Larry King has no idea who Christina Aguilera is or what kind of music she sings. Sure, he’s 90 and wouldn’t have much use for Aguilera, it’s not like he can jerk off to her big fake tits like you do, so why would anyone expect him to know who she is. It’s not like she’s Britney Spears or anything.

This just further proves my point that Aguilera’s been drinking because she’s irrelevant in the world, her husband looks like a Holocaust survivor who was used as a test patient for experimental medication that left his face looking like some kind of science experiment and her new kid is taking up so much time demanding her tit and crying at night for her tit that she’s tired and haggard making the public want less of her tits, we’re like, put those things away and feed your baby you inadequate mother and now drinking is all she’s got going for her. It’s really what dreams are made of.

Here are some recent pics of Christina Aguilera and her Husband you all hate for getting to her womb first.