I was invited out to some Chachi bar in Montreal by Steve Aoki to drink for free and fuck with hot groupie bitches, so that’s what we did.

I don’t remember much of the night other than rollin’ in around 1 am and being escorted by the bouncers to the DJ Booth like I was someone important, which I am not, because every time I’ve tried rollin’ through that club in the past I was asked to leave because I look homeless.

Once in the DJ booth, there were about 10 or 15 slutty girls who were pretty much dripping down their leggings for Aoki but I was more interested in the bottle of vodka that was offered to me. So I drank my face off and by the end of the night, Steve Aoki was signing random body parts and I was doing shots out of some dude’s massive bottle of Grey Goose, because he thought I was someone important enough to give booze to, which I am not, while doing my best to stare up groupie skirts and watching them do their best to be the girl who the DJ took home, because it’s some kind of stamp of groupie approval.

At the end of the night, Aoki had to pee, and didn’t want to bother going all the way to the bathroom, so dude just peed in a couple of glasses that were lying around. I guess the funny thing in all this is that either the busboy cleanin’ up and thought there were some untouched drinks for him to drink like he won the fuckin’ lottery during his hard shift and wasn’t really aware of the surprise that he was about to get, and no matter what, for the lifetime of that glass’ career in that club, people will be drinking out of the Aoki pee cup, without even realizing it.

So watch some 1 Steve Aoki Celebrity DJ, 3 Cups.

Bonus - Samantha Ronson was There, But There Was No Side of Lohan….