The forum is more popular than I am – which isn’t saying much considering I am constantly getting hate mail and no love, but I am glad that good has finally come from my years of evil or at least evil according to the girl who wrote an email to my webhost about shutting me down for being a threat to society.
So the Forum still hasn’t be shut down, but probably will be. It’s just that crazy. Here’s some shit going on up in that bitch that can get you through the rest of your day because it will give you the illusion of having a voice of your own in this big scary world while hiding behind a computer. It’s the internet way.
So I decided to go on a whore run last night, not because I can afford a whore but because I like watching people at work to remind me of what the concept means. The problem was that I don’t have a car so I was forced to do it on foot and it was raining. The only friend I made was some french squeegee kid who reminded me of something right out of a horror movie but he taught me how to smoke rock, squeegee cars and walk his talk at the same time and it’s that level of multitasking I just can’t find in myself. It’s like the time I found out my friend jerked off everytime he took a shit because it was the only private time he could find in his house and I was both disgusted and amazed by his level of productivity. Because when I shit I am just trying to deal with the pain that comes from bad diet, hard living and hemorroids and when I used to jerk off I used to just deal with trying not to wake my stepdaughters up.
Either way, here’s some shit going on in the forum….
So the girl who posted the pictures of her vagina is actually real and considering I started the site in hopes of getting vagina pictures but haven’t seem to have reached girls willing to show me their vagina, it feels like I’ve made it. Some people want fame and fortune, I just want low quality pictures of vagina.
Either way, the forum is blowin’ up and here’s some of the shit going on in there.
It was a big day in the forum. A girl posted a picture of her vagina and we all got excited because even if she was staged or a picture of another girls’ vagina it was the thought that counts. It’s like getting a shitty gift for your birthday and deep down inside you hate the motherfucker for being such a cocksucker to you by giving you garbage that you find insulting and you would have rather them not bother at all because it’s really not the thought that counts but when it comes to shaved vagina, all rules go out the window.
Here’s some shit going on in the forum. If you’re not up on this yet, you should be.
Lunch time.
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Fab Da Eclectic – Last Call (and Fab found out about this!) GO
I am thinking about writing a children’s book called “Abortion: What Mommy Should Have Done Had She Known What a Total Pain in the Ass You Were Going to Be”, but I can’t seem to find a publisher interested, so I guess I am forced to take it to the forum and you should too because here’s a taste of what’s going on there.
If you’re wondering what this picture is of, it’s one of our Forum member’s wife working out with her pants off.
The forum is still killing it and when I asked a girl about it she said that unlike all other forums, the guys on it are actually nice to the girls. It’s funny that the site gets slated as a misogynist site that hates on and objectifies women, when in reality all I do is hate on an objectify sluts who are already objectifying themselves and I think that the 5 loyal dudes who are far more interesting than me who rock the forum prove that love can be found on DrunkenStepather.com.
I met a pretty influential guy last night who told me that he liked the Forum better than the site and uses it all the time to find good shit. So I am posting some of the highlights from the Forum for the day for you because apparently it’s better than me. I know that isn’t saying much but it should give you something to do while I am getting my rotting shitty mouth fixed by inexperienced dental students. Speaking of students, someone told me Canada changed the age of consent from 14 to 16 so I am going to have to phase out my default 14 is legal line and you’re going have to phase out jerking off to 14 year olds.
So a deaf dude messages me yesterday telling me he likes my site and I realized that I’ve never made fun of deaf people or told any of my awkward deaf person moments, so I’ll start with this dude who messaged me yesterday. I am socially awkward and when someone messages me when I have nothing to say I just ask for nudes of their girlfriends because I know every dude has nude pics of someone they either fuck around with, married or talk to online and I feel it is my right to get to see all those pictures.
Either way, he told me that he does have pictures of this girl but they have nothing on the night he got paid 400 dollars to shit on a naked lawyer’s chest in a hotel room. Now I don’t know how true that is, but whatever it did got the dude to keep asking me to describe my dick and that’s when I realized that deaf people are gay.
I guess when you can’t hear your wife complain about evrything, you know whining about their headaches, or how tired they are or about how you don’t tell them how pretty they are because you constantly tell them over and over how fat they are and it’s a lot meaner when they can actually make out what you are saying than the grunts of a deaf man….it’s a lot easier to rape them.
Here’s some more interesting shit going on in the forum because I will be the first to admit that I suck today harder than I suck every other day…
The forum has a life of it’s own and it’s more interesting than me so here’s some of the shit going on there if you are looking for something to do, music to listen to or have conversation with non judgmental people since no one in your everyday life really listens to you when you speak….
I didn’t end up drinking last night because I drank all day and I thought my heart was going to explode, so instead I snuck out for some late night shitty food near a stripclub. I like to go there at shift change, just to see the strippers in their everyday clothes order food. It’s like knowing the behavior of a stripper outside the club like being part of their everyday life while they eat disgustingness emotionally after being grabbed by disgustingness and treated like disgustingness all night and that pain makes paying them to grab their tits next week for 10 dollars more fun.
While at the shitty restaurant, I met a group of 18 year old lesbians who aren’t lesbians yet, they are just sexually charged teenagers who talk about pussy more than I do and they had just left the stripclub that they went to for the first time and they were horny as fuck and grabbing at each other, despite having never actually fooled around before. I was trying to convince them that all girls are bisexual and that they should just finger themselves together and let me watch and that’s when I realized that cute 18 year old bi-curious chicks who get food after going to the stripclub for the first time is a lot sexier to creep on than a broken down 30 year old stripper who looks like death and smells like hand sanitizer in her cheesy everyday clothes eating pancakes after a night of hard work.
Either way, they didn’t let me watch them masturbate together, but if the night ended in a slumber party in their parent’s basement, I can almost guarantee that it went down and not being an 18 year old dude to get in on that is depressing but not as depressing as Sundays are. So here’s the latest from the forum to entertain yourself on a lazy sunday.
Forums are for losers, people who have forums are bigger losers so go to the forum and take advantage of all the shit a bunch of losers have uploaded. Truth is, I like the losers in the forum, they are a good kind of loser and we’ve finally landed a girl who poses in her underwear for us…Clementine, I’m talking to you….
Here’s a glimpse into what’s going on in the Forum…
I just woke up and I am not sure why, there were riots in Montreal because of crazy Canadian Hockey fans and I decided to head out to find girls flashing there tits because I made a guarantee to a good friend of mine that the girls would be out flashing and she thinks I am full of shit, so I had to prove her wrong. That said, I ended up in the hospital, not because I was sick, but because I like watching other people in misery sometimes to make me really understand just how lucky I am. I met a nice girl who was in a car accident who will be going into surgery in the next couple days and tried to get her to show me her ass in her hospital gown, but the broken leg got in the way. When I asked if she had seat belt burns, she didn’t appreciate me asking to see it over and over again in hopes of getting a glimpse of her nipple. Either way, my heart goes out to her. Drive Safe.
Here are some posts from the forum you should take part in!
My computer finally died on me, so I am borrowing a friend’s piece of shit. Things always go wrong, so I wasn’t getting my emails all weekend and I was planning on posting this FROM THE FORUM shit yesterday to give you hungover assholes with nothing better to do…something to do. I know that Sundays are the loneliest, most depressing day of the week and what way to make it more depressing than to rock a message board on the internet.
I decided to make a post because I like contributing….