Megan Fox is comforting her boyfriend at a Mexican restaurant because he just realized that he is Brian Austin Green, the asshole from 90210 and he can’t quite figure out how he landed such a young hot piece of ass being Brian Austin Green, since it’s not 1995 anymore, and either can we, but I hear despite the initial shock, he’s happy that he has hot pussy to distract himself with because it is a much better outcome than his original plan of escaping that “90210 role of a lifetime” that seems to follow him everywhere by killing himself, it’s just not a better outcome for us.

Her name is Karla Edecan, she’s a Mexican Cheerleader and she has a sex tape. I am not like my black friend who always looked the other direction when a black girl would get up on stage to strip. He thought that shit was going against all his people had gone through and that disgusted him. I feel like seeing a hot Mexican chick getting fucked brings me back to my roots and doesn’t go against much and feel like every single girl should be documenting their sex so that I can get a glimpse into it as that is the closest I will ever get to fuckin’ them….

Either way, she lost her deal promoting the Mexican phone company which from what I heard is just two messenger donkeys, but it’s still a big deal for her I guess….and I am surprised considering everyone has a fuckin’ sex tape these days. We shouldn’t be slapping these girls hands to punish them, we should be inserting dildos in their asses and filming the shit because that is the next level of entertainment…at least according to me.