I think she pretty much sums up any of your concerns or questions that you may have regarding the upcoming election. Who knows, maybe she’s your mother, maybe the economic crisis has to do with a large population of these kinds of people, I really don’t know or care, but something about her gives me a boner.

The good news is that John McCain knows that Heidi Montag is a fucking joke too. When I first read this shit yesterday I thought he was actually being serious that he was a huge Hills fan and now he says that Heidi Montag is a very talented actress while laughing and back tracks it by saying at least he’s got Sylvestor Stallone and Clint Eastwood on his side. So not only do we all think Montag’s a fuckin joke, but so does the future president, because I doubt a women or black man will win and dude publicly laughs at her which is enough reason for me to vote for him, provided I wasn’t an illegal.

I guess we can hope dude lays some kind of law in place that leads to her being deported because bitches like her are a bigger stain on the nation than the Iraq war. Sure people are dying in Iraq, the economy is destroyed to kill for oil, money that could have been used to help cure cancer or aids or the poverty issue in the USA but I wouldn’t be surprised if the success of Montag is responsible for the state of the nation and a couple suicides because I know when I hear her music and realize that she’s rich for nothing while people like me are struggling to buy a can of soup and a coffee, I’d be better off dead. It’s one of those what kind of world do we live in situation.

Here’s Some Old Pics of Her in a Bikini