Eliza Dushku is a jock slut. Her last boyfriend was Oklahoma’s very own Brad Penny, and I am sure he throws up everytime he thinks about a black cock sliding deep and I’m talking real deep into his ex-girlfriend’s box.
To make those wounds sting a little more, I figured I’d post these pictures of Rick Fox showing up on the set of Dushku’s show. I figured like most new couples, they couldn’t keep their hands off each other and figured she had an hour break, so they might as well fuck each other’s brains out in her trailer, because you might as well fuck every chance you get, no matter how many pieces that shit leaves her in.
These pictures should set off some alarms in regards to the condition of Eliza Dushku’s vagina. I assume she’s had a kid in the 5 years no one heard from her, because that’s the only way a little white girl could handle a man this size. I’m not a penis expert but it’s safe to say when a motherfucker is pushing 7 feet all of him is bigger than the average, I mean otherwise he wouldn’t be in professional sports cuz the locker experience getting laughed at woulda put an end to his basketball career and a start to his blogging career.
That said, they look really fucking awkward on the street trying to kiss and I can’t imagine what they sex is like, if anything shit would probably be pretty fuckin’ creepy, like the time I used to work at a pharmacy years ago and found out the 400 pound 4 foot 11 cashier who loved when potato chips went on sale was fucking one of the stockboys who was pushing 7 feet and weighed close to 125 pounds who wore knee and ankle braces cuz his legs weren’t strong enough to support him. I would spend hours trying to do the play-by-play, you know figure out what position they’d do it in and shit, it brought much joy during a job I hated and that I ended up getting fired for after getting caught stealing pills from….
As a member of an inter-racial couple, not that I actually consider myself in a realtionship, I’m really only married out of convenience, and not that I really consider myself Mexican, because I’ve been Americanized a few times over and my skin’s turned greay and ashy, but I still like to celebrate all interracial couples I see by pointing and laughing and making it harder for them than it already is, because social stigma is my real life partner, I just don’t really know what it means…but it means I like to make fun of people for things they are already insecure about…and here is the pic that disappoints her family.
The problem with this Amy Winehouse relationship with a black man is that you can’t tell if motherfucker is gold diggin’, you know trying to live the Good Life like he was Kanye West, by riding off this bitch’s success, or whether he’s just getting up in that because she’s white, you know because black dudes will fuck the most disgusting white girl. Not that Amy Winehouse is really pure white, I hear she’s rotting from the inside and has a black pussy that matches her soulful black voice. I actually did hear that, but definitely assume that and it’s all part of the reason why I masturbate to her pictures….
So Amy Winehouse was finally reunited with her family members who had been packed up and shipped to the Caribbean about 8 years ago when their trainer decided to retire and head south and figured he could set up a little beach operation where he’d sell rides to tourists….and the whole thing really lifted her spirts….
It turns out that Winehouse made a little time for her new black boyfriend because he fills her ratty pussy up nicely and doesn’t mind because she pays him more than he made washing dishes at some local resort….
