Sure being married has nothing on raping young chicks in hotel rooms, because they want to make a couple extra bucks by dragging your name through the mud and you want to cum, but at least marriage is a constant. Something that never seems to go away no matter how badly you wish it did because you hate your wife more than you hate yourself and every little thing she does makes you want to jump off the fire escape of your third floor shit-hole of an apartment, even her smell and the way she breathes gets under your skin leading you to reach for the bottle because it’s the only way you can deal with the fact that she won’t get a divorce because she finds it embarrassing and admitting failure and even if she did want a divorce you wouldn’t be able to afford your modest lifestyle because her disability check is your life support. It’s a fucking trap or prison sentence at least that’s what I’ve heard.

Here are some pictures of Kobe Bryant’s wife’s ass in a bikini.