I’ve been sayign that Katy Perry is a fat worthless pig for a long fuckin’ time, but she’s taken shit too far by posing naked in her tub with a fuckin’ pizza, like she can’t not fuckin’ eat every chance she sits the fuck down….She’s the kind of girl who will end up 400 pounds, just as soon as the cocaine stops, and the eating while taking a shit starts happenin’ more often….That said, I am sure you Americans will love this shit, since food is your favorite thing to do, but I am married to a fat bitch and watching girls eat disgusts me….
You know what fucks up your self esteem, when you launch a shitty pop career and are all the rage for a week or two, then an even uglier bitch moves in on your fuckin’ glory and your ugly ass falls into second place. I can’t imagine the emotional trauma falling second to Lady Gaga would do to a motherfucker’s soul, but I’m thinkin’ it along the lines of being molested as a child by someone you trust, the only thing left for you is to turn lesbian and eat away the pain.
I guess if you can’t beat them, get your hair cut like them, put on stupid glasses like them, and pretty much imitate them, hoping to hold onto that mark you made….while the rest of the world hopes you cunt end up being on the same plane that happens to fuckin’ crash into the Ocean like they were flying out of Brazil or some shit…..I hate them.
Here is the hottest fucking picture I have ever seen of Katy Perry. Seeing her face down in the fucking grass like she had just been raped and killed, or really just killed, ideally a slow painful death, filled with agony as karma for the pain she has caused us with her career, is fucking hot to me, I seriously just came all over my dog’s little black face….
This girl is famous. She is the same girl you didn’t notice in your high school class, not even when gym class rolled around and she put on a tight shirt, hoping some of the boys would look her way, because tit was all she had going for her, but instead the plan backfired and got her teased harder, laughed at better and emotionally crushed, leaving her home alone on Prom Night trying to figure out how she’ll get her revenge on all of us,
So she came up with this Popstar idea, despite all odds, but fueled with the need to prove herself and get her revenge on all the haters, she didn’t take no for an answer, and broke down barriers, like her busted fucking face, her lack of both dancing and singing talent and some miracle made her who she is today, luckily putting her on the international scene so more people out there can take a shot at her, and hopefully break her the fuck down and knock her off this high horse, cuz she doesn’t belong to be on a fuckin’ High Horse, she should be outback shoveling someone else’s high horse’s shit stroking it when no one is looking, wishing one day it will belong to her, before getting kicked in the head by it and ending up in a vegetable only to be taken off life support by her family, in some kind of celebration, cuz even they hate her. Seriosuly. Make her go away.
I think I have a keen eye to spot the imperfections in people. It’s kind of a curse because it makes appreciating a girl talking to me next to impossible, which is okay because girls generally don’t talk to me.
So unlike other men who see a half naked busty chick in lingerie doing a photoshoot, I see a busted faced, sloppy bodied, pig with a dumpy ass and double chin, who despite having been made up for hours upon hours before the shoot, looks like fucking shit.
I’d like to give Marc Ecko some shit for giving this whore a fuckin’ cover with his magazine, but then I remembered they are targeting white suburban kids by pretending they target black dudes, when we all know that black dudes are too busy being hood, rapping and gangbangin’ to care about buying magazines, but no matter how busy they are, they will always fuck white chicks, even if they look like Katy fuckin’ Perry and to back-up my theory, her on and off boyfriend is a black rapper, cuz all it takes for a black dude is white skin.
Katy Perry realized that there’s some pretty important moves one has to make when your talent is minimal, your novelty act is played out and your looks are definitely not there, and that’s be friends with the most influential internet personality, so that he gives you props whenever you ask, and those props translate into millions of little girls buying your record and tickets to your shows.
Sure, I hate that Perez is the powerhouse that he is online, but I know people he has linked to, who corporations have given record deals to, I know people with T-Shirt companies who have sold out stock becuase they were linked on his site. I know he wouldn’t have mattered had the internet not existed, or had it not gone totally mainstream, but now everyone is watching him and listening, even though he’s really got no business being where he is, but has managed to do it and have an empire built off it, when he should really just be in a back alley suckin dick, someplace his lonely self would be much happier, but whatever, who cares, what matters is this fake friendship that is so fuckin’ obvious and here are the pics of Perez loving every second because he doesn’t realize he is being used.
I guess that Katy Perry is back with her boyfriend Travis McCoy from the band Gym Class Heroes, I don’t really keep track of Katy Perry love affairs because it forces me to accept the fact that dudes actually stick shit in that pig and that upsets me and puts me in a bad mood for a couple of days where I can’t help but contemplate life. I’ve justified this shit because of his drug addiction, maybe they met before he was famous, there’s a lot of reasons he could be in love with her, but I’m gonna stick with the fact that it’s cuz he’s black or half black and black dudes only care if a pussy is white to get up in it.
Here are the boring pictures….
Here’s a song called Whooty to Walk You Through the fact that Black Dudes Like White Chicks no matter what….
