I heard that Kids was actually a documentary and Chloe Sevingy really has AIDS or at least looks like she does. I am convinced that all hipsters have AIDS because they all bang the same people since the scene is small and the talent pool is limited and when all fucked up after partying all night, sex is good, even if your friend slammed the same chick 2 nights before, because without your friend, you would have met her or got her back to your place. He was your in.
The reality is that Kids scared the fuck out of a generation of teenagers in the mid-90s. Every girl and guy were rockin’ condoms because the movie made them think AIDS was everywhere and that kinda sucked when I was in a raw doggin mood, but at least I don’t have AIDS because of it. Kids today don’t have that kind of fear instilled in them and they grew up watching porn and unprotected sex is just the way it’s done. No one they knows has AIDS. They have seen their icons like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian (hahaha) banging on tape without condoms and watch all those Hip Hop videos and shit turning them all into loose in the hipped sluts. So my prediction is that this “sexual revolution” where kids are fucking because they have the parts to fuck, without the knowledge to fuck well or fuck smart, is that everyone will have Aids in 10 years and people like Chloe Sevigny will be seen as leaders in the movement since she’s been had the germ since 95…or at least that’s what I heard because this bitch was an original new generation cocaine hipster in the New York fashion scene in the 90s and was banging people like Harmony Korine and Vincent Gallo because she’s so artistic. She was best friends with models and people in bands and useless Bijou Phillips trash and other rich kids on coke who pretend to know what’s up because they are glorified groupies of people who are actually doing things and because they are constantly looking for the next “cool” thing to spend their trust fund money on.
But the point is to say that I guess she deserves some credit for being a good enough actor that people didn’t realize how ugly she was because ugly people scare me and don’t deserve paparazzi following them..but at least she’s coming to terms with shit and boxing out her face so we don’t have to relive the tragedy that childhood car accident did to her face. I actually don’t know if there was actually a childhood accident, but it would only make sense if there was. On a positive side, at least she’s got some nice long legs, dresses like a clown and sucks unprotected dick badly in mainstream movies, because even with AIDS, condom blowjobs just don’t make sense to me. Cuddles.
Here are some pictures of Juliette Lewis playing with her band. She looks like some ravaged lesbian ready to bite off any cock that comes her way. I don’t understand what the fuck she’s doing but I can only assume it’s because of drugs.
I have been running this website for a long time and when I first started the internet was almost the wild west. I didn’t get in on it in the 90s like I should of because then maybe I’d have more than 10 readers, but I did get into it before all the mainstream corporations started buying everyone up.
The reason I got into the internet was because I knew going to Hollywood or NYC to launch some kind of career in Entertainment would never happen as a 35 year old, poor mexican. I would get doors slammed in my face because I don’t look the part, my shit’s too racy, my jokes aren’t obvious or that good. I knew that I could reach an audience of people this way. I didn’t want to be censored, I didn’t want to conform and I didn’t really have the money or way to make it happen and I wasn’t that talented to do it any other way. But I do have something to say and I can say it here without being controlled or told what to do and I am not doing it for the money, I am doing it because I have nothing better to do.
In the past few years, mainstream media realized that people were on the computer all day at work and not at home watching TV, they realized that all the eyeballs they had were disappearing because of the internet and they have been finding ways to take it over. Sites are being bought up everyday and eventually all the biggest sites online will be owned by big companies who also own your cable companies, TV channels, magazines, newspapers. It’s all about controlling information and advertising revenue.
It was bound to happen and people with deep pockets can still do what they want, they still have control over policy and it’s in the government’s best interest to shut down people who are saying shit they don’t want said and that’s when shit like DMCA acts come into effect making digital copies of copyright material illegal to post. That’s why I get hit up with emails from lawyers and Cease and Desist orders all the fucking time now, when I never did before. That’s why Perez Hilton is being sued hard and will probably end up losing the fight because the system is in place to work for the big guys and not people like us.
I am not an activist, but in 2 weeks a law is going into effect that puts an end to online radio.
I don’t listen to music often but I do appreciate the freedom someone in their basement has to start up something, play music and get heard, as a free service to us. Without that freedom of speech, we lose our freedom of listening to what we want to listen to and people will never get what they need to hear and we will all become blind drones who believe what the media is telling us paying monthly fees to access corporate controlled online radio.
