Michelle Trachtenberg went to some Nylon event because she’s got nothing better to do with her time that hang out with a bunch of self-proclaimed fashionistas at their magazine party, but she made the mistake of showing up with Billionaire Lydia Hearst because next to skinny Lydia Hearst, Michelle Trachtenberg looks like some kind of monster. Her enitre body, from face to thick angles looks like she lost a mud wrestling match with elephantism, but I’m not doctor, I could be wrong.

I kinda have a soft spot in my heart for Lydia Hearst. We became facebook friends and she was always nice enough to answer me up until recently. I tried to convince her to buy my site off me because I can’t afford to pay the servers or to license pictures and thought she had lots of excess money from her greatgrandfather’s media empire, but she didn’t bite, so if the site gets shut down, you know who is resposible for it.

BONUS: Lydia Hearst at Some Other Event Showin’ Some Tit

So some fat chick named Whitney wins America’s Next Top Model. There are a few reasons why I think this happened and they go like this. First, Tyra is a fat slob who gets a lot of hate for being a fat slob. Second, the media is getting attacked by fat chicks everywhere for improperly representing them while giving kids a negative sense of what a body should look like and choose a fat chick is good for ratings and lastly, every other season, mainly last season when they chose the skinniest most masculine lookin’ mess of a girl, they have chosen skinny bitches and Tyra wants to balance things out, like when American Idol skews the votes for the black dude to win. Either way, here’s Whitney winning and I hear as her prize she’s getting a job promoting Pizza Hut and is getting paid in a lifetime supply. She couldn’t be happier.

Kim Kardashian admits that she’s a fat lazy slob by getting laser cellulite treatment instead of going to the gym. I have been saying that she’s s a fat pig of a woman for the last couple years that she’s been in the limelight, but for some reason dudes out there still think she’s hot and has an amazing ass.

I decided to post this picture of Kim Kardashian in a fat person outfit because she is fat. Her ass looks like a doughy piece of shit that was left behind in a pair of my underwear after drinking too much one night. I know that I have no standards and you probably don’t either but I am not blinded by the fact that she has money and a pussy, and can accept the fact that this is not a hot ass and is a disgusting ass and I want you to be able to do the same thing, because until you do I will have trouble updating my site knowing that you cocksuckers are so delusional and desperate.

So we have all agreed that Kim Kardashian is a fat lazy bitch who just happens to have a flat stomach making the average person think she’s not a fat lazy bitch but something vuluptuous and desireable, which is almost understandable having been to Plattsburgh, New York for some discount shopping with my wife a while ago and realizing that her fat ass felt at home there because she was thinner than the bitches we ran into at Taco Bell. Unfortunately, my bed doesn’t feel the same way after years of suffering under her obesity.

Either way, being the whore that Kim Kardashian is she decided to get Cellulite Laser treatment on her fat lazy ass because Paris Hilton made fun of her and made her realize that she’s a fuckin’ pig while everyone else was stroking her ego. It always takes a catty jealous bitch to put a girl who thinks she’s better than she actually is in line. The laser treatment was a pretty good fuckin’ solution for her because she didn’t have to get off her fat lazy ass or stop shoveling her fat lazy hand that is clearly not too fat or too lazy to reach her fat lazy mouth. Now she’s out pimping this shit because they are either paying her or giving her free treatments and that’s just the kind of tradeoff whores like. I wouldn’t expect much more from this cunt because we are talking about a girl who made 5,000,000 dollars and launced a fat lazy career off a fuckin’ sex tape here.

I saw a fat girl talking about how hard of a time she’s having with her night classes, day job and raising two kids. She was pretty much whining, as most fat people do, especially when it involves getting off their fat asses and she said something along the lines of how she’s spreading herself too thin, that’s when I chimed in and said that thin is something she definitely isn’t spreading herself and shouldn’t been too worried about anything involving thin, except maybe for being thin, because obesity is the number 1 cause of heart disease, diabetes and most recently cancer…..She didn’t find me funny.

Here are some pictures of ugly Katherine Heigl lookin’ her best because she reminds me of a fat lazy slob who doesn’t do anything other than smoke her cigarettes and make her bitch husband do all the housework while she lives off residuals from that lesbian show she was on.

