Gina Gershon is 44 now I am not sure if she’s a mom but her body is telling me that she’s not damaged like that. She may be old enough to be a mom, but that’s not saying much these days because this chick I know is a fifth grade teacher and she had to end classes early last month because one of the girls’ in the class went into labor. True Story.

Now you probably like that story a little too much, and that’s part of the reason why I hate updating this site for you gang of weirdos, but the background story is that the father was a kid in the sixth grade who didn’t realize what sex was, he just got his hands on his dad’s porn collection and fucked up in a huge way, even though we all probably wish we were getting sex at 12 to make up for the lack of sex we’re getting now. Anyway, the girl’s parents were some kind of Christian freaks who didn’t think an 11 year old bringing a baby to term was going to fuck her up for the rest of her life in a huge way because it was god’s way or some fucking stupidity.

So while that mom wears her pink Power Puff Girls jogging suit to birthday parties, this bitch who is old enough to be a mom but probably isn’t one because her body is hot is rocking a pair of Mom Jeans cuz she’s ironic like that and looks a hell of a lot better in them than most 20 year olds I see trying to pull off this look and that’s some kind of miracle.