With a name like DrunkenStepfather and content like mine, that sometimes makes sexual references to 16 year old girls who look like the mature kind of 16 year olds who are out giving blowjobs already, I do not promote sex offenders. Sure 14 is legal in Canada, or at least in my part of Canada, so I’ve never broken any laws in regards to the shit, but I am also a firm believer that if you aren’t 18, you should not be taking pictures of you topless, in your bra, doing amateur porn or any of that shit, because it always gets out there and it makes me a criminal for watching it. I never ask girls who are under 18 for nude pictures, or to get nude, even if they are drunk in a club and starving for male attention. So this ice cream truck driver is not me, despite what a reader who emailed me thought.

For the record, if I was a sex offender, I would be way more creative to get girls to flash me than to offer them ice cream or ask them to come to my van to check out my puppies, that shit’s too cliche, I’d just promise to introduce them to Miley Cyrus, but in his defense, he seems to be from Africa and in Africa girls are married and having kids by the time they are 13, or at least that’s what I’ve been told.

Soulja Boy did what any famous teenager would do and that’s bring a group of 10 year olds who find his nipples hot backstage because dude likes them young because backstage is the magical place where the artists get the groupies to do real bad things. I heard after this video was shot, Soulja Boy went on to wine them and dine them with his extensive Barbie collection and lured them back to his hotel room to see his new puppy. Any way you look at this shit, it’s fuckin’ creepy and awkward and criminal as far as I’m concerned and I can’t think of a better way to start up the week, other than staying in bed and not wasting my time updating this bullshit site while I could be watching Point Break, the best movie of all time, in case you were wondering.

This reminds me of a Soulja Boy joke my stepdaughter told me, that goes like this. Who does Soulja Boy invite to the after party, and you’re supposed to say YOOOOOOUUUU like that stupid superman that ho song, when in reality he invites ten year old and the worse thing about all this is that you are jealous. YOOOOUUUUU sick fuck.

Someone emailed me this video of some TV host in Holland who got a little too close to a little boy during a duet they performed together. I guess it could be the passion that one feels when singing with someone else, or maybe dude is just into little boys and wants the world to know because he’s tired of hiding it but I am going to say that shit is just a joke and a better joke than anything that airs on American TV because in America everything is censored and sex with little boys is so wrong that we can’t joke around about it. Now, I totally agree that sex with little boys is completely wrong and sick but I also know that it goes down and we should be able to laugh about it.