Here is a picture of Jodie Marsh with some Save Tango midget painted orange, I have no idea what this is all about and I am really not about to go find out, because that would involve doing work, but I do it is a British thing and British people are fucking weird.

I also know that it is involves people painting themselves orange, and there is no doubt in my mind that when the people painting themselves orange are midgets, that they are actually getting paid to get exploited to do the shit, so they stand out and slutty lesbian attention whores make an effort to get a picture taken with them, not because it’s not everyday you see a midget with a painted face like some kind of clown, not that they have many other career options, they are fucking midgets, but because when you’re Jodie Marsh, it’s hard to find someone more orange than she is….

If I had a midget, I’d exploit him too. I’d constantly make him give me stand up blowjobs and treat him like my whore, pretty much all the time, from the minute I let him out of his cage, my dick would be in his mouth, and it wouldn’t be gay, because everyone knows midgets aren’t human. That’s like calling an old farmer gay for fucking the male sheep. Everyone knows that’s not true…

Okay, enough of this stupidity, now go look at Jodie Marsh’s stupidity…

I just realized I am late for something - so I decided to throw up some pictures to tide you over….who cares what I have to say anyway…which is too bad because I could really rip into this Jodie Marsh slut, but I got responsibilities man…..

Update: She’s an attention craving whore who got famous for having tits and being a shitty glamor model in the UK, the only way to stay relevant was to take it up a notch, and since lesbianism is the new thing, it was only natural to go that route, unfortunately her lesbian lover, looks like a lesbian and like Katy Perry, ruins all fantasies that Jodie Marsh fans may have. This bitch seriously looks like a cowboy who opens beer bottles with her teeth while rippin off dicks and raisin them to the gods knowing she’s done her lesbian duty in hating cock….

Last week I was at a party and a girl was sitting at the bar next to me, she had this stupid shaved side of her head that I hadn’t really seen since the 80s at punk shows and I was kinda surprised it made a comeback since shit was heavily lesbionic. I sat there staring at it for a while, because the girl was one of those fashionista bottle whore types, and not a ratty street kid like you’d expect to see with half her head shaved and over the course of 20 minutes she was next to me, her friend kept coming up to her and telling her how much they loved her hair, when I decided to chime in and say something along the lines of the fact that no penis will ever go near her again….ever, and she just blew me off and by the end of the night, I saw that I was totally wrong, because she was dancing on a table for a bunch of men, which goes to show you that, despite ripping away all things potentially sexy about you, by raping your head, guys will still stick it to you, because you have a vagina.

That said, when I saw these pictures of UK slut Jodie Marsh with the letter N dyed into her hair, like a bad hip hop video, I thought the same thing, but then I realized she’s still got insane tits, so who really cares about whatever fuckin’ statement she’s trying to make, because all I want to do is sneak into her bedroom and steal a pair of her dirty panties to try to figure out the secret ingredient in her Big Mac’s special sauce and I am going to have to with 6 month old stale semen, because I’m pretty sure this chick is a dyke now, or at least that’s what her hair and the company she keeps is telling me. It’s also telling me to stop this post now because no one gives a fuck about her.

Jodie Marsh is one of those Glamor Models from the UK that everyone writes about, despite not actually being anything worth writing about, but worth jerking off to for some people who are into that kind of big breasted, photoshoot thing, because they have big tits and look better in lingerie than your wife despite there being ample fucking porn out there to get you off instead, but I can’t tell you what to do to yourself or your penis.

The good news is that these Glamor Models don’t take their jobs too seriously and realize that they are just one dick in pussy on camera away from being pornstars, but have found a way to make it to that level of class or lack of class without having to go all the fucking way and degrating themselves. It’s all pretty funny, especially as they wobble out of bars like the drunken whores they are, to check out a random dudes dick and flash her panties, I don’t have the uncensored picture of the dude she’s checking out, mainly because I don’t really give a fuck, but I like to think that it’s damage control, because I don’t need to feel more responsible for furthering the confusion that is your sexuality when you get a boner from it, not knowing whether she’s turning you on, or the scenario is turning you on, or maybe even the cock is turning you on. We all know it’s the cock dude and I’m no therapist here, so I’ll just leave the shit boxed out.

