Here are some pictures of Fergie sweating as she celebrates Slash’s birthday by rockin’ leather pants and pretending she’s a fucking rockstar. I heard that these are a couple of weeks old and figured since I am old and tired and that I don’t really give a fuck about celebrities and what they are up to, it was only fitting to throw these up.

Now I don’t find Fergie hot, and I don’t really think seeing her sweating is something that would turn anyone on and if anything is kinda disgusting because I am old school and believe that when a woman sweats she’s a fucking sloppy pig and not someone I’d want to get naked. I remember when I used to steal clothes from the Laundromat, there was this really amazingly hot girl who I’d prey on because she’d go in, drop off her shit then fuck off for an hour, giving me a lot of time to get down to business. I remember taking some lacey shirt that I thought would feel amazing against my balls, and when I got into the bathroom, I noticed these yellow fuckin’ stains on the arm pitts, shit threw off my game, but I still managed to cum all over it and throw it back into the dryer before she got back to pick it up. Yeah, my life is pretty sad.

Her name is Jenny Frost and I have no idea why the paparazzi are taking pictures of her, but I can only assume it’s because of the kind of outfits she wears out to these high profile events like Kate Moss’ birthday a couple of days ago.

It turns out that this bitch is only 29, but looks like she’s a 40 year old ex porn star working the local strip club scene because she spent all her porn money on cocaine in the glory days. Luckily, she dresses a little classier than a 40 year old porn slut, that is if you think the girl in the corner of the bar showing everyone how she can stir martinis with her pussy ring is classy. You know, the kind of girl you can take back to your mom’s house with a group of friends and gang-jerk off on her face like in the movies you get off to.

I guess the real issue here is why you’d want to watch your friends jerk off on a girl, it seems kinda gay, but I guess it’s all fantasy, since you don’t have any friends to jerk off with and because even the lonliest fat suicidal chick who’s had a couple gallons to much to drink would still turn down getting eaten out by you, even if you threw in an extra large pizza and that, my friend, is pretty fucking depressing.

Here is Jenny Frost showing off her titties and stomach in a pretty stupid pair of hooker pants last week to get you through your shortcomings.