This girl played Lohan in some shitty viral video that went around and I thought she looked good enough to see naked so I reached out to her and did an interview. She hasn’t really been in touch since, even though I like to think I helped make her famous, then today emailed me this Gimme More Remake and after watching it, I realize it’s Chauntal again - remaking the most played out song of the year aside from Soulja Boy.

Now I don’t know how much time goes into remaking a Britney Spears video, but it must be nice to be so bored or to have nothing else going on that you can spend a day doing this shit. That is time that could have been better spent making a shower video, or a masturbation video, or if that’s too slutty for her, then a yoga video, or a dancing around your apartment video that would have taken a lot less work and been a lot more interesting to watch. In reality, this is a Britney Spears video remake, that’s time that could be better spent taking a day long shit.

Either way,when fans react to their fallen leader by throwing on some lingerie and thinking shit’s no pornographic, but satire, I link it, because I encourage any excuse a girl uses to justify putting on lingerie to make them feel like they aren’t a slut but an artist. Like that time I told a girl at the lingerie store that I needed to see how the panties fit because I needed to get them for my wife for Valentines Day and she was about the same size, even though she was about 1/3 of the size of my wife. But I gave a whole sob story about how I lost my job and had 40 dollars to my name and was spending it on my wife because she’s been such a support system to me and all that bullshit, and the sales girl did it. Within 10 minutes we had our own Victoria’s Secret Fashion show and I ended up not buying anything she wasn’t impressed that I left empty handed….I ended up fucking her. Then I realized i was reading my Penthouse Forum magazine I got for free because they reviewed my site (badly).

The only leak I expect coming from Britney was one that came from her rancid vagina or maybe even her asshole that she’s lost complete control of since the babies, not because she’s got a medical issue, but because she’s lazy.

So as the number 1 song in America right now, this new video is a big deal, almost as big of a deal to the world as her going to rehab, losing her kids but getting visitation rights, or that she got her driver’s license on Tuesday but refused to do a drug test and some dude’s shopping around her sex tape….

Reality is that we really shouldn’t give a fuck about this mess, but I know that whenever you hit up a club and this shit drops, every girl in the place is going to slut dance, and despite having no respect for club sluts, I got no issue with watching them dance around or cumming on their faces or at least pretending that I am cumming on their faces when I in reality I am just creepin’ out in the corner cuz I am really just too drunk to walk.

Here’s the video.