Here are some pictures of Nicole Richie on her way to and on Letterman. The story is that she’s knocked up. She’s been to the doctor and it’s confirmed according to real celebrity gossip sites. So that means that Nicole and her fucking loser Good Charlotte boyfriend who I can’t stand because he’s a fucking cunt poser who has little to no talent haven’t admitted or denied the story. I guess her anorexics can’t get pregnant approach to contraception really worked out amazing for her and I hope this thing, if it’s really in there, doesn’t come to term because the last thing we need is for this cunt to be procreating, it’s probably already been “dealt” with, but even if it isn’t “dealt” with we could have a lot of good laughs at watching this bitch balloon on her 90 lbs frame. It’ll be like watching 12 year old dudes pretending they are pregnant in a school play and we’ll all get a laugh out of it.

That said, I was watching a show on college binge drinking at a friends house the other day and they said that binge drinking was considered 4 drinks in a 2 hour period 3 times a week. I thought that was nothing, I drink 4 drinks in half an hour, but I think that still falls into the binge drinking category. I was pretty happy to find out that I am not an alcoholic but a college binge drinker. I feel like telling the young college girls that on the street will lead to some girls gone wild flashing…