I wonder how many times Katie Price pulls out the lips on her weather vagina and shapes the shit into something that looks as close to a cock and ballsack as possible, because there is no fucking way this girl doesn’t realize or that it is an accident that as the days turn into months, she turns into a fucking dude. Maybe it is just the make-up, maybe it’s just how the plastic surgery sets, like foundation on an old house, or maybe she’s on hormone therapy, cuz after Peter Andre, she realizes that her life calling, or at least her sexual preference is to fuck gay menup the ass with a huge black strap on dildos….and that she can’t live without a cock….but at least as she slowly enters manhood, she still has a pair of the stupiest fake tits to ever make a cunt with no purpose famous…and here are some pics of her trashy and dressed like the kid on welfare you’d find at K-Mart.
I don’t know who told Jordan that burying herself in make-up makes a bitch so, making her invest in a kiddie pool to fill the fuck up with self tanner and roll around in the shit liek she was an actual pig in fucking shit and not just a bitch you call a pig because of everything she represents in life, but I assume it was the same person who told her that getting ridiculous fake tits will make her worth jerking off to, despite looking like a total fucking freak straight out of a horror movie or comic book some closet case over compensating for his gay fantasies wrote….because as time goes on…I feel her testicles are slowly droppin’….cuz she just doesn’t look like a she as much as she may have before she vandalized herself like she an abandoned building in the seedy part of town that is used as a home for squatters and prostitutes….like the piece of lowlife trash her dirty pussy is….
Katie Price’s personality is just as ridiculous as her fake tits and her career, but for some reason people are still fueling her stupidity and this life that seems like a joke to an outsider like me is really pretty profitable, making me realize that maybe I should just get myself some stupid fake tits, and tight revealing clothes, cuz if it works for this tranny, it can work for pretty much anyone.
What is even more ridiculous in all this is that her cage frighting boyfriend got dressed up in drag, I guess learning from the fuckin’ best drag queen in the industry first hand for when his cage fighting career ends.
I always thought cage fighting was kinda faggy, you know two dudes in panties wrestling half naked, and I guess any dude who fucks Jordan has sexuality issues, like Peter Andre, so we probably didn’t need this proof, but here it is anyway….and I have a feeling you’ll like it, since you’re bored of girls dressed like girls and lookin for something different to jerk off to, weirdo….
I don’t know what to say about these pictures. I really can’t be bothered to talk about someone who obviously has a sickness, like a real fucking sickness and addiction for making her tits look stupider and stupider because she thinks her only worth is in her tits, because I know that those tits are all she is worth, and really Jordan could have been any whore with daddy issues and no self esteem, but instead we’re stuck with her and this looks pretty fucking ridiculous but expected from this bitch….and I guess someone out there is into this, because she keeps getting work, so if you’re out there, this one’s for you.
I guess dating a professional cage fighter has rubbed off on Katie Price because here are some pictures of her attacking the paparazzi with an umbrella, because I assume she doesn’t want to have her picture taken so badly that goin’ straight for the motherfucker’s throat is the rational thing to do, as her boyfriend has proven, violence does solve conflict, so lets hope the bitch pisses him off one day so she gets beat the fuck up…..
I am sure I am not the only one who thinks that she should be the last one angry about having her pic taken, she should embrace the shit and celebrate the fact that people still care about her, when she’s pretty much a nobody with big fat tits, but I guess she’s lost sight of that and has let the ego everyone around her has created take the fuck over and make her feel like she should act like a real celebrity that just can’t take being hounded anymore, when really she’s just a piece of trash so I guess this kind of behavior is expected….and funny.
Katie Price is becoming a man at least it looks like she is, maybe her shoulders were always this broad and that was why Peter Andre, her gay ex-husband married her, because he figured it would put his name on the map and her tits are so unnatural it’d be like suckin’ on a beach ball and there’s nothing straight about that.
I just can’t imagine why anyone would ever want to fuck this bitch, and the only thing semi-appealing about her is that she looks like a sex doll, but unlike sex dolls she probably talks some stupid shit that would piss me off and she probably doesn’t put out, because it’s been my experience that the sluttier a girl looks the less she’s into sex, and even though she made her career off guys jerking off to her, she invested tons of money into looking the part but they just don’t get that fucking is her role in life, making her the biggest fuckin’ cocktease out there, not that she does any teasing to my cock the way she looks in these pics, but you probably like it.