We will never question wars because they will present the war to us in a way that makes sense and that makes us think is warranted. They will never let us know that the earth is dying from Global Warming and keep selling us SUVs that eat up more gas because gas is a limited resource and in ten years you’ll be paying 50 times what you are paying today and you’ll still pay it because you’ll believe you need it. We will never question whether AIDS was a virus created in labs in the 70s to shut up a loud group of fags who were protesting and causing massive headaches in all communities about gay rights.
I am not a hippie, I have never had a cause, I have never cared enough to protest but I appreciate that I can do what I do even if I am not making money doing it.
So if you don’t want the Internet to turn into bullshit, censored, controlled Television and if you want to save internet Radio so that you can listen to whatever you want to listen to, do your part and click this link SaveNetRadio. This law basically means that they will have to pay royalty fees that are retroactive and will essentially put all internet radio out of business.
If that doesn’t interest you, maybe Juliette Lewis performing does. Cuddles.
So the day has come that Lohan finally got busted for her underage partying antics. I was really convinced that she was just doing this shit to fuck with the media, but in being an immature, irresponsible and insane young girl with too much time on her hands and too much money in her pocket, the reckless cry for help ended in a drunk car accident that she left the scene of, but forgot to take her cocaine with her only to get arrested at the hospital and now she will be facing jail time, even though I am pretty sure it won’t actually come to that because she is famous. Part of me thinks this was staged because her and Paris are on a constant trying to one-up the other….
See if I had an accident while drunk I’d do a few things…the first would be ditching my drugs in the closest sewer. The second would be to take as many allergy pills or prescribed pills as I could and I’d hide out with lots of water and wait until the alcohol wore off before making my way to the hospital where I know I’d get caught.
See Lohan had the chance to go hide out for a few hours before going to the hospital where she was caught, she had time to get rid of her drugs and she had time to take some prescription pills that would allow for her to have a case against being under the influence. I know 10 people who have refused to blow the breathalizer and blamed allergy meds for the accident and shit held up in court. She didn’t do any of that, so that means she staged all this because it gets her more media coverage than Paris….
It is probably going to have detrimental affects on her budding acting career, it’s safe to say she won’t be one of those actors with longevity. She’s on some self-destructive path that makes me think this is what she wants. Maybe she’s tired of all the attention and this is the only way to get out of the job. I remember when I worked at the factory, I would break as many rules as possible to get fired, because I couldn’t bring myself to quitting because I needed the money and I knew quitting was bad for making money, but getting fired meant it wasn’t my fault.
Lohan has enough money to retire and it’s too bad that she is too fucked up and self-absorbed to bother doing something good for society instead of all this shit. I guess no one really cares about a bitch who donates her time and money to sick kid charities or AIDS Charities, people are way more into scandals…..
Either way, I am glad that she didn’t run anyone over, I am glad she didn’t James Dean herself and I am glad she still hasn’t had an fatal overdose because I still want to see video of her giving a blowjob and taking it up the ass.
These pictures are of her leaving whatever bar she was partying at the night of the incident. By the look of it, she looks fucking wrecked…I’ve been driven by people who were probably more fucked than this girl and I have driven while more fucked than this girl and I never got caught. That doesn’t make it ok, so Don’t Drink and Drive.
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I was sent this pictures from someone claiming they were of Lohan wasted Sunday night at LAX where she was drinking right out of the bottle with her lesbian cock Samantha Ronson . I am not 100 percent if these pictures were taken on Sunday night, because I can’t tell the fucking difference between all these Lohan partying pics it’s like it’s her fulltime job and she pretty much looks the same in all of them, which is not naked enough for me.
I used to go out drinking in bars every day of the week, you get caught up in it because you get drunk and drunk is fun and when you wake up the next day destroyed the only cure is to start drinking again. It comes to a point where you only feel normal when there is booze in your system and that can’t be a healthy thing.
I remember not being able to go to the post office or to a coffee shop without having had a drink because it takes the edge off, it took me at least 2 years of trying to pull of menial chores in public sober and I am not getting preachy here, I am just saying that this shit will catch up with Lohan in the next few years and bitch is going to be fucking damaged. She already looks like she’s in her mid 20s which may be a good thing when you get carded at clubs since she is underage, but when she is in her mid 20s she’s going to look 40…and her liver and vagina will be shot….
