I got this email today reporting the Heidi Klum’s baby doesn’t belong to the man she says it belongs to. I figured I’d report it because I got nothing better to do. It could be fact, it could be fiction but who really cares, Heidi is damaged goods now with enough interracial kids to start a circus.

Either way here’s an email from a German reader:

Heidi with her kids freak me out.

She is claiming her blue eyed daughter Leni is Brown Eyed Italian Flavio Briatore’s daughter, when in fact she is Johannes Kerner, a married german TV host who has a super squeaky clean image and tonnes of advertising deals. Italian nepapers have reported it and I know people who know him, and he fucks all sorts of chicks.

I mean I would have fucked Heidi before she took a Seal cock in her, but I would have barebacked her anal or shot my load in her mouth, because when you got a wife that is what you do……

That’s all I have to say about that. This is some pretty heavy hitting reporting I am doing here. I feel so professional. I am pretty sure the feeling will go away when every other blog reports it making it legit, or I get sued by these bastards for posting fake news…