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There is nothing hot about seeing a Holly Madison nipple slip, it’s actually pretty fucking standard considering we’ve all seen her naked because she’s some kind of Playboy model and nipple’s aint got shit on pussy, even if it is the boring and tame Playboy photographer’s idea of pussy and not the gaping fleshy mess kind of pussy I like.

The truth is her fake tits don’t even really belong to her, but her body was just a vessel for some Plastic Surgeon with some kind of God complex and parading them around for everyone to see is like showing off your new Honda Civic that you bought and that about 100,000 other people on the road have, it ain’t really a fuckin’ thing.

I’d much rather see the nipple of some unsuspecting girl like the Spanish girl I saw yesterday bending over to pick up her groceries and had no idea that her braless self was showing of some perky dark nipples and I was just in the right place at the right time because God doesn’t hate me as much as I hate myself I guess….

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