I’m just saying, I am not the healthiest fuck but if I could change anything about my life it would be that I took up jogging instead of hard drinking, even though it’d be a lot less fun for you assholes….but I’d be so jacked on endorphines, I wouldn’t give a fuck what you people think….
So Lohan has been on a crazed party spree according to the media. Bitch has been caught doing blow on video. She’s been seen drinking vodka out of the bottle cuz that’s so fucking crazy. She’s been having really loud sex with models in hotel rooms and she’s not even 21 yet. It sounds to me like bitch is having a good fucking time and that this is better than any college frat party or Girls Gone Wild DVD. So I support the fall into Satan’s temptation….
I know I’d be doing the same thing if I had all kinds of money, which I don’t. I also know that no matter how fucking drunk, high, wasted, jacked, inebriated, or whatever the fuck you want to call it, I was, I would never fuck anything that looked like this fucking piece of trash bull dyke Samantha Ronson. I know that Lohan’s been rumored to be rockin’ this cunt like it was a dick and by the looks of her, it probably is a fucking dick or at least it was at one point in time. I was trying to make out whether she is a tranny by looking for an adam’s apple, but she’s conveniently wearing a fucking tie to cover it up like she was your dad on his way to a bank to get the approved for a loan to buy your family a new trailer home.
I know that this Ronson has a twin sister, and I happened to watch an episode of 20/20 last week about transgendered kids. One story was about a set of fraternal twins that were about 13 years old at the time. The dude twin decided that he was a girl when he was young and at the age of 2 dude tried to cut off his dick with a set of nail clippers and from that day on dressed like a girl and resented his sister for being a girl. The kid was all fucked up and angry and I have a feeling that story was actually some old footage about the Ronson twins….but I can’t be sure…
Either way, they have to have a rich dad who is industry, because this talentless cunt obviously has no business traveling the world with Lohan. Even if she is stuffing Lohan like a thanksgiving Turkey. I guess that’s what Wikipedia is for and rich or not, we’ve already established that all the money in the world will never make you a real woman. Sure you can get the expensive surgery, you can afford the hormone therapy, but motherfucker, we know you were born a man and that means you have the insides of a man and no straight dude will stick his dick in your artificially lubed plastic box knowing that, but you’re a good transitional person for straight girls looking for a lesbian experience without actually admitting that they are dykes and into chicks….I guess you already figured that out on your own. Slut.
Bonus - Here are some pics of Lohan Dancing for Her Lesbian Cock. She is Lookin’ A Little More Haggard than Usual. I Guess Her Cocaine Lifestyle is Taking Its Toll….
I emailed DJ AM a while ago because I heard he was playing in Montreal. He never emailed me back. I asked him for guestlist because I figured we were friends, you know with me always speaking so highly of him and shit, but I was wrong. The motherfucker never emailed me back, he never put me on the list and I was forced to go through one of my stepdaughter’s friends to get in because DJ AM is a fucking cocksucker.
I got to the event and it was filled with so many fucking chachi pieces of shit. I felt like it was a Diesel Jeans sample sale and every Italian and his cousin came out to get a deal. AM came in with 4 bodyguards because he feels like he is more important than he really is and this is a video of him and one of his boyfriends trying to fix his DJ set up. I knew when I saw them that their relationship consisted of more than just fixing DJ equipment but this was as close as I got to the asshole giving the dude with the flashlight a rim job…
I left after 10 minutes because there is only so much overpaid Bar Mitvah DJing that I can handle and I heard dude made 6,000 dollars to play for all these fucking losers, and that probably means that this fucker is overpaid and that even though this video won’t make me 6,000 dollars, at least I go to bed knowing that I didn’t get to the top by sticking my lame penis up in Nicole Richie’s 90 pound cooch, not that I wouldn’t, but I just didn’t.
I may be drunk and this may be a drunk edit, but I think if you focus on the video, you can tell that DJ AM is a popstar that is Gayer than Bicycle shorts. The way this cocksucker handles his vinyl will make any queer dream of him diddling their anus….That means you….Homo… Cuddles…
PS - DJ AM, Next Time You Should Put Me On the Guestlist. Asshole.