So I ask this girl on facebook chat, who never shuts up, if she ever sucks asshole when sucking dick. It’s a pretty fucking standard question and according to my friend who goes out and parties a lot and hustles lots of random girls, getting your asshole licked has made it’s way into the mainstream and is a pretty fucking standard thing. I remember a time when a girl tried to lick my asshole in the 90s and I freaked the fuck out because I didn’t get what she was doing, but now it is up there with playing with balls or using hand and that’s crazy to me, I blame the gays, so I ask around to see if my friend is telling me the truth. Her response:

you ever eat an ice cream cone while douching?

I hate when people try to be funny by saying totally retarded shit. It’s like let’s think of the most random acts that we think of that would be funny, put them together and we get a fuckin’ comeback. I didn’t ask for her to act the fuck up, I asked a real question and I expected a real answer and that is why someone in her home town better gag this bitch with their dick she deserves it, even though she is probably a lesbian, because only lesbians try to be funny.

Speaking of gagging, here’s some pics of Jodie Marsh’s tits in some dominatrix type outfit, because no gag reflex is what got her where she is today, even though we haven’t quite figured out where she is today, but we do see a lot of pictures of her, so it must be somewhere.

I don’t know what I am more scared of having unprotected sex with, self proclaimed sluts who have tattoos on their arm that read “my crazy life, only god can judge me” and who wear ridiculous outfits out to events showing off their retarded big tits that made them lots of money, or everyday single girls who bang more men in a year that Jodie Marsh has in a lifetime. It’s like we all like to judge the exhibitionist tacky girls, but we sweep the Sex in the City, one night stand queens who dress classy and have careers but like having as many men as possible because sex is fun under the rug. It’s like the girl you think you want to bring home to your mom, has seen more cock than a Rooster farmer because shit fills her miserable void and the girl who looks like she definitely has herpes just likes male attention but never actually puts out because putting out is beneath her when all her life all guys wanted was to get in her pussy. It really doesn’t matter, but what does matter is that I don’t agree with her tattoo that she got to feel better about her slutty antics, because I am judging her right now and her and her big tits can’t stop me.

Jodie Marsh is a glamour model from the UK who tries too hard because she was teased growing up, to the point of comtemplating suicide. She went onto marry some radio DJ in some kind of poorly planned publicity stunt and he ended up dumping her due to poor hygiene, whatever the fuck that means, I assume it means her pussy smells rank, but what the fuck do you expect when you marry an attention craving slut with retarded fake tits who is out everynight getting wasted and who has fucked countless people and above all is a piece of trash. The truth is that I don’t know if the guy really knows what bad hygiene at least not in a way that I do and that week old kitchen garbage smell he’s smellin on Jodie Marsh probably has nothing on the shit I’ve seen growing on my wife. The truth is that dude needs to stop being such a whiner beause if you marry a garbage of a woman who looks like a street whore, you have no right judging her because she smells like one.

Here she is partying in her American Apparel gold pants and a shirt made for big titty sluts who feel like showing off.

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Jodie Marsh proves that a drunk chick in tight clothes, with big tis hanging out all over the place like they are looking for a good time, while playfully flirting with some other ugly chick, doesn’t have to be hot to be worth fucking. These girls look like garbage failed pornstars who are well past their prime, but remind me of the time I almost scored a threesome. The story is pretty simple, I was at a bar drinking with some trashy busted up chick, who looked and smelled like her teeth were rotting. I figured she was easy pickings.

We got to talking about how she loves being naked with her friends, a thought that was only hot in theory and asked her about threesomes and lesbianism and shit like that, next thing I know the bar is closing and I get invited back to her hotel room that she is sharing with her friend to drink their mini-bar and do some shitty cocaine to keep the party going. After settling in with these 2 busted up chicks. I keep trying to drink them into something hot knowing that the situation outweighs the quality of the pussy, I decide to push for them to kiss and show each other their tits. I guess I was too eager and they weren’t really having it and asked me to leave because they were tired, but before I did, I jerked off in the bathroom to the thought of the threesome that could have been. It was a pretty humilating night but pretty much counts as a threesome in my books and that’s the end of my story.

Here’s Jodie Marsh and her tits.

