Miley Cyrus gets all excited about her fame fucking boyfriend, the one who is modeling for Ed Hardy fashion shows and who is an aspiring singer and when Ellen asks her about it, her reaction is so annoying, awkward and obvious, that there’s no way these fag doesn’t fuck her in the ass because it makes him feel like he’s not straying to far from his gay roots and selling himself out to get a career by having to have sex with a 15 year old girl.

Either way, I figured you’d like excitable teenage girls, especially when they are all riled up because they feel tingles in their vaginas as their hormones pour into their Mickey Mouse panties….I just find it irritating because with a laugh like that she sounds like something you’d find in a stable…..

On a side note here’s a video of her dad getting interviewed by the paparazzi yesterday or the day before….listening to their amazing contribution to the video …”For Real?”, “By he-self”, fucking immigrant pieces of shit trying to steal my motherfucking money….

I found both Bijou Phillips and her boyfriend Danny Masterson from That 70s Show fame on Facebook around the same time someone emailed me these pictures of them at some fashion week event where Bijou is going fuckin’ insane, because she’s just that lively of a person. I guess you have to make the most out of life when you have a terminal illness.

Reality is, I wasn’t going to write about this HIV lookin’ hipster bitch, but I figured why the fuck not. I like rich girls with nothing better to do than develop drug addictions and fake modeling and acting careers because they are skinny enough and because their daddy’s have friends in high places, but I wanted to take a different approach.

So I reached out to both of them and told them I wanted them to write th posts about themselves because I had no interest doing it anymore and I got no response. So I am only doing this post to declare the war is officially on. This post may not reflect my anger, but I am still drunk from last night, but trust me, Masterson and Phillips…it’s on.