Is my site Spamming you with popups? I am trying a new advertiser because I need to pay for servers and I have got 5 complaints. If it is happening to enough of you I will take them down ASAP because I fucking hate spammy fucking popups more than you do and even thought I don’t give a fuck about your user experience because I hate you, I do not want that shit polluting my internet home…Trust me.
Speaking of SPAM, here are some more pictures of Lohan doing blow from that video taken in the bathroom….
Here are some pictures of bitch sketching out on her nails. I am not an expert but all the crackwhores I knew used to do this shit when they were either coming off or jonesing more crystal/crack/cocaine/heroin…I’m just sayin…
Here she is partying with L.A. Hipster DJ Steve Aoki in NYC…For those of you who don’t know, Aoki is the asshole who didn’t put DrunkenStepfather on his guestlist when he came to play in Canada with that dude from That 70’s Show…
This bitch is slowly starting to look like Chris Farley before he died of a cocaine overdose. She’s bloated as fuck and her face is hanging off. Her eyes have fucked up yellow bags under them and she looks like she hasn’t slept in days. I have slept with crack whores and I know what to look for. I am just hoping this bitch doesn’t die, because I’d have no one else to stalk…
I was walking down the street today and some drunken homeless guy who looked like Lohan was sitting on a city bench screaming for change from people passing by. He even asked me and I looked more homeless than he did. I think it was because he was wearing some kind of old man hat that made him look like a detective while I was just in my regular jogging pants. Anyway, all motherfucker did was sit there and yell and everyone who walked by him and obviously no one was giving him shit. So I took the asshole aside and told him that if he wanted to make some money, all he needed was some kind of act, whether it be a song or a dance or juggling or anything. If people saw him trying, they’d be more inclined to give him cash. The asshole just spat in my face and I am sure gave me some kind of Hepatitis like I was Pam Anderson, but when I walked by him an hour later, he seemed to take my advice. A group of highschool girls were walking by him and he fully dropped his pants and started jerking off for them. They ran away screaming and even though I thought he went a little too far, I was happy to see him make an effort. I think I felt the joy a teacher experiences when their troubled student graduates highschool. or what a coach feels when his weakest player makes his first goal. It was pretty fucking nice…Unlike these pics of Lohan looking haggard and on the verge of death…But I would still K-Fed her if I was cool enough to be her back-up dancer….
I am a bad celebrity blogger. I just woke up hungover and don’t remember what happened last night. I just checked my email and someone got their hands on the screenshots of Lohan doing blow video and I didn’t care. I am not 100 percent sure how this isn’t staged, because everyone knows that if you’re famous and doing blow on camera it is going to get out on the internet and millions of people will see it. But who knows, maybe the bitch isn’t trying to stage things for her popularity. Cocaine is cool now, it’s like smoking. Everytime I go to a bar and need to take a shit, I am stuck waiting in line for 10 minutes while 3 or 4 guys go in the stall together. As much as I like to think it was some homo bathroom stall anal sex conference, because I am convinced all chachi motherfuckers are faggots, it’s really just time for them to prove how cool and trendy and in style they are amongst friends, huddled around a bag.
I don’t feel like ripping off the pictures from a message board and uploading the shit. I don’t feel like reading up on what is said during the video, I do know that it will be hitting sometime this week and this is just the PR screenshot teaser to get you all excited about the video to come. It’s pretty basic marketing practices…
Read the whole story and see all the screenshots Here (if you care)
VIDEO REMOVED BECAUSE THE GIRL WITH THE LESBIAN HAIRCUT DIDN’T LIKE BEING CALLED A LESBIAN. SHE ALSO DIDN’T LIKE YOU ASSHOLES MAKING FUN OF HER STUPID OUTFIT AND WONKY KNEES AND WAS MAD THAT EVERYONE LIKED HER FRIEND BETTER THAN HER. SHE BLAMED ME OF BEING A SEXIST WOMAN HATER, WHEN IN REALITY, I JUST HATE LESBIAN HAIRCUTS AND REFUSE TO GET SUED BY SOMEONE WHO TAKES LIFE WAY TO FUCKING SERIOUSLY. THE GIRLS WERE NOT HARASSED BY THE PEOPLE FILMING, THEY KNEW IT WAS FOR THE INTERNET, SHE’S JUST HYPERSENSITIVE BECAUSE HER DADDY ALWAYS TOLD HER SHE WAS THE PRETTIEST AND NOW SHE FOUND OUT HE WAS LYING….