Party sluts are the new porn sluts because they dress the same and fuck in exchange for free booze instead of money and they don’t usually do it on camera unless the dude who is feeding the party slut booze is smart enough, which he usually isn’t because being the dude who feeds girls booze out of his overpriced bottle, is usually a prime example of how retarded he is……

It’s like every club’s got half naked girls bottle whoring themselves onto cunt’s in Ed Hardy T-shirts who have bottle’s of Goose, despite mixing that shit down with cranberry juice because they don’t like the burn of alcohol and could be mixing rubbing alcohol in the shit because it’s a lot cheaper, but that doesn’t have the same effect on people or impress girls as much as a 300 dollar bottle to go with their 100 dollar t-shirt that probably cost 2 dollars to make in some third world country, and a pair of 300 dollar jeans that make their asses look appealing to sluts who just want to get a free drink because they want to save their slut money to buy themselves something special like a new bra or sheer panties to flash at unsuspecting assholes who are trying to look like they are ballin’ when in reality work a normal 9-5 and are just what you call a 9-5 Millionaire, or someone with no money, just a line of credit because he’s held his job at the call center long enough to be considered a low risk.

It’s all overcompensation bullshit but not as overcompensating as Jodie Marsh’s retarded tits.

Jodie Marsh is another one of those sluts who doesn’t mind being a slut because she realizes that it pays more than being a prude who works at the local dinner and dies at 40 when she decides to hang herself because she’s 10,000 dollars in debt from an unnatural crotchet addiction and she feels so alone in this scary world. Her life could have been saved had she spent that 10,000 dollars of credit on a pair of fake tits, 15 years earlier, but instead she took the sad path. It’s one of those what if situations where you look at your life and wonder how different it would have been had you taken a different course, only in this case, that conscious decision isn’t really an unknown but her moral Christian upbringing just skewed her from making the right decision….

Either way, I was at the strip club, this slut was all trying to get me to get a dance with her and I pawned her off on my friend, who ended up rejecting her. I told her that if she was really serious about getting a dance, all she had to do was tell us “I want to grab your tits”, it’s this psychological thing where guys walk down the street everyday wanting to grab every tit they see, but girls never just offer it up, they play all hard to get and take work and when at a stripclub we don’t want to have to put ourselves out there, we want shit handed to us but for some reason strippers try to retain their dignity and in doing that end up rejecting my advice, call me and asshole and move onto some other sucker. I know that I can’t say no to a girl who asks me to grab her tits and I assume you feel the same way and that my advice was sound, but unfortunately for the slut she just didn’t value my opinion so fuck her. Here’s Jodie Marsh with her retarded cleavage.

Jodie Marsh is some UK slag who has stupid big tits. I am about as attracted to her as I am to a plastic bag full of broken glass, which isn’t saying much because I am into abusing my penis when it doesn’t pull through for me just to make sure it still feels pain.

I hate trashy sluts who dress half naked, who have fake hair, tits and a bad make-up and try to trick us into thinking they are down to fuck, but the second you get them home they don’t put out because they are already spent from all the male attention they got that night and they just want to unwind from all that in front of an old movie with a glass of wine.

Things are never what they seem. The girls who look like pornstars or strippers are usually the ones who only do it to get ahead and don’t actually like giving head because it’s too much work and work isn’t something they do and part of the reason they are dressing the way they do. They could dress normal and get no attention because they are not hot, but that doesn’t pay the bills or they can make themselves look like a whore and distract men from their ugliness and get money and easy jobs like posing topless thrown their way.

Getting naked or being a slut is pretty much the easiest thing a girl can do to make money, guys are always dumb enough to feed into that shit but the thing about these sluts is that they never actually give up their pussy because they are lazy and that requires actual work, something they hate and the whole reason they use their body to get ahead.

My prediction is that bitch is the worst fuck out there and if you’re lookin’ for a good time, go for the girl who thinks she has no sex appeal, not one who bases her life on her sex appeal, because the one who doesn’t will overcompensate and show you a good time and that’s really all we’re interested in. Only virgins who aren’t getting pussy and married men who hate their pussy care about jerking off to Glamor Models, the rest of us just want a girl who likes suckin’ dick.