Kim Cattrall brought her 52 year old small tits out for a good time, in efforts to save some painting in London . Art is always a good excuse to get naked, it’s been something I’ve tried over and over again but has always managed to fail, because I am asking the wrong girls who don’t grasp the concept of art because they are too busy getting naked for money and because I usually have a boner and creepy look in my eyes, but if you find the right girl and you convince her that you have a vision, one deeper than just wanting to see her pussy, you’ll be able to get her naked and doing all kinds of weird shit while you snap off pics, the only problem is that girls who get naked for art are usually fat, have big bush, or are old….

Cattrall proves that theory that I came up with years ago when auditing a college level drawing class because I had no job and nothing better to do and was told there were always nude models. By the 5th week of going to this shit, I figured out that the nude models were 75% of the time men, and the 1 woman we had was probably 60, and unlike Cattrall, who proves why small tits age better, they had actual tits, the kind that no man would ever want to see if they wanted to stay straight, possibly proving why artists are fags. I ended up giving up on drawing, because apparently the teacher wasn’t down with what I was coming up with using the crayon I stole from a diner’s kid’s menu activity, and when she found out I didn’t belong in the class, I got banned.

Either way, older girls have this confidence to get naked and fuck proper, that’s why people have MILF fetishes, because they are easy to get anal with, since their pussies are just as dry, and the whole thing just frustrates me, because I don’t get why they didn’t have that same hot attitude when they were younger, and not passed their expiry date…it’s just all a fucking waste, here are those pics….

Here is Kim Cattrall in a bikini because Sex in the City is still around, even though all the girls involved shouldn’t be having sex because they are all old, haggard, horse-faced, damaged goods that look like they’d be better off picking up their kids from Dance Class, than pickin’ up dudes at the grocery store and slutting out with them in the canned goods aisle.

I never watched the show because I think it’s detrimental to society and because I am not a fag. It gives girls the idea that this fantasy life of being independent, strong, career women who fucks different dudes every episode like a useless slut is the way a cosmopolitan woman should live, while drinking a cosmopolitan. Reality is that it just leads to herpes, emotional emptiness and credit card debt from buying designer clothes trying to keep up with the other younger, tighter, slutty competition,.

But the old who hold onto this slut fantasy, eventually die alone, depressed and addicted to anti-depressants and opiates because women are coded to make babies and be mom’s but now they’ve let their fun go to far and their vagina dried up….it feels like just yesterday when they were taking 3 loads from 3 different men a day, now the only loads their taking are the ones they are scooping out of their Adult Diapers.

Either way, Kim Cattrall is the kind of old lady I’d let knit me a sweater. Her body-shaping bikini makes me wanna change her diaper, with my mouth.