So these girls were caught on the street stealing a bike at 3 in the morning and it was recorded for stepTV. I am really only posting this in hopes that the one in gold pants and plaid emails me begging to take it down, because I think she’s hot and will negotiate taking it down in exchange for nude pics of her, I am pretty easily manipulated when nude pics are involved.
Either way, I am pretty jealous of their fucking thieving ways. They pretend they don’t know what they are doing and act all innocent so when the cops drive by they believe their bullshit story. I am convinced the bike belonged to a guy one of them banged who ended up fucking them over some how, and they thought it would be a funny way to get back at him, because girls get crazy when you bang them. Either way, they didn’t get caught, and just sat there laughing about it while some jackass videotapes. them.
I get fucking cuffed by the cops when I am picking cans out of the garbage trying to pay my rent. My black friend, yes I have one black friend was stepping out the front door of his apartment at 2 in the afternoon and got jumped by the cops, gun to his head type jumped all because they thought he was robbing the fucking building at 2 in the afternoon one day when he was just going to ride to the store to get some beer and chicken. But these girls look all cute and shit, and cops just pass them by.
If you’re out there gold pants, feel free to email me…I am open for negotiations….
UPDATE: The Girl Sounds Like a Rich Jew Who’s Father is Probably a Lawyer and She Didn’t Seem to See the Humor in the Video because She Looked Like an Idiot and I said her Friend was Hotter than her. I decided to take it down, because she is a fucking headache nineteen year old who thinks she knows everything and tries to sound smart…unable to take a fucking joke, and blaming the joke on me hating women or something equally stupid, because the truth hurts, no one likes to admit that they have a lesbian haircut.
Here is the first email she sent me:
Dear Drunken Step Father,
We are the girls from the video: “I am - hot girl and her friends stealing a bike” the one that you so “delightfully” posted on your website. We hope to explain to you now that not only was your post of the video itself insulting but the comment paragraph under it along with the comments from the PIGS that view your website are ALSO extremely demeaning and offensive towards us. We ask you now to simply realize that fact and hopefully have more respect towards others in the future. Please remove the post from your website as soon as possible or else we will seek legal action against you.
Thank you
So I sent a nice response I thought I hipster would appreciate….
Lesbian Haircut,
I am pretty excited that you found my site. You may not be familiar with my site, and upon the first visit may think it is some kind of offensive site. But my site is not a smut site, despite what you may think.
It is a celebrity blog, that gets a decent amount of traffic and respect. I do my best to not take much seriously, make jokes out of almost everything and I do my best to not hurt people in the process.
I posted the video that was taken by one of my readers because I didn’t think it was offensive, I didn’t expect it to be hurtful and I know my readers don’t think it was a malicious intent to defame anyone.
In all honesty, the feedback that I have been getting from the video is that it’s pretty funny, possibly one of the best videos to date. It has been seen by people at Vice, thecobrasnake, American Apparel and some other major sites and I have heard nothing but good things about it. It is probably one of the hottest videos on the internet right now, and you are in it. In a way, you are now famous.
I am willing to shift out the content a little bit in a way that is less offensive to you, but to take it down would really be a shame. In all honesty, I’d like to do a follow-up video either interviewing you guys, or maybe even turning you guys into field reporters and sending you on random adventures. We could really turn this into a great opportunity for you. You owned the camera and have the look and personality I want in stepTV.
We can really sort all this out over a few drinks, or maybe I’ll get you tickets to the next show you guys want to go to. I am pretty reasonable person. I ask that you re-consider your stance, think about the potential opportunity and try to laugh it off, because it was meant to be funny and not hurtful.
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com
Here is the second email she sent me:
Dear Jeezus,
Through your reply to us, I think you fail to realize that not every teenager is clamoring to become an internet celebrity. We are not dumb girls who are charmed by your name dropping of supposedly “hip” media outlets like Vice, american apparel, or thecobrasnake.
