Here is some middle-aged pussy on the beach in Hawaii becuase they are shooting her TV show there and her ass looks pretty fucking weird in this weird bikini. I don’t have anything more to say about this because it is Friday, no one is reading the site and no one really cares about this this bitch…or her weird ass in a weird bikini.

But she made up for it with her tits…

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Her name is Julie Bowen, I’ve never heard of her, she’s on a show called Modern Family, I don’t watch TV, so I’ve never seen the show and these pictures of her in a bikini don’t really excite me enough to find a TV to watch, because whenever I do have to watch a show, like the Oscars, I always end up at my weird older neighbor’s couch because he enjoys the company, never says know but smells like urine and feces and is a lot of work to deal with, cuz dude’s got serious fucking issues, like spontaneous erections he feels the need to show off to me and freakouts that involve him screaming at his reflection in the window in another language or really obscure conversations about really inappropriate shit like raping women in his youth and the time he fucked his neighbor’s dog to death cuz it wouldn’t stop barking and a whole lot of other shit I wish was a lie, even though you could make a pretty funny movie on him. Needless to say, I try my best to avoid the shit….and this Julie Bowen isn’t really making me want to put up with bullshit, even though I have a thing for older ladies in bikinis and spend half my day on Facebook trying to find 40 year old mom’s to fuck, but Bowen’s not quite where I need her to be to put up with bullshit to watch her in action, but since I have no standards and you probably don’t either, we might as well look at pictures of her in a bikini, cuz let’s face it, there’s no much else goin’ on today…

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I just woke up like the lazy homeless motherfucker I am, I think it’s gotta do with drinking, because when I go out I don’t hear a fuckin’ thing until I wake up with the biggest fuckin migraine. Life passes me before my eyes and that’s ok by me because it’s not all that fun anyway. Maybe if I didn’t pass out on the floor at 6 am, I’d be more likely to wake up at the crack of dawn and be the early bird catching the worm, but I was never a huge fan of worms, I was always a little more into pussy.

Either way, that means I do a lazy video post to start the day on the site and maybe the day in Hawaii or some shit where it’s 7 am right now, while all you other fuckers are coming in from lunch. That’s part of the reason that the unemployed are my target market that have limited expectations out of me.

So this video is with some bitch I don’t know named Julie Bowen, I don’t think I have ever heard of, which isn’t a testament to how shitty Kimmel’s show is, but more a testament to how I am in the wrong line of websites but she’s talking about her tits in what is probably the least sexy way and about how she’s pumps her baby milk filled tits while driving, something that would make a much better video than this, but I’m too lazy and poverty stricken to make happen.