All you hipster cocaine huffin’ 18 year old eating disorder trash, love this bitch. I don’t know how many times I hang with a certain gay black jewish local celebrity and hear her name dropped. It’s like anytime a girl can’t fit into a pair of size 2’s or anytime a bitch can’t rail the last line because of a nosebleed, MK’s name gets dropped. There are even MK impersonators out there, some in your very own town. Here’s another golden globe post, go fuck yourself.

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I am sure every lame blogger out there makes the obvious Golden Globe joke when it comes to celebrity tits at the Golden Globes. I also really wasn’t in the mood to do any Golden Globe posts because every lame blogger is probably out there writing about it. If you can really call it writing. Well, I guess that I have to come to terms with the fact that I have a lame blog and so here I post Drew Barrymore’s “Golden Globes”, but by golden I mean disgusting, like fat lady “Golden Globes”. The kind you see when you spy on your grandmother changing “Golden Globes”. There is not much hope for these “Golden Globes” only down “Golden Globe” hill from here.