It’s not that we don’t have a sense of humor, and it’s not that we care that it seems like we are stealing a bike in the video (which we are not doing, but your charming commentary clearly ignores that fact). If we were to steal a bike, we certainly wouldn’t choose that shitbox of a ride, and we definitely wouldn’t stick around to be videotaped for upwards of five minutes while doing it.
The problem that we have with the entire ordeal is the disrespectful attitude that the men filming the video had towards us, in addition to the completely disgusting and demeaning comments that accompany the video on the website. Not only does the editing not convey the fact that we were being harassed by a large group of guys - not just a couple, but the lecherous and chauvinistic comments that were yelled at us are completely pathetic. If is not socially acceptable to convey racist attitudes, then it should certainly not be acceptable (or encouraged) to show such a lack of respect for women. For you to call the one of us who stood up for herself a “dyke” exemplifies the mistaken attitude that women embrace lecherous male attention, and those who don’t must be not like men at all. In fact, the sentiments expressed by the girl in the leopard-print pants were felt by all three girls, and it is incredibly offensive that the one who stood up for herself was berated and insulted.
For a site that is seemingly obsessed with females, you show a shocking ineptitude for dealing with those who exist in “real life.” The celebrities like Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton that are featured on your site make their living by compromising their dignity and selling themselves to the public. Asking us to do the same - and expecting us to be flattered by it - is not only presumptuous but absolutely insulting and simply reveals what an inept and rude bigot you truly are.
Our demand that the video be removed from the site stands, despite your (shallow, insulting) offers of more videos or concert tickets. There is no “deal” to be made here. The ultimatum is this: remove the video, in its entirety, or we will pursue legal action. For you to think that we would be easily wooed by offers of fame or employment is absolutely laughable.
Hopefully this email can also lead to a bit of self-reflection for you about your beloved website, and perhaps you should reevaluate the manner in which you are spending your time and energy, as well as your misguided (and self-damaging) attitude towards women, and people in general.
Thank you for your time.
P.S. The Facebook add was way out of line.
Here is our facebook war:
Lesbian Haircut
Today at 4:16am
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listen you tool, this is the girl with the cheetah pants and i am the last fucking person you want to mess with right now.
looking forward to meeting you on the street sometime soon,
xoxox
the hot chick’s “DYKE FRIEND WITH KNOBBY KNEES”
hearts and stars and unicorns,
Lesbian Haircut
Jeezus Martinez
Today at 5:03am
does that mean you didn’t accept my friend request?
good thing I can’t afford a bike for you to steal.
ps - you won’t know who I am on the street, I don’t leave my house and the guy who shot the video is just one of my readers. But I will forward the message his way and I’ll be sure to tell him that you’ve been doing bicep curls and punching the wall to prepare for it like any self respecting lady would….
I am working on getting through your recent email, it was pretty wordy, you may want to learn how to cut things down and get to the point a little more effectively. Shit’s like grading a fucking gender studies term paper, a class you probably excel in since everything you wrote was fucking cliche and text book.
You definitely need to get a sense of humor, you need to grasp the concept of satire, you shouldn’t let drunk guys film you, you shouldn’t be so insecure with your sexuality to think you were called a dyke based on your actions and not on your stupid haircut. I am not a sexist, chauvenistic asshole, I write comedy and 60% of my readers are married women.
In closing, do you have any nudes?
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
Jeezus Martinez
Today at 5:11am
PPS - My god - reading your profile makes me think you are joking…not one of the thing you mentioned is original, it’s all standard fucking bullshit. You are the Gap, you just don’t realize it. I call this fucking textbook. No wonder you are so uptight when you come across a new thing, you need ever hipster and hipster poser to tell you it’s ok before pretending you were always into it.
I guess what it comes down to is that your video isn’t really the joke but you are.
Cuddles….
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Lesbian Haircut
Today at 5:15am
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oh my, isn’t it clever of you to call our attempt to defend ourselves “cliche” and “textbook” - pffft, women standing up for themselves, such a novel concept.
well guess what, fuckface - joke’s on you: what you said is just as fucking cliche and textbook of a response, if not even more stale and tired.
best of luck with your “satire” and “humour” website, i wish you nothing but the most delightful butterfly kisses from paris hilton herself.
i await your groundbreaking and enlightening email with bated breath. and good luck with that those married women - i bet your own wife is just thrilled with what she’s ended up with.
