If you were scared that you wouldn’t get your chance to see the Mini Me having sex with a regular sized girl because you are a sick fuck who gets off to sick things and who is probably a threat to society despite the fact that you get off to these things in the privacy of your own home and are not out hustling midgets at a short people convention and by hustling I mean raping, because of the whole lawsuit out against all the companies involved in releasing the sex tape, you are in luck.

Some Chinese company got their hands on the sex tape and are selling it for 10 dollars and that means it is probably already out on the Internet to download. I haven’t bothered trying to get it because the internet connection I am on is fucking shit and it is taking me an hour to upload an image, but I figure you and your creepy yet crafty internet ways will be able to find it and do all the dirty things you want to do with it until your mom finds it on the computer and organizes a sit down with you to discuss the direction of your life, where you will have to play off that you were just curious to see one of your favorite actors doing it, because you were convinced it was all just some weird joke until seeing his mini penis/arm entering her vag, to which she will probably ask to watch the clip with you for a good awkward and uncomfortable laugh and she will finally understand where you are coming from because the real tragedy in all this is that Mini Me has never been recognized for an Oscar for any of his work.

So the Mini Me sex tape brings families together according to me. It also cures sex offenders. And it can be all yours motherfucker.

I was always about equal opportunity fucking. I figure that sex is a good thing and that everyone, despite their social inadequacies should be able to find someone to fuck. That was until I heard about the Mini Me sex tape. Truth is that I was trying to ignore this shit like it was a bad nightmare that it is and decided that somethings are better left ignored, but when I saw pictures of the slut in the video and listened to her radio show I had no choice but to post about it because this girl is an opportunist Jew trying to make it in Hollywood and this is her strategy and I feel for the poor little midget guy that got sucked into this because he just wanted to get laid and the only way he could get it was by promising her the exposure she wants.

I can assume that the first and only celebrity who spoke to her and was willing to fuck her, because lets face it, up until this point the only sex dude’s been getting is with hookers, was a midget/dwarf/monster who is hardly a celebrity and she decided that this will be her big break and by big I mean desperate attempt to have a break that will make her stick out from the other girls with the same dreams as her.

What she doesn’t realize is that this isn’t going to make her career, it is going to ruin any chance of having a career, because having a sex tape when you are a rich socialite with some other rich cokehead is one thing, while having sex with a mutant is in a whole other thing, a thing that disgust pretty much everybody in the fucking world, all while bringing hope to midgets/dwarves/mutants everywhere.

Either way, this is a sex tape that you will probably jerk off to because you always had a thing for the whole idea of having a miniature version of yourself to make your masturbating a lot more interesting and less lonely than it already is, but I am sure this is going to be a huge hit to your ego when you realize that Mini Me is more hung than you.

Her name is Ranae Something Jewish and here are her pics and radio interview, one that tells a girl’s tale of poverty, desperation and dreams of grandeur leading her into a very dark place with a very scary creature who promised to make those dreams a reality…. I was going to call this post What Won’t a Jew do for Money, but didn’t.