I can smell the dripping horny pussy from here…Kelly Brook must be at her sexual peak and her biological clock must be ticking…or maybe she’s just trying to put on a show for the small amount of the public who actually know and care about who she is…or maybe she’s just being possessive and overcompensating because her athlete boyfriend is probably dippin’ his gym shorts in a whole lot of other pussy cuz that’s what pro athletes do and I guess she’s just trying lay her stake for the world to see and I find the whole thing desperate and disgusting…rent a fucking room you whore…I hate horny girls because there’s nothing hot about a girl losing herself to her pussy’s itch…acting all swoony and pathetic…I prefer a girl who hates sex and is only letting me inside her because I’m either paying or raping.
Kelly Brook’s rocking some corset lookin outfit like she’s a whore from the 1800s or some shit, you know like she was in Moulin Rouge or walking the streets of London before dying of Syphlis, all making me wish I was dressed like Jack the Ripper, you know the guy who would kidnap whores and bring them back home for play time, only instead of stabbing her violently and killing her, since that’s really not my thing, I’d definitely try to kill her with my dick….
I’m not sure what that means, but I think it means I like her or at least like her outfit….
As a fat man, I have no choice but to appreciate these pictures of a bitch who combines some of my favorite things to make this highly erotic image, pastries and tits…Sure, I’m not as bad when it comes to food as my wife, she’s a serious pig and I’ve heard her cum eating a brownie and I don’t find food a sexual thing at all, it just fills some of my voids when I am not drunk….
I don’t remember who Kelly Brook is, but she’s topless on stage and it isn’t as fun as it was a few minutes ago, I think I’m hypoglycemic and getting cranky and need some sugar as a pick me up….now I’m starting to sound like my pig wife and for that I should go kill myself, or eat this cake my wife brought home last night….because really at this point…who really cares…I just don’t understand why the plays I was forced to go to never had naked pussy in it….I guess it is just further proof that I suck at life.
I am a fan of charities that pressure women to get naked or half naked for the cause in efforts to generate buzz. The ones that real strike a chord with bitches and makes them think they are heartless cunts if they don’t get naked for the cause. At least that’s what the pervert who runs the shit tells them, when in reality he’s just some foot festishist who jerks off to the pictures too racy to make the campaign and pulls a huge salary off his “Not for Profit Organization” cuz everyone knows charities are a fucking money makin’ scam that works because veryone is too nice to question their intentions or target them as being con artists and the people behind charities are usually smart enough to keep the books clean as to not ruin a good thing they have running, like having the power to get celebrities in lingerie.
The highlight of this Kelly Brook campaign is that she brags about being a gold diggin’ whore who dates a rugby player who pays her for sex with expensive shoes, I mean besides the latex thigh highs…..
Kelly Brook got some gig posing naked for Ralph Lauren, the downside is that she's covering her pussy with a bunch of flowers, which is a bit of a stretch because I hear her pussy hasn't got anything in common with flowers, despite what she wants people to believe, and more in common with rotting meat in the dumpster outside my butcher shop down the street. I don't know if thst's true, I just had nothing to really say about her since I know nothing about her or pictures of naked bitches with flowers, I just know that I once bought my wife roses and tried to convince her to let me fuck her with one back in the day, but only cuz I thought a "thorn in her pussy" would be a hell of a funnier expression that a "thorn in her side" and knew she needed to feel it first hand to really have conviction when dropping that line in public. Unfortunately, shit never came to fruition cuz she ruins all my fun. I have no idea what kind of drivel I am talkin' but I do know that Ralph Lauren photoshopped her pussy out, defeating the whole point in having her fucking naked to begin with, assholes....
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Kelly Brook stars in these latest horrible upskirt pictures. I don’t even know if I can make out ass, pussy or panties because of all the fuckin’ shadows and shitty photographic skills of the highschool drop out, immigrant, refugee the paparazzi gave a Digital SLR to to get pictures for them, but shit’s good enough to give you a good idea of the dimensions so that you can build your 3D model the area so that you can imagine where she hides her shit while you jerk off you fucking weirdo.
I wonder if I’ll ever get tired of calling you assholes virgins who can’t get laid….and after much thought and analysis it turns out that I doubt it…
Pornstar Riley Steele is in some mainstream movie called Piranha 3-D with Kelly Brooke, which proves, yet again, that fucking on camera, is not a career killer, despite what every girl I try seducing into sending me sexy videos thinks.
Riley’s probably one of the better looking girls in porn and I heard somewhere that she was recruited into porn by Jesse Jane when in line at some in store signing Riley went to with a boyfriend.
Jesse Jane stole her away from her normal life and brought her into a life of porn, like anyone who is lookin’ out for your best interests would, leaving her homeboy in the fuckin’ dust, forcing him to jerk off to her on video but giving him the bragging rights that he once dated this cunt before she was getting paid to fuck, that lead to her getting paid to be in Mainstream, you know before she was rich and famous.
