Here are some shitty pictures of Rihanna and Chris Brown in a hot tub and I am not just saying that because they are brown. I am saying it because my idea of a hot tub party is a lot dirtier than this tame zoo shit, like the kind of thing that gives you AIDS and not by having sex with a monkey, but by having sex with lots of dirty girls while they are having sex with each other, like what you see in a porno but more realistic because I’d be in it and my small penis would never get cast in a real life porno, just the ones in my head….

Facebook and Myspace and Paris Hilton, Lohan and company have turned a generation of girls into sluts who think partying hard and filming sex tapes is the way to fuckin’ get ahead in life. They are dressing like sluts, having sex with multiple partners wherever they can get it and often times in public and they’ve probably only had their periods for a year.

I was talking to a girl in Starbucks the other day who told me about some after party she went to where these two 15 year old girls were walking around naked. There was blood smeared all over the couch from one of them who had lost her virginity that night before letting every single guy in the place stick their dicks inside them both vaginally and anally.

Now, I don’t know about you, but when I was 15, I don’t even think I sucked on a pair of tits yet, and it wasn’t really by choice, the girls I knew weren’t into getting with the weird mexican kid who spoke broken english, but that’s not the point, the point is that I was born in the wrong fucking era.

Here is a picture of Miley Cyrus posing in a hot tub in a bikini that she took herself, that reminds me of so many young girls in bikinis I come across online, so I guess this shit is just normal and I can’t help but be bitter that when I was 15 girls weren’t even shaving their pussies and rocked one-piece bathing suits to the waterpark like they were on the fuckin’ swim team and not like a girl who wants us to see her junk.