Jeezus Martinez
Today at 12:34pm
I am not trying to be clever - or witty, you are a defensive angry person and you don’t realize that you are the problem and not your gender.
It seems like you are trying to accuse me of being a woman hater because you didn’t like what was said about you and instead of just taking responsibility or taking the hit you had to justify what I said by making it a bigger issue.
It’s like they can’t just be saying that about me, there must be a bigger picture. He must have called me a dyke because I am a strong woman who stood up for herself, when in reality, i called you a dyke because of your stupid haircut.
It had nothing to do with you standing up for yourself. In fact there was no sign of you standing up for yourself in the video.
It’s always emotionally to blame the big picture than to look in t he mirror and question your actions and ask yourself why people would respond to your video they way did. It must because they are women haters.
What a fucking joke. That’s like a black dude getting busted for stealing bikes, blaming being black for getting arrested and not the crime he commited.
Always the fucking victim, attaching yourself to a bigger cause, creating problems out of nothing. Watch the video again, watch that tantrum..you are more of a 2 year old than a woman, so maybe you should be sending me slanderous emails on how I am an emotionally immature person hater….or a spoiled jewish kid hater. I don’t think it’s got shit to do with you having a vagina, or at least claiming you do, because it looks like you’re packin’ heat in those leopard print pants Steven Tyler.
Thanks to facebook groups, I realized that the event everyone was freaking out about Lohan being in her bra and cocaine being found in the VIP room at the Twin Palms Estate last weekend was organized by a club I can’t get into because I don’t wash. To see the pictures I am talking about CLICK THIS LINK.
These pictures of Lohan were put up in their group today and I figured I’d post them because I didn’t see them anywhere else. The event was called Music Loves Fashion and Steve Aoki and some dude named DJ Skeet Skeet were DJing. From the pics Paris Hilton and Lohan were both getting down and dirty, but that’s to be expected because they are party sluts….
I used to go to clubs and get drunk and be an asshole to people I knew. Maybe it was because they were landing hot girls and I was getting kicked out for passing out on the bathroom floor, but in my drunken stupor, I used to go around and tell girls my friends were trying to sleep with that my friend had Aids, they would get pissed off at me, but still go home with them, but would make them wear a condom
The next day I’d get the call saying how much of an asshole I was for fucking up their chances to have raw dog sex and I’d just say that I am a modern day superman because any bitch who goes home with a guy you tell her has AIDS is probably not the kind of girl you want to end up fucking without a condom….
Point of the story is that I save fucking lives and here are pics of Lohan destroying hers….I guess I coulda gone with the whole Paris and Lohan being the kind of girl you would end up baggin without a condom only to beat yourself up the next day for doing it and getting tested monthly for the next 3 years because of it, but I guess that woulda been too obvious for me to do…
PS - Since every blogger steals exclusive pics, I figured I’d watermark it my way, with a solid cumshot on every fuckin’ pic….admit it’s amazing.
I came across this picture on the internet this morning and figured I’d post it because it is Paris at Coachella and not in a hotel room sucking cock. I say that like I know the bitch personally and sit with her over pancakes and lattes while laughing at the cum shot that still clumps up her hair from the night before, but I really don’t know what make Paris her happiest, I just like to pretend I do.
I do know that this herpes ridden whore loves to be in pictures with girls who are uglier than her. That’s why she did the Simple Life with a fat Nicole, that’s why she was always seen partying with Kim Kardashian the Fat Armenian fashion accessory and now it looks like she’s pulled some broken down little rat out of the orphanage and brought her along with her to this concert as part of some make a wish foundation for orphans who don’t shower, or from broken homes with deformities inflicted on their face by their foster parent throwing beer cans at her as a baby. My guess is that it’s some PR move to make us think how good bitch is, when in reality all she had to do was not breathe in through her nose for the 2 minutes as to not get sick by the dirty rat’s stint, just to snap this picture.
Update - The ugly girl in the picture is some hipster named Cory Kennedy …. Not a Ratty Kid Kid From an Orphanage with no showers, just a normal girl with a fucked up upper lip making her ugly enough to share the picture with Paris according to Paris’ people. Cuddles.
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