Do you realize that the joke that is Paris Hilton has filmed a stupid video and recorded an offensively stupid song, mocking the US Government, pushing a fake presidential campaign, and it is a piece of shit and all your fucking fault.

If 10 years ago, you showed resistance to the people who were pushing her into our lives, and didn’t watch her sex tape, her TV show, jerk off to her retarded face in magazines, or care about who she was fucking, how she was wasting her money living the glamourous star fucking life she lived, she’d be quiet rich kid that would be too busy crying about how daddy wasn’t there for her, while self medicating, and ideally committing suicide rather than polluting our world.

I think she’s one of the biggest jokes the freedom, capitalist American world has allowed to be created, because sometimes, being rich shouldn’t be able to buy you the kind of exposure her dad bought for her because they were tired of her annoying shit, and figured it would get her out of their hair.

I think the biggest downfall of our generation is that she headed the “anyone can be famous” movement, even if they have no talent or an uneducated but still smart enough to know how to brand and market hherself as a fluffy piece of materialistic bullshit to morons can understand and little girls can mimic.

This video makes me angry but I have to hand it to her, she really doesn’t let a herpes outbreak get her down, or out of a bathing suit, I guess those herpes commercials aren’t just lies…..and you can actually go dancing, horseback riding or do all other things people who don’t have herpes can do….unfortunately, for Parish Hilton, Herpes isn’t a terminal disease, but I’m still hoping cancer or Aids or a plane crash, or car accident, puts her out of her misery, and by her misery, I mean my misery in having to watch this shit.

So today is Pamela Anderson’s big Valentine’s Day striptease performance at some legendary Parisian club and she is rumored to be going fully nude. Now one would think that this bitch is too old and washed up to be getting naked for anyone other than her Gyno and the random wanderers who have no where better to go, but it turns out that her tits are only about 15 years old and that’s not really counting the upgrades she’s had done to them. So in reality, watching her tits is on some next level pedophilia and that makes me uncomfortable. The good news is that the rest of her is falling apart and I wouldn’t be surprised if her Uterus flew out of her and landed in some french man’s soup. The good news is that french people love soup so that won’t ruin it for him. Like the time I dropped a slice of pizza I bought with my last dollar a few years ago that some asshole spat on because I slapped his girls ass in line waiting…no wait I used that dollar to try to trick a wasted hooker into giving me a blowjob by telling her it was a 100 and I found the pizza on the ground after the asshole beat up the guy in front of me thinking he grabbed his girlfriend’s ass…when it was really me. I guess I have no problem with people I don’t know taking the heat for me…but I do know that hooker I confused tasted a hell of a lot worse than my dirty pizza and I assume Pam Anderson is just somewhere in between.

Either way, good luck with your dance Pam, it may be your last chance to shine and when you’re done will your old lady hepatitis vagina and big ol’ trashy tits be my Valentine?