I guess Lily Allen has lost all trust in her womb and has decided to wear outfits designed to deal with the problems it has historically proven to cause her. Sure the miscarriage could have been caused by her smoking and drinking while pregnant but the good news is that shit won’t ruin another pair of perfectly good pants if for whatever reason another miracle decides to leave her and that miracle is that anyone would be willing to stick their dick in this bitch, until you consider the money she’s got, in which case it’s just a good fiscal decision.

Either way, it’s good to see how crafty she deals deals with such a painful situation like she won’t let anything get her down and it reminds me of the time I cut a hole in my pant pocket to have easier access to get myself hard before pulling my dick out for girls on public transit…because it’s not creepy unless it’s a boner. It’s a fact, I did a survey.

I guess having a miscarriage feels pretty weird, especially when you really wanted to have the baby to keep your electronic music producing boyfriend attached to you for life, so much so that she drank and smoked the fetus out of her…..that’s why she’s makin’ such crazy faces.

At least the pregnancy wasn’t a total waste and she got herself some pregnancy weight out of it and I know that’s every girl’s dream….Maybe she won’t be painting the nursery this weekend or signing up for pre-natal aquarobics but at least she has fatter thighs than ever…I hear guys love that about girls with a broken uterus.

Here are some pictures of Lily Allen blocking an upskirt moment that is reminiscent of a mother hiding her rapist/mudering son in the closet from the police when they come looking for him, but that’s just because her junk killed her baby.

I don’t know why I like hitting up Lily Allen with the baby killing jokes, it seems pretty insensitive, but I guess it’s not as insensitive as she was when she was huffin’ smokes and drinking while knocked up. I usually call that the poor man’s abortion and is pretty much the same thing as pretending you’re having nightmares and punching your knocked up girlfriend in the stomach or even staging a car accident that hurts your girl just enough to get rid of the problem because you’re a selfish and sick fuck who just isn’t ready for this kind of responsibility.

Here are some pictures of Lily Allen shopping. No, she’s not shopping for baby clothes or furniture for her nursery or even toys for her baby and that’s because her baby is dead.

She’s probably shopping to ease the pain from her loss, a loss I hope she didn’t fish it out of the toilet or scrape off of her panties and put in a jar that she keeps next to her bed, because that would be disgusting…..

The fact that I wrote that is disgusting, I am an evil man, but I am not the one who was drinking and smoking during my pregnancy. I am keeping it here, because editing posts is for losers.