Here she is hanging with Kelly Brook….lookin like the cheesy porn chick that she is…
If you’re wondering why I am taking so long to post pictures, it’s because I paid a homeless dude 2 dollars to let me take a picture of his dick. I am now wondering if that makes me gay or not, but after lookin’ at these pictures of Kelly Brook, some UK model no one cares about, and her ridiculous tits, I realize, I’m definitely not, I just like exploiting the desperate, no matter what gender they are. Here she is in some staged bikini/bathing suit pics.
Who the fuck is Kelly Brook and why the fuck is she dressed like a fucking Easter Bunny, when we all know that it’s not fucking Easter, it’s still fucking winter and we’re not fucking celebrating the death of Jesus by eating fucking chocolate and hiding hard boiled eggs around the house for our asshole kids, and we’re not at fucking Church or bible camp, so you can wipe that smile off your face and stop celebrating how great your life is, because you really just look like my hangover piss with a set of tits….something that would probably make my hangover piss more fun to clean up off the walls, floor, bed, and everywhere else it ends up.
Kelly Brook’s out in a bikini and not that many other celebrities are, so I have no choice but to post her shit and I mean shit because there’s nothing I hate more than a sloppy soft lookin’ bitch. I don’t believe in the whole doughy body represents femininity, we don’t live in the late 1800s, where doughy meant she wasn’t a malnourished dying poor person who just ate her last potato, the kind of girl who wouldn’t die having your babies due to weakness, and big floppy tits aren’t enough to make me appreciate the shit, because with big tits comes big everything else and I am talking about her labia.
It seems like the world isn’t running out of doughy bitches, so those of you who like them should be happy. Just the other day I was waiting in line at a food court counter and this bitch cut the line in front of me because she claimed to be hypoglycemic and needed to eat before passing out, and proceeded to order a full sized pizza and a sugar-cured ham sandwich with extra mayo and no tomatoes or lettuce to get in the way of getting fatter. Not that has anything to do with Kelly Brook or her high waisted bikini bottoms designed to hide her gunt/muff gut/ ponch or whatever the fuck you call the bubble above the cunt or the fat in the upper pussy area.
These pictures are a couple of days late and by the looks of her tits, so is her period, because the only explanation for tits that swell like the waves she is playing in, is “unwanted” pregnancy. I mean we can’t blame her, she’s on a romantic Holiday Season vacation with her boyfriend, it’s only natural to stop taking her pill a month prior to leaving on the romantic Holiday Season, because all she wanted for Christmas was a baby and he kept saying he wasn’t ready yet. I don’t really know what the fuck I am talking about, or who the fuck I am talking about because I can’t place this Kelly Brook bitch and I am too hungover to research the shit, but I do know she’s got some big ol’ tits and is on vacation with her boyfriend, so I just put 2 and 2 together, if you know what I mean.
Kelly Brook is some model who has gone to far and tried to make the move into acting, but the good news is that the directors of the play “Fat Pig” that’s going on in the UK, didn’t really take her seriously enough to give her a serious role and her acting on stage consists of her running around in a bikini. I don’t know if she has any dialogue and I hope she doesn’t, because it would really take away from what she’s good at, and throw the audience off, like the time I accidentally walked into a transexual bar and thought the girl I was talking to was a girl, until it’s tongue was halfway down my throat and it was too late to turn back because I didn’t want to hurt any feelings, but a little less psychologically abusive.
Here are some pictures of Kelly Brook out for lunch with her man Billy Zane and her thong is riding pretty fuckin’ high or her pants are riding pretty fuckin’ low. She reminds me of those trashy bitches I see at clubs in their 5 dollar pair of white tight pants or short skirt who deliberately jack their thong up like it’s some kind of fashion accessory, because I guess when you’re a slut, you’re underwear becomes the most expensive or luxurious part of your wardrobe and you want the world to know that you’re a new woman, who is wearing underwear that no matter how many drinks you buy her, she probably won’t suck your dick or let you take that underwear off with your mouth, unless you are the bartender. She is the kind of slut who goes to the tanning salon to get thong tan line because she thinks it’s sexy to look like she’s wearing a thong at all times by skin discoloration effects. All I know is that the real sluts out there aren’t wearing underwear, they are too busy shoving things inside their cunt. So despite Kelly Brook having been a half naked model we all want to fuck but settled with Billy Zane’s penis, she’s not an official slut, just a poser and here is her thong.
The thing I find funny about Kelly Brook promoting her signature lingerie line is that she’s not wearing any of it at the launch, instead she’s standing with models who are uglier than her in the lingerie. It’s some kind of fat manager shit that you see in bars, where the hot girl surrounds herself with table scraps so all the motherfuckers come up to them because they are the prize in the group. I don’t really understand why hot girls are way more fucked up than ugly chicks, but I guess it’s worth the pain you go through, because fucking a hot chick is a hell of a lot more interesting to look at when fucking than an ugly chick, even if that ugly chick over-compensates by giving the best head in the fucking world, and the hot chick refuses to suck dick and just lies there like she’s getting her hair done, it’s some psychological shit that you can’t get with an ugly girl, where the entire time you’re giving yourself high fives in your head for landing such a dime because you know the best you should be getting is the ex heroin addict who works at your 24 hour convenience store but you somehow ran enough game to get the prize….and whenever you win it’s a fuckin celebration, but you wouldn’t know anything about that and either would I because I suck at life.
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