So Kim Kardashian’s sister’s a jealous of her because she’s had a sex tape that made her 5,000,000 dollars and now she can afford to get a Bentley, while they haven’t had any high profile sex tapes released that made them 5,000,000 dollars to afford a Bentley of their own. Watching these spoiled cunts fight about something so fuckin’ obnoxious like a 250,000 dollar car while the rest of the world is struggling to pay our fuckin’ bills. Now I am not jealous about other people’s success even if I know the cunt is fat and useless to the world, because that’s not entirely their fault and more your fault for supporting her career enough to get her in this position to begin with and that’s just another reason why I hate you.

I guess the highlight of the video is when Kim throws a spoiled brat fit and punches at her monster-sized sister, unfortunately her sister didn’t react the way I wanted her too, which would leave Kim an invalid because I think that would be one step closer to the improvement of society, but I guess Kim is her boss and she has to keep it cool to not get fired from Kim’s show, but at least there is a lesson in this video and that is that we can’t always get what we want. I guess these useless trials and tribulations of a useless person is what you all want to see because you want to fuck her and I will never fully understand that but I will take pleasure in watching her get fatter and fatter as she sits on her ass ordering drive thru in her new car emotionally eating herself to death because she’ll find out material goods don’t bring her happiness because she’ll always just be a second rate Paris Hilton and that’s depressing enough for anyone to want to kill themselves.

Here is Kim Kardashian at some beach, not in a bikini, but in a Fat Chick Bikini because she realizes no one wants to see that shit and it’s better if she keeps what those late night ice cream cones did to her…to herself.

I am the kind of guy who says inappropriate shit at bars all the time and I am usually too drunk to fight back so I just end up looking like this Jesse Metcalfe bitch after he gets punched in the face only I’ve never really gone down no matter how drunk I’ve been or how hard I’ve been hit. I have had fractured sinuses and noses and I have a numb spot in the top of my forehead from a time a bouncer 4 times my size took out his 10 dollar an hour rage on my face because I tried sneaking a pitcher of beer out of the bar when they were kicking me out for something I did but don’t remember doing because I wasted…..I guess the funniest thing about this is that Jesse Metcalfe girl fight is that these dudes spend so much time in the gym to get their muscles and six-packs but are still fucking pussies when it comes down to it. So the designer gloved pretty boy who is pretending to be a gangster by defending Taryn Manning’s honor when he should really be helping her by giving her acting lessons, hits Jesse Metcalfe in the face. I bet things get awkward when they run into each other at the beauty salon to get their manicures, fake tans and nails done…..

It turns out that there are lesbian gangs popping up across the nation, where these lesbians are rockin’ out like they are gangsta. They are recruiting kids as young as 10 to join their movement and the only prerequisite is that you have to hate cock. They commit violent crimes, rape young girls, carry around pink pistols and eat each other’s lesbian pussies and the whole thing kinda turns me on and reminds me of some kind of porn because I know if I had a group of girls beating me the fuck up, I’d totally get a boner and haven’t had one in what feels like years and I want to know what it feels like.

Either way, I guess the confusing thing for me is that if a girl gets raped by a dude, she usually can’t stomach cock the same way ever again, and turns dyke, so if a girl gets raped by another girl, that would lead to her to loving cock, and that can’t be a bad thing, especially if it’s your cock she’s lovin…..maybe all girls need to get raped by other girls so that more of you can get laid. If you think about what straight rape has done for the lesbian movement, maybe lesbian rape will do the same for the straight movement and we can all get rock our flannel shirts and construction boots together in pride.

I love lesbians even though lesbians don’t love me and want to join their gang, I can be an honorary member because let’s face it, I hate cock too, especially my own. Cuddles.