Amy Winehouse is on a roll. She’s been out half naked the last couple of weeks and it’s provided all of you sick fucks something to jerk off to. The nice thing about Amy Winehouse is that she’s changing society’s outlook on crackwhores, before she came along we all thought crackwhores were just good for cheap toothless blowjobs and now we know they can also be rich and successful. This bitch is breaking down stereotypes and deserves some fuckin’ respect.

The other thing she needs respect for is that she’s crazy and crazy people and crazy people are amazing. They don’t give a fuck about the rules of society and that means at any given time they have an impulse to do something like if they decide that it’s time to piss and they do it right there on the floor in the middle of the room full of people. The same thing goes for fuckin’, when they get the urge, they start their diddle, and despite the smells, it makes for a good time.