The event they attended wasn’t a total bust, some hot pussy showed up to make up for the disgusting that is Katy Perry….
What the fuck is this costume that Katy Perry is wearing and why is it so tight. I made it pretty fucking clear to Katy Perry that her dumpy ass body has no business being half naked or in spandex. Catsuits are not made for dogs, if you know what I mean….
I get it. She thinks that being popular or having a popular song means people want to fuck her, I know she doesn’t realize there’s nothing remotely attractive about her, but what I don’t understand is why she’s not performing in a Snuggie like she should be.
Speaking of fat girls ruining good things, I was walking down the street the other day and saw a group of fat fucking girls in their school girl outfits. I thought to myself, why are they allowed to wear those, shouldn’t they have a size limit, the girls who don’t make the cut get the sweatpants. Don’t they know that it’s a cliche fantasy for a fucking reason, it’s sacred, it doesn’t need their fucking french fry and cake eating ass to fucking ruin it for us.
That is why I applying for a job as a consultant for private school uniform policies….
Katy Perry is a sloppy, piece of shit of a girl who I hate. I am glad she took my Twitter advice to keep her shit under fucking wraps, I’m talking a Snuggie or something similar when she goes out in public because whenever I see her show just a little fuckin’ skin, that Kissed a Girl song jumps into the itunes in my head and I get all sexually confused, because girl on girl action is supposed to be the fucking fantasy, but Katy Perry on girl is just fucking awkward, fat, pale and ugly, making me wonder whether I am really a man or not and the answer to that question always comes back inconclusive.
Here is Katy Perry playing up the lesbian shit with a lip purse that she’s holding where her vagina would be, if her pussy lips weren’t thin like the lips on her face, she just doesn’t realize if she’s trying to be funny she should rotate that shit 90 degrees. See that’s me being a mathmetician. I am dyin. I have a hangover and I can’t figure out anything funny to say about this pig and her pussy purse, but I’ll put the pictures up anyway.
I slept in again. I guess it happens. The site is slowly dying, so I guess me droppin’ off, only makes sense.
What doesn’t make sense is Katy Perry. This girl has nothing going for her. She’s ugly, she can’t sing and when I was sent this video of her singing one of her original songs back in 2005 when she was just starting out, I couldn’t help but think it was a fucking joke. You know something you’d expect Saturday Night Live or Funny Or Die to produce as a satire viral video or something, so when I realized she was serious and that this Girl Interrupted Gone Wild garbage was what paved the way for her superstar status today. Not that I expected any of the shit she’s ever produced to be anything of substance, you know since she’s a fucking joke, but I would have never expected her career to take off the way it did based on this shit about vagina, even though Box has been her claim to fame.
Here she is the other day in some ugly sweater that matches her ugly face.
Based on Katy Perry’s body type, I figure she likes licking ice cream more than she likes shoving her tongue down other girl’s throats, because she’s fat.
Despite popular belief, that’s got nothing to do with her being ugly, it just adds a little more reason to hate her and her success…
I was on this Celebration kick all day and I have to balance it out with these pictures of Katy Perry, because even with her tits, there’s nothing worth celebrating. She doesn’t deserve to be famous and tits aren’t enough to get you famous and I like to think that either is sucking dick to the top, but I’m sure I’m wrong about that one, since Katy Perry has a career…oh right…she has a career cuz she kissed a girl, I guess that’s not really the same thing. Check out her tits, they may be celebrating something, but she’s makin it hard for me to join in on the festivities…
Dumpy Katy Perry tried to get sexy in some performance the other day by wearing some cat suit with leopard print on it. Pretty cliche or obvious but Katy Perry is not capable of being sexy. She could be up on stage doing a high school girl masturbation scene and I’d still want her to stop. She’s awkward, she’s annoying and she’s fat you just can’t see it because you are a pervert, or a chick who is fatter than her and admitting she is fat means you have admit you’re fat, but I can tell that her midsection looks it is fighting with a pair of spanx and losing. I hate her and she isn’t a sex symbol just because guys will fuck her or because she sings about obvious sex fantasies, guys will fuck anyone and girl on girl action isn’t always hot, you know especially when the girls involved are the two fat chicks dykes no guy wants to fuck unless they are drunk so let’s just put things into perspective.
Katy Perry is keeping things weak, fabricated, contrived, staged, fake, and totally fucking bullshit by bringing out her guitar on stage at some event somewhere in Europe.
Not only is her entire record deal and idea of talent some kind of lie I don’t fucking understand, as is the fact that people like hearing her fake sexual fantasies in song and give her attention for it, despite her dyking out being really disgusting, you know like the ugly lesbian in high school who was a lesbian because no one would take her boyish good looks to prom and vagina was the only answer, but the biggest lie of it all is that she’s got sex appeal just because she’s got big tits and some perverts give her attention for it, when in reality, she’s just fat.
So I guess seeing her rock the guitar fits in with everything else she’s doing and it’s just another reason to hate her a little more than I did yesterday. Thanks Katy Perry. You cunt.
