There are girls in the world who confuse me sexually because they are so fucking repulsive, Kathy Griffin is one of those people. I don’t know why she’s ever made it this far in her career, I hear its gotta do with her comedy that other ugly girls can relate to, but whatever it is, it’s ended up on the Today Show, yesterday.

This is a video of Kathy Griffin giving Al Roker a really shitty lap dance because she claims she will do anything she can on TV in hopes of getting attention and a paycheck, she’s pretty much hanging on with a thread and to prove it makes this really lame attempt at showing the world she just doesn’t care, he life is her craft and she’ll sacrifice it all for content because without her moderate fame, she’s pretty got nothing, which was pretty clear when I stared at her tits and my penis fell off, it could have just been an unrelated coincidence, but I blame her.

Either way, her lap dance is one that I would have asked for my money back if a hot chick did that shit on me, and one that would have ended with me throwing punches if Kathy Griffin did it to me but that’s just because she looks like some kind of demon and it would have just been an act of self defensive. I hope Al Roker washes his pants, because I hear she’s a squirter, especially when it comes to making contact with real men and not the men she sees on TV with her fat vibrator in hand.

From what I understand, Steve O has a new show called Dr Steve-O where he helps dudes get game, like he’s some fucking authority on having game. The girls he fucks are trash that fuck anyone famous who roles into town. Those are the kind of girls who think that getting with a dude they see on TV is some kind of status symbol or maybe it will lead to better things. They never look at themselves as groupies, they always think that they are the shit because the “famous” person could have had anyone they wanted, when in reality they probably could of because 90 percent of girls are groupies when it comes down to it. They are easily impressed by DJs, Actors, Comedians and that’s why famous people on any level have all the options in the world, but the thing these sluts don’t realize is that as fun as it is for the famous person to fuck them and as fun as it is for them to fuck the famous person, the famous person moves on to fuck different girls every night, while the slut just sits back at home and goes back to her everyday life with a story to tell her friends, who may act like they are jealous but deep down know that their friend is just a useless groupie slut.

Either way, this doesn’t seem to work for people with shitty blogs no one reads, based on personal experience, and the clip you see is of Steve-O making them make out with old ladies. This is a direct rip off of the Rad Girls , who by the way are fucking awesome and I’d totally be a groupie slut to get a chance to get in all three of them at the same time

I guess when you’re an asshole like Steve-O, coming up with original concepts is easier to get off the internet than actually doing something yourself, because you’re too busy getting wasted and eating your own vomit to get a couple of cheap laughs.

Bonus Leaked Clip - Trishelle Getting a Lap Dance Video

What’s up with drunken bitches being all slutty and shit? I don’t understand why a girl goes fuckin’ insane when out at some shitty bar named Joey’s after drinking a few too many Coors Lights and a Vodka Redbull. You know this kind of bitch works at your local diner, and she doesn’t put out for her boyfriends, but when she’s out ith her friends and gets a couple drinks in her, the next thing you know, she’s up on stage grinding her pussy in some fucker’s face, while her friend is flashing her pussy to the camera and that is the story of how all the straight lookin’ girls end up with herpes and abortions. It all starts with the bottle.

Here’s some video of an amateur lap dance competition, I am guessing it’s like a wet t-shirt competition, only instead of t-shirts that are wet, there’s a dude on a chair getting grinded. I find it trashy as all hell, but you’ll probably like it. But that’s cuz I like hot girls - not anything that has a set of tits, Low life.

Watch the Videos:

Lap Dance Fatty 1
Lap Dance Fatty 2
Lap Dance Fatty 3
Lap Dance Fatty 4