BONUS - Here are some pics of Katherine Heigl actually working in her panties for some movie she’s being fat and lazy in…..

So Kim Kardashian continues to offer absolutely nothing of substance to the world as she sits around in a bathing suit taking in some sun like the useless whore that shit is. It’s like some of us slowly wait for death to save us by hiding behind our computers or going to our shitty jobs or occasionally by doing something life changing for sick kids or AIDS or some shit, and people like Kim Kardashian just live a life of vacation.

The good news is that bitch realizes that she’s a fat slob and decides to bust out the sarong or whatever the fuck those wraps chubby chicks use to cover their asses when they rock their bathing suits because they aren’t fat enough yet to justify swimming in a T-shirt. I know some of you like this whore and her ability to eat lots of food and stock that shit on her ass, so I am posting it, but I think the reality is that I just like outing “sex symbols” or at least bitches who think they are sex symbols for the sloppy bodies they are. I’ve known my fair share of fat chicks who like getting fucked on video because they have no shame and don’t want to admit they are fat and because they like the extra money it gives them to put into their eating habit and I guess Kim Kardashian is just like them.

In a few months, I predict her stomach catching up to her ass and tits and I’ll be posting pictures of her sitting on her couch eating a bag of chips watching Soap Operas or pictures of her struggling her way up a set of stairs. Obesity isn’t a disease, it’s just laziness and I hate all of you who try to argue with me that she’s not fat because I think shit’s pretty obvious or at least obvious enough to Kim Kardashian to cover her ice cream eating ass up. This is just a taste of what’s to come and Kim is probably excited about that, but then again she seems like she’s excited to taste pretty much everything that crosses paths with her and that’s the reason she’s got into this whole mess.

Kim Kardashian is one of those girls who needs to wear heels because otherwise her legs look think and stumpy like some kind of midget olympic speed skater or some shit, only she’s not nearly as athletic and her thickness comes from lazy overeating because the only weightlifting she does is carrying her fat tits and ass out to do errands and by errands I mean hosting parties at lame overpriced clubs.

There’s a rumor going around that she’s pregnant, and I think that would be a great explanation for her maternity shirt covering her fat but reality is that she’s been this big for as long as I remember her so maybe the secret to her fat tits is to get knocked up and to hold onto the baby for as long as she can, aborting it at the last possible moment and doing it all again…

I guess the good news is that she likes to go out an do errands for herself like buying light bulbs and getting pedicures but she’s a media craving whore and it’s safe to say this is all for a photo op because she’s addicted to flashing lights. I guess that’s what happens when you’re the fat, unibrow, horsehead girl no one wanted to talk to growing up and slowly found a way out of insecurity by doing porn hoping that one day everyone will love you or some shit so that she could go back to the people who teased her and say “look at me now” or some shit.

The Friday Guessing game of the day is what size jeans Kim Kardashian wears. I am going with a size 32, which may not sound too big if you’re a dude and buying a new pair of Dockers for the company picnic, but women are a size 27 on average, proving my point that she’s fat, by not proving anything because I have no idea what her actual size is, I am just speculating because this girl has a fat ass and needs to stop being the useless lazy whore I saw in her sex tape and start being a little more active, since obesity is the number one killer today and if the rest of her body follow her asses lead, she’s in for a mess, I’m just trying to save her. I’m a hero like that.

Just the other day I saw a girl frantically searching for a tampon because she didn’t have one and we weren’t near any stores and she had no money on her even if there were stores near by. So, I offered her my penis, mouth and fingers to help her out, sure they aren’t absorbent, but I figure if you’re going to stick anything in your vagina it might as well be me. She ended up agreeing to taking my dirty sock, because I guess she thought it was better than nothing. In the next 4-6 weeks, she’ll realize that it definitely was the wrong choice because lets face it, I am not the most hygienic and even my feet try to keep me from wearing socks with all the scabs, blisters and rashes and god only knows if any of those are contagious…..

You motherfuckers are crazy. I constantly get Kim Kardashian supporters bitching me out for saying that she has a fat ass because she eats too fucking much and doesn’t exercise, and that all you fuckers are just confusing sloth lazy over-eating fat with sexy natural booty bullshit because she doesn’t have cellulite because her fat is so compacted that the skin looks smooth, when really it’s just tryin’ to hold it all in there without exploding all over the place. It is the same reason your 300 pound beer belly is harder than Reggie Bush’s 6-pack and I think it needs to stop because I think it’s giving her an ego.

