I don’t like older women unless they are ex-supermodels…..or I guess hot…which happens really rarely but does happen sometimes because there are people who bounce back from having kids, or who never have kids and are vain enough to keep up appearances, but it is pretty fucking rare and easier to just want to bang 18-35 year olds….
That said, Stephanie Seymour, a chronic homewrecker and Guns and Roses wrecker, was one of the original Victoria’s Secret models back in 1990, before anyone knew who Victoria’s Secret was. She was also a SI Swimsuit model and now she’s still modeling her swimsuit, only instead of being her young hot self, she’s a mom of two….with a mom of two body that is better than most mom of two bodies but not quite where I like bodies to be…but the good news is she’s showing off nipple….
It’s been a shitty day for celebrity jerk off material, so I figured I’d do what I used to do back when I had a TV and couldn’t find a music video that got me hard, or a french movie that had a nude, or a female figure skating competition to jerk off to, so I’d tune into the fashion channel where no matter what time of day at least one nameless model would be in a dress that was see thru and one nipple would be enough to make me cum.
Now this is a whole new generation, this site isn’t the only site online, and if anything you landed here accidentally, and if this was TV, I wouldn’t have been given a digital channel like I was Ted Turner, but I like to think you came thru lookin for something hot, and you’re probably already gone and jerking off to tranny porn you are into, but consider this fashion show nipple a little throwback to a simpler time, you know back when cumming was easier and less distracting with way less options….
I like to believe that you have played with tits at least once in your life, whether you have paid to play with tits at the stripclub, or actually had a girlfriend who let you play with her tits, I hope that you took advantage of those tits and had a way with those tits and got over excited in playing with those tits that lead to you accidentally biting those tits and having the owner of those tits scream in pain, slap you across the face, put her clothes back on like the pain you caused made her sober and realize what she was doing….making you wish you bit harder when you had the chance….so next time you are in that situation, let this man be you guide….follow his lead…cuz he takes biting nipples serious….
America produces best selling artists by designing hit songs based on the psychology and chemistry of the human brain. Endless research has gone into what we retain, what we repeat and why shit is in my brain when I wake up, even when I don’t listen to the music, in some Josie and the Pussycat shit that is real life because all America cares about is makin’ money…no matter how ugly and annoying and bullshit Lady Gaga and her act is.
The UK, does things proper by attaching hot pussy to bad music, like they did with The Saturdays by putting a couple members of S Club 7 Junior also known as S Club 8 who you probably jerked off to when they were 11 and putting them together with some other hot pussy to give you music videos and press shots you can jerk off to.
Here is one of their members, named Frankie Sandford showing off her tits for you, because she’s nice like that.
After seeing Sharon Stone’s face slowly melt off, her neck weathered as shit, it’s almost embarrassing admitting that I still jerk off to screen shots of her pussy from Basic Instinct, but unfortunately for me, compared to the other things I’ve jerked off to over the years, her old weathered pussy is actually acceptable. I mean there have been real desperate times where real weird shit has gone down that I don’t necessarily ever want to talk about, but I’ll give you a hint and that hint is Rosie O’Donnell in that movie where she was in dominatrix gear and that’s not even scratching the surface of the dark places I’ve been with my dick…..together we are modern day explorers who never have to leave my couch.
I’m really fucking slacky lately, I only got access to these Tila Tequila pictures a few hours ago, mainly because I don’t give a fuck about Tila Tequila or what fucking cry for attention this bitch is into, unless that cry for attention involves her killing her useless self on webcam, or in some kind of sex tape, or even on the fucking nightly news live, because her demise and her fall from her peak is funny as hell, what isn’t funny is all the noise she’s making on her way down, whether it’s singling me out and annoying me and anyone who follows her on twitter, or whether it’s her releasing blowjob vidoes, her claims she’s a full blown lesbian and really everything she fucking does and I haven’t figured out why I’m bothering keeping this shit alive two days later, but I assume it is strictly because of laziness.
Claire Danes tit has always bored the fuck out of me. She’s always been flat cheseted and has never worn a bra and it’s been about as exciting as being a straight man hanging out in the gym lockeroom, not that I ever go to the gym, but I did have a free membership at the YMCA back when I was homeless and I would go in there sometimes to shower and shave when I got tired of smelling my own ass but kept it limited because it turns out the YMCA is a place where homos go to hook up and sex offenders go to look at little kids and the whole thing is uncomfortable to me and makes me wonder why the police dont just set up shop there to catch the predator, but not as uncomfortable as Claire Danes’ big nipple on her small tit makes me when I am forced to look at it because bitch finds bras uncomfortable and unnecessary or some shit.
Here’s some dog faced Dancing with the Stars dancer who was destined to be a stripper giving lap dances saving up for new tits, but something went wrong in the plan and made her rich and famous on TV instead but at least she hasn’t lost touch with where she’s supposed to be right now, you know showing off her tits, what her destiny had planned for her to be doing, before getting all ambitious and going against the natural path paved for her, and I guess we should celebrate it, despite how shitty her tits are, because there’s nothing worse than a whore not embracing the very things that make her a whore by pretending to be above her whore behavior, making Cheryl Burke one to look out for and here are her nipples.
