I am going to the dentist today, but not just any dentist. The student dentist because it is free and a lot more risky than going to an actual dentist and I am all about risk. That’s why I always tried to get hookers to go bareback but they never feel for it, which is kinda weird considering I am the one who should have been concerned about where their pussies have been and not the other way around….

Speaking of bareback sex, here’s Halle Berry’s big pregnant lady tits taken from some creepy paparazzi photographer who likes climbing trees to get his shot because it reminds him of his previous career which wasn’t really a career but more of a hobby he spend as much time as a full time job on before the police intervened and that was stalking his ex girlfriend.

Either way, seeing virgins get excited over pregnant tits is weird to me, because of the whole process of being pregnant and having a ruined body, but I figured I’d post them anyway, since I am in a rush.

So I wrote some comments about a hot Jewish girl yesterday, and people dwell on the fact that I said most Jewish girls are smoke and mirrors and aren’t that hot. So I got this email backlash:

you just lost an great visitor with those jewish comments. dont know if that means anything to you or not. but im jewish and you really did not come off well there at all.

My response is that it’s just fucking jokes and you shouldn’t take you or your ugly Jewish wife so seriously. I like stirring shit up and pissing people off and you of all people should know that Jewish chicks aren’t all that hot for the most part and addressing that I found a hot one doesn’t mean I hate Jewish people. However, I am not surprised that a Jewish person would write me whiney fucking emails about how bad of a person I am and how they are never going to come back to my site because I made fun of Jewish chicks for being good at giving blowjobs. I mean what it comes down to is that you just have to look at the positive in what I write…and stop crying about how the world hates you. I feel like your Filipino nanny who raised you and I just made you turn off the TV to do your fucking homework. Baby.

Now I know how Halle Berry felt when she made a Jewish nose joke on Leno even though everyone, including Jews make Jewish nose jokes, but enough about the Jews. Halle Berry is pregnant and with pregnancy comes bigger tits and she’s showing them off because girls generally don’t feel that hot when they throw up every morning and piss a hundred times a day, so work with what you got and that makes all of you happy. I wonder if your mom’s tits looked this how what she was pregnant with you? Maybe you should hit up your old photo album and send the goods my way.