Be sure to take your fat ass outside in your bathing suit and get your meat on your fuckin’ grill, because that’s what Kim Kardashian wants you to do. She wants tyou to not feel insecure about your fat ass or sloppy stomach from being a lazy piece of shit with a workout DVD and she just wants you to enjoy all the food you’ll soon be eating…. I am going thru alochol withdrawal and it hurts me both physically and emotionally so try to walk it out with me…unless you’re too lazy to walk…in which case just wait for me to come back…..eventually…
Nothing says “I’m a fat chick who hates my body” like going to the waterpark in a pair of shorts and a T-Shirt. I don’t really know what the fuck Beyonce is doin’ in the water with all her clothes on, but I know the story didn’t end the way I wanted it to and she didn’t get eaten by a shark, I guess she wasn’t on her period.
I am hungover again. Not sure why I do this to myself, but I always seem to manage to.
If you thought your bitch wife was high maintenance because she packed 5 pounds over the airline limit, or because it takes her an hour to get ready everytime you leave the fucking house, be happy she’s not a budding young starlet, or a weathered up diva, or even a bitch who thinks she’s fuckin’ Mariah Carey, because this level of work that goes into a trip to London pretty much disgusts me, seriously. It is just representative of everything that’s wrong in this superficial, materialistic, disgusting world, and maybe Mariah should be spending less money shipping her gear overseas and more money on liposuction cuz despite all the clothes, make-up, assistants and professionals, she’s still a fat pig.
To make things worse, she even has a hired black dude doing the dirty work, while a fat white guy watches, like some kind of racist plantation owner in the 1800s. Slave driving racist is what she is, half black or not, bitch forgot her fucking roots. Any self-respecting successful black person knows to hire a white man to be the fuckin’ slave, that’s the sweet smell of fucking success….
Brittny Gastineau may be a tacky, cheesy, piece of shit nobody, who is nothing but a spoiled brat football player’s daughter, who latches onto whores like Kim Kardashian because they are soulmates and share both an passion for ice cream and thier XXL g-string bikins, along with an love for black cock, cuz black dudes love fat chicks, and a habit of shoving large inanimate objects inside their cunts, like whole watermelon, as a tactic to seduce said black dudes who love fat chicks.
She may have no substance, nothing to really offer, horrible style, even if she’s doing us a favor by covering her bloated midsection from an unhealthy BMI, and the thing keeping her relevant is her Twitter profile, but I like to think of her as a good friend of mine, mainly because she responds to my propositions to fist her, but also because she has a vagina, albeit a big vagina, fat tits, and a hefty trust fund, and despite all the hatred that eats me up inside on the daily, that’s really good enough for me. I’m easy.
Here she is with some hispanic lookin’ weathered and beat down bitch who looks like she may or may have had a career in gangbang porn, or maybe just a deep rooted love for all things cock, and she’s dressed like a sunset, not because she’s as beautiful as one, but because she’s the size of one…..
It’s no secret that Hilary Duff is gaining weight. She’s not that little teen popstar she once was. She’s a fuckin’ lady and she’s filling out like a party girl who drops out of the scene, quits the rave drugs, and gets a 9 to 5 job, boyfriend and a seriously love for baking. I hear Hilary only did it cuz she needed the padding for all the hockey gangbangs her boyfriend puts her through, but I think that just may be a bad joke I’ve got on repeat everytime I do a Hilary Duff post.
The beauty of fat chicks is that their is no beauty of fat chicks. They are pigs and no matter how hard they try to cover shit up, they still have to struggle when getting off the couch, or out of cars, or trying to put on socks in the morning after you reached a new low and brought one of them home with you one night to fuck.
They are slobs and they are messes and you know their pussy stinks no matter how hard they try to wash, not only is it too hard to reach their shit to clean it but the warm swampy climate in their pants just always wins….
I don’t really understand the message that Pepsi is tring to send out to the kids. Not because they have her dressed in PVC with her tits hanging out of the shit, but because they sponsoring an amateur porn whore. Her major claim to fame was having a sex tape released starring her, her big tits, her fat ass and her bald pussy all getting ravaged by a black man.
That’s pretty much telling white girls everywhere that if they want a career, they just need to videotape themselves fucking a black man and next thing you know, they’ll be on TV, they’ll make lots of money, they’ll get corporate sponsors and it’s a hell of a lot easier than having actual talent.
I guess in their defense, it’s only fitting for a junk food company to sponsor and girl who has a junk food addiction and a body that has been affected in a good way from a junk food diet, instead of sponsoring my wife on her sleep apnea oxygen tank, with her insulin needle in arm, sweating while clumps of her hair constantly fall out as she struggles to the bathroom to take a disgusting shit I’ll be forced to clean off the fucking walls….