Most fat chicks swim in their t-shirts, but this bitch seems to think it’s ok to wear a bikini. She also thinks it’s ok to pose for Playboy. What bitch needs to do is spend some time with her boyfriend’s personal pro-athlete trainer, not more time thinkin’ her body is good enough to flaunt, even though I’m still checkin’ it out, but I am a easy to please. If you’ve seen my wife you’d know why.

Either way, if she doesn’t put an end to this shit now, I can guarantee 5 years from now, things are going to be fuckin’ messy, and I am not just talking about her shit stained designer panties because she can’t reach around her stomach far enough to get in between her ass and wipe properly, I am talking about her whole fuckin’ body is going to be consumed in disgusting. I guess the good news for her is that she is rich enough to hire someone to wipe for her, and I would rather be doing that for work, than doing it here on my wife for free a couple of times a day.

I guess there will always be dudes who like fat chicks and fat chicks in training and here are the pictures to look back on when you see her being craned out of her house for an episode of Oprah in a few years while she’s pushing 700 lbs and some of you will still be jerkin’ off to her big ol’ ass, but that’s because you’re a sick fuck.

Here are some pictures that are going around that are getting people talking because they are saying she looks a little fat in the uterus like she could be pregnant, without taking into account that this girl is a pro at getting abortions. I think it’s more likely just her period but then again I am pretty sure both are impossible because of the hysterectomy she had done to stop the spread of her HPV because cervical cancer’s not fun and letting random dudes cum inside your vagina is. So I guess Lohan is just replacing a cocaine and drinking addiction with an emotionally eating fast food addiction while still dabbling in cocaine and alcohol addiction like she’s John Candy or some shit.

I remember when my wife first started getting a little belly. She used to ask me if she was gaining weight and I’d always say that she wasn’t and that I liked it, which was true. Next thing I knew, she was so big she couldn’t even see her dick when taking a piss….no wait a minute that was me, but my wife’s pretty fat too.

I don’t mind that she’s got a little belly, I actually find the whole thing kinda cute, what I am worried about though, is the of example is this giving the young girls around the world, soon they are going to think it’s okay to be fat and without a negative body image all the pussy you’ve been getting will start being hard to get….

So girls, the key to getting a fat set of tits and a fat ass according to Kim Kardashian is to eat as much junk food as you can while keeping physical activity to a minimum because she has enough money to hire people to do the exercising for her.

The only flaw in this system is that it only works for a handful of girls who gain weight in the right places and that it is possible to eat just a little too much of the shit that your slow metabolism just leaves you fat. A route Kardashian seems willing to take based on these pics. The good news is that no matter how fat you are, there will always be a ridiculously tall skinny white dude and a ridiculously large penised black dude willing to give you some loving.

Either way, here is Kim Kardashian and her big ol’ tits eating ice cream while lookin’ like fuckin’ shit, I guess her no matter how big her tits get, her testicles never seem to disappear.

Here are some pictures of a Menopausal Rachel Hunter buying herself some household products, because let’s face it, when the vagina’s dried up, the only thing left to do is clean, bake and put your knitting skills to test. There was a time that Rachel Hunter was a bikini model and now that time is long gone, but there is so much to look forward to, like grand children, church groups and the Bridge club.

I was on the bus the other day across from some haggard woman who was probably in her 50s but had a face that looked like she had been dead for years. Her bleach blonde hair, make-up, fake nails and tight fuckin’ pants didn’t trick me into thinking she was younger and desirable, although she probably hoped it would. She was carrying her value pack of toilet paper that she probably bought on sale, because her retirement funds she saved from her stripping career had finally dried up after living off it for the last 2 decades since she’s too old for the pole and she just spent the last of it on a bottle of vodka.

Either way, all that toilet paper she was carrying kept making me think of all the things she would be using it for, like a drippy asshole she lost control of because of all the times she’s been fucked up the ass had finally caught up to her or maybe to wipe the puss from the pussy from genital herpes that she’s had since the 80s but can’t seem to kick because shit’s for life and all of a sudden I realized I wanted to fuck her..