that eventually shit would wind up in her tits. What she didn’t sign up for was the ass and gut that came with her plan, but the 5 dollars a day was still easier to spend than the $5k in one shot. It was strictly a financial decision and she’s still working the strip club and making money offering discount dances, because it turns out dudes like fat chicks when it means saving money. Cuddles.