I love Eva Mendes tits, at least I loved them in one of the movies she showed them in, because as a Hispanic, showin tit is the only way to get work, unless you are America Ferrera, in which case staying fucking clothed is the only way to get work, seriously, I heard she went from producer to producer in auditions threatening to get naked if they didn’t give her the part, and I guess they had to do what they had to do to save their brains from being tainted and that’s got nothing to do with Eva Mendes or her pointy lookin’ nipple….
I guess after having Seal’s chocolate milk all over her face, all over her womb, all over her ass, all over her stomach, in her mouth, on her tits and pretty much everywhere else his massive black garden hose could reach her hot German body, it was only natural for her to do this photoshoot.
Twilight is the new kiddie porn, or porn designed for kids and shit is all the fucking rage. This past weekend I caught my friend watching the shit when I showed up to his house by surprise and motherfucker acted more awkward, embarrassed and uncomfortable than I did the time my stepdaugther caught me on the floor of her room sniffing a pair of her panties and jerking off to a picture of Britney Spears when she was 16. Seriously, shit is like a long played out emo music video that gets little girls wet and for that, they should shut down production of the movie, send the producers to jail for trying to seduce underage girls, and save the rest of us from serious garbage that I can’t believe even exists.
Here’s one of the stars, Ashley Greene and her a shitty hard nipple while lost on her way to a meeting, but at least her nipple isn’t as shitty as the project that made her nipple even allowed on the Paramount lot to meet with high powered execs to advance her career.
I have tried to convince the other celebrity blogs who sometimes answer my emails that we need to stop writing about Paris Hilton or posting pictures of her, not because we have the power to make her irrelevant, but because I like to think we do. The good news I don’t post shit about her, so that pretty much makes her non existent to me and that’s good enough, so I wasn’t going to post these Nicky Hilton shitty see thru pictures, thinking that maybe this was Paris Hilton’s way back into the limelight she never deserved, you know figuring out a way to exploit her ugly sister who was envious of her to get out there and get some coverage to pave the way for her big reveal, but figured that I shouldn’t get so emotionally invovled in all this, they spend no time thinking about me, so I shouldn’t waste my time thinking about them, and get back to just posting these cunts and laughing at their stupidity.
That said, here’s Nicky Hilton and a REAL shitty see thru.
Here is gutter slut Eva Longoria in some possibly sexy photoshoot depending on who you ask in a magazine called Citizen K, which looks like it could be Russian, but I’m not really that solid on identifying foreign languages so it really could be English for all I fucking know, since I never learned how to read.
What I do know is that Eva Longoria’s got a massive vagina, not because she is Mexican and every Mexican I know is designed to birth babies without realizing it, with pussies you can wear as a Nacho Libre mask, but because she’s married to a abnormally tall black man who probably makes the sex tape with her 5 foot frame comical, like a fucking circus performance.
Either way, the Russians or English behind this photoshoot released a pic of her nipple peakin out, I’m pretty sure her reps would put an end to this if they could, but when you fuck with Russia or England, they play by their own rules…
Sophie Monk released some posed bikini pictures with her nipple exposed. Her quest to fame is getting more and more desperate and that is a good thing because it means more and more nudity.
This is the kind of post that is pretty much hot enough to make my day and I don’t mean make my day in personal celebrity sexual fetish satisfaction, because I hate celebrities, but in terms of posting pictures of celebrities on the internet for idiots who still like reading and seeing pictures of celebrities, because apparently there are still some of you out there. Meaning I don’t have to post anything else today because we’ve got pretty much all we need with Sophie Monk tit.
This post may even be the post of the fuckin’ week since celebrity nudity is drying up almost as fast as Sophie Monk’s career, but before it fully fades into obscurity, she’s willing to pull all kinds of stunts, trying all she can to remind us she is still around, and it is workng because with a dry career comes a wet pussy in effort to lube up opportunities and by opportunity I mean producer cock.
I guess I technically never have to post, it’s not like this is my fucking job or anything, it’s just what I do to remind myself that living my own life is a waste of time when I can post pictures of other assholes who I fucking hate, despite the fact that I’d totally fuck….
I can’t really tell if I actually see nipples in these pictures, I figured I’d post them cuz it looks like those are nipples, even though I’m done with Rihanna and as an industry leader and trendsetter, excited to say that so are the rest of you and that it is only a matter of time when the rest of the world catches on and gives up on her too, forcing her to spend all her money stupidly over the next 5 years thinking something will eventually hit and pay out, but forcing her to head back to Barbados to work the beaches selling blowjobs like she did back when she was just 14 years old with a dream.
Sure, no one follows my lead, not even the retarded immigrant who I try to get to do stupid stunts to entertain me, so she’s probably here to stay, and here are her little pierced tits, to make keep her semi-relevant, I guess.
