Mel B proves that you don’t have to have much of a face to get high paying jobs promoting lingerie which makes total sense because bras are for tits and only look good on faces when they are covering the ugly bitch you and you don’t want to make it too obvious or turn her off by using a pillow to cover her face so that you can keep your erection and finish what you started.
Her tits are retardedly big and have probably paid for themselves a bunch of times over proving that implants can be good investments especially when your beauty is fleeting and you need a distraction that allows dudes to still masturbate to you
It’s girls like Mel B that make me wish the monkeys of the jungle were stacked like this because it would make jerking off to Animal Planet a hell of a less challenging.
These Mel B pictures are from yesterday, so knowing you and your pervert ways, you’ve probably already seen them, I figured I’d post them anyway because I liked the grip the dude’s got on this bitch’s ass. It’s like dude landed this down on her luck single mother because her comedian boyfriend didn’t want to take any responsibility for the baby because he felt like she tricked him by turning the condom inside out to get knocked up to get what she wanted after he got what he wanted . So after her dreams of a picket fence future turned upside down and a whole legal battle to prove the baby was his, this dude moved in on her knowing she was an easy target because he was desperate for love making her willing to do anything to keep him around and by anything I mean she put out alot. Sure her pussy wasn’t as tight as it once was, but beggars can’t be choosers and it’s not everyday that this kind of lottery win happens.
Everyone is ripping on Scary Spice’s bikini pics because they think she looks like a fuckin’ wreck. Her last pics showed off some sort of growth or rash on her ass and the truth is that’s the kind of girl I am into. I think she looks pretty fuckin’ tight for a 30 something year old with a kid. It looks like the only damage done to her is an excessive amount of drinking and drugs, and if you were a retired Spice Girl with lots of money and not much to do with yourself, other than star on shitty reality TV shows about dancing, you’d be on drugs too.
The truth is that I like my women lookin’ like street whores because it helps me live out a whole lot of fantasies without having to deal with the smells or insanity that comes with letting a crack whore in your house and that’s why these bikini pics are the hottest thing to hit since the last time I punched my wife in the face for crossing the line. Unfortunately for me, my wife is twice my size and she didn’t get as into me trying to beat her up as I thought she would so she ended up pulling some kind of wrestling move that I didn’t think she had the stamina to do, leaving me bruised and bed ridden for 3 days, but it was worth it because it kept her off my jock and having her try to hustle my dick is pretty fuckin’ scary…a hell of a lot scarier than Scary Spice in a bikini.
Here are some Mel B, Scary Spice, Woman With Illegitimate Kid Who’s Baby Daddy Wouldn’t Admit it’s His Because She’s Obviously a Quality Chick So She Had To Get a Paternity Test Like She Was White/Black Trash on Maury, Melanie Brown in some kind of unitard that’s touching her ass, tits and vagina all at the same time like some miracle fabric. She’s leaving dance practice for the upcoming dancing with the stars and I think shit is hot and by hot I mean better than nothing. She was the Spice Girl with the hardest nipples and the on the top of my list to fuck provided their careers ended and she ended up on the street like most girls I charm with my low income. Unfortunately, it didn’t happen because of shows like Dancing With The Stars that are there to give everyone a second fucking chance that they don’t deserve.
So here she is looking alright for someone who just had a kid, she’s bigger but if you put her next to my fat wife she’d look like this anorexic chick we used to lock in a room and force to eat a cupcake because watching the struggle made for good times. She’d cry about how sweet it was and she’s gag and shit and it was just a fucking cupcake. I wish my wife had that problem…but she’s more into eating every cupcake at the neighbor’s kid’s birthday party leaving 20 kids pretty fucking unhappy.
Her name is Melanie Brown but she also goes by Scary Spice, Mel B and Melanie B, but I guess it doesn’t matter what she goes by when she’s rocking tits like this. I know she just had Eddie Murphey’s baby which is weird because I thought he banged trannies and trannies don’t have lady parts and can’t get pregnant but either way, she’s is all full of milk and cool enough to show them tits off. The group of mom’s that meet up at my local coffee shop dress like fucking homeless people in over-sized jogging outfits like they have given up on life. These bitches are tired, bored and probably hate each other, but only hang out because all their single friends are out having fun, or working. The closest thing to sexy that they do is lick the icing off the cake seductively reminding us all how they got pregnant and of what they are going to look like in 5 years.
Either way, bitch is prepping for Dancing with the Stars because she’s obviously starved for attention and trying to hold onto that little bit of fame she has and she’s doing it with her tits out because tits are one of the best ways to get attention.
Point of this post is to say that it’s nice to see the progress black women have made in society that to see a set of their tits we don’t have to hit up national geographic.
So I’ll Tell You What I Want, What I Really Really Want, and that’s for the Spice Girls to go back in time and look like they used to . I know that aging is all part of life, otherwise we’d never get old and life would be all Peter Pan pedophile shit, but looking at them now, all post pregnancy or currently pregnant brings back pretty vivid drunken memories of me trying to jerk off to their music videos. I guess what I am trying to say is that life ends for a chick after she gives birth, her body goes to shit and she should probably do whatever she can to stay out of the public eye as much as possible, because sometimes it’s nice for us to remember the good times, and not be forced to witness the demise…Sure, I can respect that having a family and creating life and all that shit is beautiful in theory, but no one ever said it makes you pretty and I have little interest is seeing a once tight bodied Scary Spice’s Eddy Murphey induced cellulite. That’s all I have to say about that.
On a side note, I have no idea what they are doing hanging out together, I can only assume they are going to try to cash in on being mom’s by launching some children’s album or some shit, but they are probably more like the moms who meet at my starbucks after doing mommy yoga together, to discuss how amazing life is and how having a baby changed their life forever, setting up a life of competing amongst friends about which kid is the best and laughing at their single friend who is still going out every night and fucking random men trying to fill that void…..At least they are doing it dressed like sluts….
