Mary Kate Olsen and Ben KIngsley are in a movie that may already be out but I’m not really up to date on shit called “The Wackness”. It is about 1994 New York and Kinglsey and Olsen have a kissing scene that may be more of a sex scene but I really have no fuckin’ idea because I don’t care, it’s a fuckin’ movie and I am sure some of the scum this girl has dated has been a lot worse for her health than a 64 year old, like Paris’ Stavros and every sluts’ Heath Ledger probably lead to herpes when Kingsley just leads to mental anguish and unfortunately not Alzheimers.

Age differences don’t gross me out because guys no matter what age they are will be able to find at least one girl young enough to be their grand daughter who was raised without a dad and who looks to him for support and who he looks to for hot sex with a young girl, so it’s kinda just the way things work and the exciting thing is not exploring her tight little pussy but the discounts you get when you go to the amusement park on dates and get in with the Father-Daughter price. Only in this case, you are with a daughter you can fuck instead of a daughter you awkwardly accidentally walk in on and don’t know how to process her hot body because you know you made it, you know you can’t like it, but you know that it’s porn-worthy.

Maybe the looks you get when you are a grey haired fat dude and you’re making out with a tight bodied 18 year old aren’t because people are disgusted by you and are infact just jealous because when I am 64, the one thing I know I’d want is a 20 year old on my dick and that’s the end of this.

Here are some pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg making out with some Gossip Girl motherfucker. I figured this would upset some of you Buffy fans who still masturbate to Buffy reruns and have her pictures printed up and put into a scrapbook you keep under your bed. It’s really just a numbers game since Buffy was designed for losers and so was the Internet and since I have a website and you are reading it, then you are a loser too, possibly one whole liked Buffy.

The good news is that it’s passover and Jews aren’t allowed to eat yeast so no one will be lickin’ your favorite pussy for the next week so you can be happy that this kiss doesn’t lead to her promised land, but at the same time, realize that she’s getting paid to make out with some dude, which to me is total prostitution. I wonder what Moses would have to say about this…..

Yes, I am capable of making really bad jokes.