So in the wake off all the lesbian haters who have started coming to the site and emailing me rude man hating comments, this post is for you. You’ll be happy to know that an innovator in the wife-beating movement has passed away today. It took a while for it to happen, but now you’ve got what you prayed for, murderer.

For the rest of us, Ike Turner, a man who knew a woman’s place in the world has sadly passed away. We’ve lost a man who could really push the envelop and cultivate a woman’s talent and sexuality to lure in international success. He made himself rich while keeping her in-line, because let’s face it, without Ike to police her behavior, there’d be no Tina Turner.

You all may be blinded by the over-glamorized version of their story from the Hollywood version, but none of us know what really went on, or what Tina did to deserve what she got, what we do know is that it was probably worth taking, because look at her now. Without Ike, there’d never be a movie about them, she’d never be one of the biggest acts in show biz, she’d probably be singing in the local piano bar for free 2 nights a week, while showing off those legs while serving plates at the local diner.

What it comes down to, is that if he was such a bad guy, and if Tina actually hated the motherfucker for being such a bad guy, and if she didn’t feel she owed her life and career to him, would she still use his last name…..so you can all hate, but me and Tina know what’s up. You’re just blinded by your lesbian feminist women studies bullshit. Cuddles.

Rest in Peace, Motherfucker.