Here’s some unfortunate suggestive pics of that pig who won Paris Hilton’s BFF contest trying to stay relevant. She’s getting some fat stomach treatment because she is fat, but it looks like she’s got a belly full of cum, something she’s probably used to, because no one is dumb enough to cum inside her and get stuck having to deal with her for the rest of their lives, because she would keep the baby especially if the daddy was someone who would be able to keep her in the spotlight.
Cum on the belly is a move the pregnant street kid I was talking to the other day should have probably learned , I mean maybe it’s a little too late for her now, but maybe this can be passed on to other couples who we don’t want to see procreate like the Pratts.
That said, this Paris BFF, should take the plunge and get real life liposuction, none of this imitation shit, or maybe she should just develop an eating disorder, because she’s too sloppy for real Hollywood success.
Kim Kardashian was on some LA morning talk show to promote her bullshit workout DVD because she is fat and has no business telling girls how to maintain their bodies, unless of course this is all some corporate scam that McDonald’s in behind where they try to get people even more obese that they already are, but I doubt that is the case.
The highlight of the video is not seeing Kardashian doing her stupid commonly used exercises, but when the newscaster says that she doesn’t have an anorexic body and you see the pain in her eyes from the gentle dis.
I am not a dietician but I will go as far as to say that eating chicken wings is probably the last thing Rachel Hunter should be shoving into her fat mouth. She used to be a fuckin’ model and not any fucking model, a bikini and lingerie model. That is the body most young girls look up to and want to have but what they don’t know is that eventually everything dies including sex appeal. The good news is that now that this Swine Flu has hit, bitch can get some work as the poster girl for it…Get it….cuz she’s a pig…good one, right???Right? Come on guys..work with me here.
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their one year anniversary and by looking at the pics I gotta wonder what this is a one year anniversary for, I’m thinking since they decided to train to be professional eaters, but then again it could be for going on an all chocolate diet and I don’t mean that in some clever way cuz Nick Cannon is black, I mean it in the obesity kind of way….
What the fuck is this costume that Katy Perry is wearing and why is it so tight. I made it pretty fucking clear to Katy Perry that her dumpy ass body has no business being half naked or in spandex. Catsuits are not made for dogs, if you know what I mean….
I get it. She thinks that being popular or having a popular song means people want to fuck her, I know she doesn’t realize there’s nothing remotely attractive about her, but what I don’t understand is why she’s not performing in a Snuggie like she should be.
Speaking of fat girls ruining good things, I was walking down the street the other day and saw a group of fat fucking girls in their school girl outfits. I thought to myself, why are they allowed to wear those, shouldn’t they have a size limit, the girls who don’t make the cut get the sweatpants. Don’t they know that it’s a cliche fantasy for a fucking reason, it’s sacred, it doesn’t need their fucking french fry and cake eating ass to fucking ruin it for us.
That is why I applying for a job as a consultant for private school uniform policies….
Princess Eugenie is in Thailand and there’s only one reason for that and that’s to fuck little boys who dress like little girls.
You know how the Royal Family is, they are all inbred and weird and have strange sexual fetishes.
If you don’t know who this is, she is not Perez Hilton’s sister, she is the Queen of England’s granddaughter, Prince Charles’ Neice, Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson’s daughter and she’s fat.
Seriously, she’s got no business wearing a bikini, even if she’s supportin’ your troops, or trying to justify her obesity in an American Flag…
Kim Kadashian brought her fat friend to the basketball game to find black dudes because black dude like big titty fat chicks and big titty fat chicks apparently like black dudes, as long as they are pro athletes, it doesn’t matter what sport they are pro in, just as long as they are pro. Groupie whores. Do I really need to write about this on a daily fucking basis, couldn’t I be at a fucking basketball game, or in the fucking gutter with rich chicks with big tits, and not on a computer writing nonsense about nonsense. Unfortunately, I am too fucking lazy. Somebody. Save Me….
Rumor has it that Kim Kardashian is investing her porn slut money into trying to create some hollogram screen that you wear and shit makes you look photoshooped when you walk around giving off the optical illusion that she’s as tight as her magazine published pictures, you know so that her gut, thighs, ass and other fat that stems from her being a lazy fucking big, gets airbrushed out so that the public doesn’t have to be reminded of the lie she is living…..I mean I made that rumor up, but it’s something she may want to consider, because if this is what she looks like in everyday life, her line of workout DVDs are obviously a fuckin’ joke, and designed for girls fatter than her to feel like they’re doing their part at getting fit, but never giving up their pint a day ice cream addiction.
I guess who really cares, I know I don’t, but I just wrote a bad post about it, so maybe I do….