Here are some pictures of Katie Price pumping gas because I like to remind you that this miracle is capable of everything from having the dumbest fuckin tits, to having the most extensive product line, to being married to a homosexual only to divorce the homosexual, to having a retard baby, and now to pumping fuckin’ gas. She’s a modern day hero, someone needs to give this bitch the nobel prize or some shit….or even the Pullitzer prize for one of her books…or some even erect a monument after her and I’m not talking about in your pants you low standard tacky bitch lovin weirdo.
If you’re wondering how to treat a pair of the most ridiculous fake tits ever stuck into a whore, here’s your answer, you take them running. I don’t know what benefits that have, other than maybe loosin’ them up and makin’ them feel as real as two ridiculous sized tits can possibly feel, or maybe she jogs to justify how skinny she is because she’s so concerned about her image and reputation that having people find out she has an eating disorder would be the death of her career, but I doubt that, considering she has a sex tape with an African.
What the fuck can’t this bitch do. She’s done it all. From sex tape to raising a retard baby to marrying a sister to promoting various product lines and now promoting this….a fuckin’ novel and she’s doing it in a one piece bathing suit. If that’s not talent, I don’t fuckin’ know what it is….
I was just lookin out my window and saw some girl who I guess didn’t realize some creep was lookin’ out the window, pick her frontal wedgie. It wasn’t a subtle adjustment either, it was like an intense digging for fucking gold to get the fabric of her panty’s life out of her big ol vagina…and I thought that was sad.
Not the fact that she has a gaping vagina that eats her panties that are too small for her because she’s not willing to accept that she’s no longer a size medium and isn’t ready to up the shit, because the tightness and wedging isn’t enough of a headache to justify the emotional trauma that comes with admitting you’re getting fatter.
But because she had to subtly do it on a side street, where only one creep got to enjoy the site, instead of embracing her condition and sharing it with the world.
That’s why I like Jordan, she just doens’t give a fuck and if she’s got a shirt that’s too tight for her, then she takes ownership of it, no matter how stupid her tits look, because I hear the only reason she has stupid tits, is so that her retarded son has something to relate to at home, you know so he’s not the only stupid thing in the house.
If you’re wondering why Jordan’s riding her horse, it’s because now that she’s single, and not with a gay dude, she likes to hang around things that can fill her weathered pussy. You know to get to this level of whore, you have to do many fuckin thing, a lot of those leading to your vagina turning into something with garbage bag elasticity….
Katie Price was still in Ibiza this past weekend and she decided to go shopping in what seems to be the most useless dress in the history of fuckin’ dresses, I mean as far as dresses for functionality go, because I am sure you could find a whole lot of uses for this shit, whether, putting it on yourself and dancing in front of the mirror with nothing but a boner poking thru the shit, or if you’re lookin’ for easier access on girl you rape, but I just see there being no point to this shit, other than to tell the world that you’re like a tacky trashy pair of panties, with lacy frills on the side and herpes streak marks on the inside, only the real life human version.
Since seeing these pictures of Katie Price in a bikini in Ibiza, I’ve decided that I want to move in on her and be her new husband who doesn’t fuck her, not because I wouldn’t want to fuck her dirty AIDS pussy, you know I’m talkin’ straight from an African village pussy, but I figure she won’t want to fuck me, you know, since I’m disgusting, even though I’m quite charming in the way I write on the internet, I know this will be the kind of push I need to get the media coverage I really deserve and need to pump into my site. That’s why, I’ve spent the last 24 hours, dancing on my table while throwing napkins and poppin’/pumpin bottles over my head in a bootleg Ed Hardy shirt while listening to David Guetta, whoever the fuck that is, so be warned Jordan, soon I’ll be the nude guy in the pictures with you only I’ll be coming for you in them and not talking on my mobile phone while showin of my gay ankle tatoo.
Katie Price is out whoring something. Whether it’s a new product line, her tits, her vagina, herself, it really doesn’t matter, because whatever it is, it works and she makes more money than me, looks better in a bikini than me and is in the process of getting a divorce from the poofter she married, because I guess life with a homosexual is fun when it comes down to shopping, getting their hair did and talking about boys, but not when it comes to getting your gaping whore pussy eaten out.
